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WET GIRLS - THEY'RE KIND OF SEXY! | |
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BELLY BUTTONS - ADMIT IT...YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY! |
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SOCKS - SOME MEN ARE TURNED ON BY THEM.
SOME MEN ARE REALLY STUPID. |
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ADULT AMUSEMENT - ID REQUIRED |
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THAT LOOK - IT SAYS, "I REALLY NEED TO PEE!" |
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GAY TEST - IF THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICED WAS HER HAT, YOU MIGHT BE A HOMOSEXUAL |
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KATE MOSS - BECAUSE NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS |
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DISABILITIES - THEY CAN BE USED TO AMUSE SMALL CHILDREN |
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NICOLE RICHIE - WHEN ADOPTION GOES WRONG |
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THAT LOOK - IT SAYS, "TONIGHT WILL BE THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!" |
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PLAYING DIRTY - ELIZABETH LAMBERT DOES IT RIGHT |
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CUTTING - SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT A BIT TOO FAR |
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EYE SEE YOU - WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING...YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT! |
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CHEERLEADERS - THE REAL REASON MEN GO TO THE GAME |
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ADVERTISING - A LITTLE HONESTY GOES A LONG WAY |
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PUKE - SHE DID IT RIGHT |
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LOBOTOMY - SOME PEOPLE CAN STILL FUNCTION AFTER THEY HAVE ONE |
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FARM GIRL - SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY, "I WANNA GO DOWN ON THE FARM!" |
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Last Words - "HENRI'S FINE...LET HIM DRIVE!" |
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TEA BAGGIN' - NO, HONEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT |