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Parking Problems - Happen to the best of us | |
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Phonetics - Fascinating stuff: this IPA transcription represents
'an unstressed and toneless neutral vowel sound'
...kind of like the first 'o' in 'moronic' |
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We are MotPhoters! - Tonight we dine at Applebee's!!! |
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Charlize Theron - Too bad she's such a moron |
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Atomium Beer - Coolest beer in the world!!! |
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Your Thumb - If it looks like this, cut back on the net porn |
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Macy's Thanksgiving Parade - You're doing it wrong, Sparky |
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High Speed Pursuit - It doesn't mix well with snow and narrow streets |
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False Eyelashes - Doing it wrong -- but enticingly |
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The Men's Room - This is a bit beyond my comfort zone |
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Goodbye Summer - The final results are in |
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Riding the Bacon - Terrorists have fallen on hard times |
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Opportunity - Sometimes it knocks, sometimes it just stands outside the peeps and asks $20 for ten minutes of action |
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Old School Revolvers - Heavy and hard to load but they lay down a helluva wall of lead |
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Baseball Caps - Ain't one big enough to shade those twins |
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Fish Stories - Not always about fish |
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Cut Off - The hand upon the valve calls the shots |
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Toothy Grins - Your dentist wants you to have one |
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Spiral Staircases - She's the type who likes to go down on 'em |
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A Christmas Story - That kid Flick -- he just never learned his lesson |