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Look here miss wilson - You have the integer in the wrong place... can I help you correct that over dinner? | |
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Little fashion dogs - It'll be in a kill shelter as soon as it chews her Jimmie Choo shoes |
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Little known fact - Dolph had the idea years before Hef! |
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Chablis or merlot? - Choosing just the right wine for white meat is always so difficult |
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Vacation in india - Visit the Taj Mahal, feast upon exotic cuisine, ride f-cking elephants |
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Porn for Cats - It´s Beautiful! |
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Aspirations - Every father hopes his daughter makes something of herself. |
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GET READY.. - to S#!T your pants and them some !!!! |
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B+w photography - Turning tawdry images into art. |
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Captain Morgan - Photobombing for as long as there have been photos |
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Beer goggles - Bet you wish that wasn't a mountain dew, sport. |
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Bonuses - Sometimes, when you get one, you get one. |
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Back Boobs - Bigger than most front boobs |
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BLADE.. - He'll get you sooner or later. |
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That explains it - I especially like the fact the midget is naked |
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The Gong Show - Responsible for the "Great Los Angeles Cocaine Shortage" of 1978. |
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RTFM - Add nudity, problem solved |
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UNCOMFORTABLE - He isn't but I bet you are |
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Big guns & nice gams - Ya gotta love that old 40's war propaganda! |
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CHRISTMAS - It all went wrong when santa found the internet to empty his sack |