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THE LABEL - You should always read it.
All-natural, nutritionally complete, AND comes in economy size!
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Rock Bottom - You'll know when you hit it. tags: alcohol funny fail +1 motivator 308 views since posted on November 15, 2009 |
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MAYBE YOU CAN'T - BUT I CAN |
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Absinthe - green fairies not included...induced, yes, included no. |
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AA WEDDINGS - GOOD TIMES = BAD HANGOVERS |
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BEER - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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ALCOHOL - Probably invented because of stuff like THIS....
Gonna take a lot to make THAT CLIMB though!!! |
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Coughlin's Law - "Don't talk unless you can improve the silence." |
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Coughlin's Law - All things end badly. Otherwise, they wouldn't end, would they? |
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Coughlin's Law - The luck is gone/ The brain is shot/ But the liquor we still got |
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Coughlin's Law - Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear. |
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Coughlin's Law - Never show surprise, never lose your cool. |
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Coughlin's Law - I don’t care how liberated this world becomes – a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume – and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. |
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KEEPER - Her Talent Speaks For Itself |
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REALITY - IT'S AN ILLUSION BROUGHT ON BY A LACK OF ALCOHOL |
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IT'S 5 O'CLOCK - Time to enjoy a martini. |
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Fish Kissing - You're gonna regret it when you get sober. |
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Coughlin's Law - Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you. |
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Coughlin's Law - 'Never tell me I have a drinking problem, when it is you that has a problem with my drinking.' |
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Coughlin's Law - Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead. They stink up the joint. |