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Happiness? - A good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. | |
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Casual (sex) fridays - Gives the workers something to look forward to!!! |
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Good to be the king |
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Smoking Stunts Growth - It doesn't appear to have stunted the growth of her epic boobs!!! |
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One book is immoral - The other book is about lesbian sex |
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Opportunity - Sometimes it knocks, sometimes it just stands outside the peeps and asks $20 for ten minutes of action |
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LOOKS LIKE.. - Corn Hole Canyon up ahead. |
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Cereal sucks - and milk gives you gas
Real men drink coffee and have a cigarette for breakfast! |
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I only smoke after sex... - I am on 20 a day...!!!! |
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Megan Fox - I wonder if she likes to roleplay in
the bedroom too? |
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Rock bottom - Seriously, WTF? Where does he go from here? |
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WELL... - Would you like me to place my Butterfinger in your Milky Way? We need to avoid the Baby Ruth though. |
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MY WIFE.. - LIKES TO MAKE LOVE IN THE BACK SEAT...
WHILE I'M DRIVING. |
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The Following Morning - A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness |
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CHRIS HANSEN - HE'S WATCHING YOU |
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Bribery - Damn: why can't I be a cop? |
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COSMO - Either it says what "he" wants and you won't want to do it
Or
It doesn't say what "he" wants and you will want to do it |
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Being Bi - It's a curious thing |
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MORNING AFTER - A confused, awkward attempt to recall who, what, and how; accompanied by comtemplation of the Walk of Shame to come. |
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YOUR STOCK - Is ping every moment you keep her waiting! Get to it! |