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My Daughter - Listen to me boy, if you mess with my daughter you'd better give your heart to God because your ass WILL belong to ME! | |
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Iraq -
Like life in the States, only different. |
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Aspirations - Every father hopes his daughter makes something of herself. |
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GO NATIVE - Get closer to, and become one, with nature. |
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STAY IN - I think she wants to tonight.
Plus, she's got the remote... |
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HILLBILLY WEDDINGS - Dog; Check. Pregnant Bride; Check. Trailer; Check. Beer; Check... "juss 'bout time fer a weddin". tags: +2 motivator 203 views since posted on November 20, 2009 |
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GET READY.. - to S#!T your pants and them some !!!! |
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Lady Gaga - Because not all horrible flesh eating viruses are microscopic... tags: i hate lady gaga +1 motivator 180 views since posted on November 20, 2009 |
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Happiness? - A good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. |
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ADULT AMUSEMENT - ID REQUIRED |
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THAT LOOK - IT SAYS, "I REALLY NEED TO PEE!" |
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CONFIDENCE - This guy has a lot of it. |
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Being naive - When you think people are actually reading your shirt |
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GETTING OWNED - Your doing it right. tags: +1 motivator 94 views since posted on November 20, 2009 |
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B+w photography - Turning tawdry images into art. |
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HUGE FUCK-UP - If one occurs, call Todd. He will know what to do. tags: +3 motivator 215 views since posted on November 20, 2009 |
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Captain Morgan - Photobombing for as long as there have been photos |
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Beer goggles - Bet you wish that wasn't a mountain dew, sport. |
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CONTEST - The key is to make it as desirable as possible. Congradulations on your success. tags: +1 motivator 114 views since posted on November 20, 2009 |
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Bonuses - Sometimes, when you get one, you get one. |