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Beer goggles - Bet you wish that wasn't a mountain dew, sport. | |
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ROCK BOTTOM - SOMETIMES YOU DON'T KNOW YOU HIT IT |
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THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I've already had three of these drinks, and if you hang around until I finish this one...who knows what may happen!!" |
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FRIENDS - BE GLAD THEY'RE NOT YOURS |
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LOADED UP - They are it. |
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KAMIKAZE EYES - Take a normal person to the bar and eight or nine drinks later...THIS is what happens. "Oh man, I CAN KICK HIS ASS!!!"
--Just stand back and turn on the camcorder!--- |
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Daddy's Little Drunkard - Makes Father-Son nights easier to tolerate |
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KERMIT - Broke up with his pig. |
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Drunk Wet Beaver!!! - Be careful what you wish for ... you just might get it. |
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Bad Tattoo Part 2 - Is that a Pillsbury Crescent roll reading a paper and drinking a cup of green tea? WTF? And on a big, nasty, hairy man-ass too.
I bet your girlfriend is gonna love that, bro! |
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Rock Bottom - When you have to hold back your own hair while you throw up,
then you've hit.... |
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GINORMOUS BEER - I can see this ending with a brand new Rock Bottom post!!! |
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THE INTERNET - Making sure EVERONE sees you passed out on the toilet, face on the dirty floor with your pants around your ankles!!
--drink up trooper, the batteries are charged-- |
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DUI - Better run for your life, Tinman |
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COOPERS HILL CHEESE ROLL - 30-40 largely drunk Englishmen chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill......
---GOOD TIMES!!--- |
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DRUNK WOMEN - Yeah...This is a turn on!!
It would REALLY be hot if she was covered in her own vomit, yeah buddy!! |
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Finally! - A to-go lunch I can get behind |
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DUDE.. - Let's put make-up on his face...LOL |
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FORGET IT, MAN - She's drunk, 15 minutes after you get her home, she'll puke and pass out, and the bitch will blame it all on you in the morning. Move on. |
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DEBONED - Just another way of saying "To drunk to stand"
And to think I might actually have made a play....earlier in the evening!! |