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HEALTH AND SAFETY - If rules and regulations were applied to Earth, Man should be banned from her for being hazardous to her well-being. |
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CARAT WEIGHT - Directly proportional as to how many local morality and vice laws will be violated that night. |
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Mixed Marriages - Some judges won't allow them |
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American Dream - Kindness and truth shall meet; justice and peace shall kiss. Psalm 85:10 |
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LAW ENFORCEMENT - You will OBEY!! |
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Especially... - when the "grenade" is a cupcake. |
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Bowling - He's just learned a new game. |
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Taking the Oath - The Swedes are doing it wrong |
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Speed Limit.. ITS THE LAW tags: tank military law +3 motivator 2442 views and 1 favorite since posted on August 18, 2009 |
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IN GOD WE TRUST - No law has been passed that requires anybody to believe in a particular God or prohibits practicing any particular religion. You are in fact free to not trust in any God(s) or even believe one exists. |
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MURPHY'S LAW - What Can Fuck Up, Will. |
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PRACTICE WHAT YOU - PREACH This bitch is doing it all wrong. If you are going to commit suicide, make sure you do it right the first time, since it is against the law. |
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Crime and Punishment - five-finger discounts not recommended |
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The law of gravity - Cannot be denied |
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Abortion HURST Women - When it's done by an unskilled physician in a back alley with crudely fashioned surgical tools because its against the law |
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First Law of Holes - If you're in one, stop digging |
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Not a legal scholar - Guantanamo violates the 5th and 6th Amendments. Specifically, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; and In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial. |
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Mah Lawyurrz! |
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No fat chicks - It's the law |