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Discovery - OMG, they all have one! 20 November, 2009 276 views	Wide Angle Lens - They're handy to have around sometimes 20 November, 2009 288 views	The Bacon Mug - Perfect for holding gravy 20 November, 2009 273 views	Your Tag - It's showing 19 November, 2009 917 views \| 1 favorite	Sit Ups - She's done a couple 19 November, 2009 360 views
Low Rise Jeans - The limit is being approached 19 November, 2009 1275 views \| 1 favorite	Shelter from the Storm - Suddenly I turned around & she was standing there with silver bracelets on her wrists & flowers in her hair Walked down to me so gracefully & took my crown of thorns Come in she said, I'll give you ... 18 November, 2009 168 views	A Reminder - Please bear in mind 18 November, 2009 238 views	Warthogs - Now available with bling 18 November, 2009 554 views	Push Up Bra - Hands on version 17 November, 2009 1121 views
Dreams - Many a nerd has had this one 17 November, 2009 321 views \| 1 favorite	Radha Mitchell - She gives good side boob 17 November, 2009 1002 views	The Promised Land - Just follow the arrow 17 November, 2009 1072 views \| 2 favorites	Humidity - The tennis fan's best friend 16 November, 2009 1257 views \| 3 favorites	Aspirations - Setting the bar low is one way to achieve them 16 November, 2009 477 views
Interviews - It's important to get their attention 16 November, 2009 1094 views \| 1 favorite	Chaps - Because you never know when a horse might show up 15 November, 2009 1062 views \| 3 favorites	Stimulus - Doing her part to get the economy going 14 November, 2009 708 views \| 1 favorite	Adjustments - Some are more fun than others 14 November, 2009 2181 views \| 2 favorites	Dates - For some reason, she has little trouble getting them 13 November, 2009 1091 views \| 3 favorites
T shirts - Best when stretched 13 November, 2009 1622 views \| 2 favorites	Class - Some people have, some people have never heard of it 12 November, 2009 1799 views	Wish - She knows what yours is 12 November, 2009 957 views \| 3 favorites	Career Fairs - Let's hope this interview doesn't go well 12 November, 2009 609 views	Conservation - There's more than one way to save energy 12 November, 2009 585 views
A Challenge - Sometimes, getting dressed can be one 12 November, 2009 2175 views \| 3 favorites	Tan Line - With the right one, you don't need a thong 11 November, 2009 2011 views \| 1 favorite	Triathlons - The best part is where they change 10 November, 2009 950 views \| 1 favorite	Bikes - They work best if you sit on them 10 November, 2009 616 views \| 1 favorite	Work out - I imagine she'd give you one 10 November, 2009 1104 views \| 2 favorites
Bride to be - Oh, the party was boring honey. We just played some board games 10 November, 2009 859 views	HyphenatedNames - Something tells me Brad and Anna won't be giving them to their children 9 November, 2009 534 views \| 1 favorite	Implants - An argument against them 9 November, 2009 1410 views \| 2 favorites	Mountain Biking - When hiking just isn't dangerous enough 9 November, 2009 713 views \| 1 favorite	Product Placement - No wonder sales are soaring 9 November, 2009 1246 views \| 1 favorite
A good Deal - If we keep 'stimulating' the economy, it soon will be 8 November, 2009 351 views	Ruffles - For those too modest for a string bikini 8 November, 2009 1023 views \| 3 favorites	Tramp Stamps - Not just for backs anymore 7 November, 2009 1310 views	Lookouts - Always put them in the front of the boat; the view is better 6 November, 2009 1178 views \| 2 favorites	The Wedgie Suit - If you already have one, no one can give you one 6 November, 2009 1675 views
Cougars - You'll need a wingman, but not for the ususal reason 6 November, 2009 752 views	Taste - There's never any accounting for it 6 November, 2009 370 views \| 1 favorite	Inhibitions - They're outlawed at the company party 5 November, 2009 1076 views \| 1 favorite	Androgyny - I guess we can rule it out in Elmo's case 5 November, 2009 742 views	Pancakes - Who knew they could fly? 5 November, 2009 323 views
On Noes! - Don't tell me the search is over. 4 November, 2009 1117 views \| 1 favorite	The Die - With males, it's early 4 November, 2009 1014 views	Aliens - They want our women 4 November, 2009 332 views	Volleyball - Best viewed from the end zone 4 November, 2009 907 views \| 2 favorites	Naked Protests - Not as new as you think 3 November, 2009 483 views \| 1 favorite
Wedgies - The difficult to achieve frontal wedgie from behind 3 November, 2009 769 views \| 1 favorite	Beauty - How can an inanimate object be so sexy? 3 November, 2009 254 views	Swine Flu - If they're out of masks, improvise 3 November, 2009 459 views	World Series - Baseball in November; it's bound to happen 3 November, 2009 361 views	Erin go bra - It means wearing a green one, right? 3 November, 2009 1488 views \| 1 favorite
Women - They're cute when they do this guy thing 2 November, 2009 2050 views \| 5 favorites	Basic black - Never, ever out of style 2 November, 2009 1612 views \| 3 favorites	Sparta - Then we will nap in the shade 2 November, 2009 628 views \| 1 favorite	Sunglasses - You just can't look cool without them 2 November, 2009 327 views	Kansas - They're not there anymore 2 November, 2009 369 views
Low Rise Jeans - Until the micro-miniskirt comes back in style, they'll have to do 1 November, 2009 1351 views \| 1 favorite	I'd hit that - If I wouldn't break on impact 1 November, 2009 562 views \| 1 favorite	Chain Mail - I'm guessing she doesn't jog in that outfit 1 November, 2009 1869 views \| 2 favorites	Directions - No... it was the rims chrome, the car black 1 November, 2009 1079 views \| 1 favorite	My Eyes - How many times to I have to tell you where to look? 1 November, 2009 688 views \| 1 favorite
Women - Some come with instructions 1 November, 2009 1179 views \| 4 favorites	Threesome - He's dreaming of one 31 October, 2009 1286 views \| 1 favorite	Push Ups - They're hard to do one-handed 31 October, 2009 1318 views \| 1 favorite	Halloween Customes - You can always go as a ghost 31 October, 2009 1540 views \| 3 favorites	Fetishes - Dogs have them too 31 October, 2009 707 views \| 1 favorite
Vacation - Timmy and Lassie hit the beach 30 October, 2009 319 views \| 1 favorite	White - It contrasts nicely with tan 30 October, 2009 1214 views \| 3 favorites	A beer? - Sure, as long as you're up 30 October, 2009 502 views \| 1 favorite	Possibilities - With her, I imagine they're endless 30 October, 2009 1533 views \| 1 favorite	Peripheral Vision - Diddy needs to work on his 29 October, 2009 695 views
Jobs - Some have more benefits than others 29 October, 2009 1460 views \| 1 favorite	Truth in Advertising - I don't think this qualifies 29 October, 2009 1377 views \| 3 favorites	Privacy - Come on, who's going to see us? 29 October, 2009 1317 views	Gynecologists - I wonder if they ever get bored 29 October, 2009 1529 views \| 1 favorite	Marisa miller - So hot, she makes herself sweat 28 October, 2009 986 views \| 1 favorite
Fit Women - It takes a lot to make them sweat 28 October, 2009 870 views \| 1 favorite	Stripper Poles - Never get caught without one 28 October, 2009 698 views \| 1 favorite	Whistle - You do know how to whistle, don't you? 28 October, 2009 252 views	Showers - I haven't taken anything but a bath since 1960 27 October, 2009 348 views \| 1 favorite	Vera Farmiga - Hey, if she's good enough for Matt Damon AND Leonardo DiCaprio, she's certainly good enough for me 27 October, 2009 434 views \| 1 favorite
The reset button - Somehow, I can't see Thomas Jefferson or Cordell Hull doing this 27 October, 2009 327 views \| 1 favorite	B&W - Who needs color when you look like this? 27 October, 2009 526 views \| 1 favorite	Thongs - They've certainly improved over the years 27 October, 2009 644 views	Reincarnation - Can I come back as her bike seat? 27 October, 2009 1875 views \| 6 favorites	Recycle - Dude, it's time 27 October, 2009 665 views
Jennifer Connelly - She'd be sexy even without that mole on her shoulder 27 October, 2009 1520 views \| 5 favorites	Protests - They used to be dignified and important 26 October, 2009 582 views \| 2 favorites	Topless - Sure grandma did it. She was just more discreet 26 October, 2009 685 views	Mine - All Mine -- eat your hearts out 26 October, 2009 1260 views \| 1 favorite	The Apocalypse - He's prepared for it 26 October, 2009 1225 views
Neck Warmers - They very best type 26 October, 2009 1022 views \| 1 favorite	Nazi Architecture - Reason enough to fight them 26 October, 2009 818 views	Warning - Sunbathers with implants ahead 26 October, 2009 415 views	Unhooked - My favorite type of bra 26 October, 2009 2289 views \| 3 favorites	Regrets - I'm betting she'll have at least one 25 October, 2009 1107 views
Opposites - I guess they do attract 25 October, 2009 535 views	Vertigo - Not the place to have it 25 October, 2009 720 views	Tan Lines - What good are they if you don't show them off? 24 October, 2009 2437 views \| 2 favorites	Beer Coasters - Donate yours to this worthy cause 24 October, 2009 1022 views	Stomachs - They can be very, very sexy 23 October, 2009 2121 views \| 2 favorites
Clarification - Well Santa, that depends on what you mean by 'good girl'. 23 October, 2009 895 views \| 2 favorites	Invitations - They don't get much clearer 23 October, 2009 2454 views	The Hunter - Becomes the hunted 23 October, 2009 777 views \| 1 favorite	Rangel - I was going to make a snarky comment about tax evasion, but I guess that would be racist. 22 October, 2009 325 views	Jimmy Carter - Brought us raging inflation and long gas lines, but could pronouce nuclear and kept us safe from rabbits 22 October, 2009 343 views
Speed Record - We don't haz it, but we're going to get it 21 October, 2009 353 views	Penalty Kicks - Much easier if you have a sight to line them up with. 21 October, 2009 1111 views	Cricket - That just isn't 21 October, 2009 639 views \| 1 favorite	Bats - I've heard of them in the belfry, but this is a first 21 October, 2009 1100 views \| 2 favorites	Afghanistan - We're going to bomb them forward to the stone age 20 October, 2009 672 views \| 1 favorite
Bitter - Women take the cake 20 October, 2009 1344 views \| 1 favorite	Vegetables - Taste better when packed with a bit of side boob 20 October, 2009 602 views	Ayn Rand - I always thought she was a crackpot -- until Obama, Reid and Pelosi got in power 20 October, 2009 527 views \| 1 favorite	Strip Darts - Should be the next craze 19 October, 2009 3196 views \| 2 favorites	The Kitchen - But sir, I joined to get OUT of it 19 October, 2009 1263 views \| 1 favorite
WNBA - Would Not Beat A good boys high school team 17 October, 2009 407 views	Hand Bra - Shelf version 16 October, 2009 2976 views \| 4 favorites	VTL - Visible Thong Line -- Scourge of the modern woman 15 October, 2009 2824 views \| 2 favorites	We sit here stranded - Though we all do our best to deny it 15 October, 2009 715 views	Horizontal stripes - They tend to make things look larger 14 October, 2009 2874 views \| 2 favorites
Ambiguity - Is she taking it off or is he taking it to her? 14 October, 2009 1353 views	Shelves - There are two of them in this picture 14 October, 2009 2101 views \| 3 favorites	Stretching - Be sure to take advantage of the spare moments at your desk 14 October, 2009 959 views	That Fine Line - between sexy-fit and crazy-repulsive has been crossed 14 October, 2009 1632 views	C'mon Guys - Hug it out 14 October, 2009 367 views
Sarah Silverman - Sexy or Scary? 14 October, 2009 2264 views	Tail Wind - She's going to have one when the boat starts 14 October, 2009 2394 views \| 5 favorites	Swedish women - Is there anything they can't make sexy? 13 October, 2009 1964 views \| 2 favorites	Polanski - No, of course he didn't do anything wrong 13 October, 2009 715 views	Hey Bitch! - Let's hug it out 13 October, 2009 802 views
Genetics - Important to check out mom before dating daughter 13 October, 2009 2616 views \| 2 favorites	Fantasy - A 'Friday Night Lights' mother-daughter tag team would be nice 13 October, 2009 1246 views	Unless - It was programmed to create Archimede's spiral 12 October, 2009 730 views	Balls - The guy who strapped himself into this baby for its test flight sure had them 12 October, 2009 1487 views	Wet T-shirt contests - Preparation is everything 12 October, 2009 3977 views \| 5 favorites
Position - I hate to see one wasted 11 October, 2009 1713 views \| 1 favorite	Unfair - She has them AND she gets to feel them 11 October, 2009 1277 views \| 2 favorites	Relieved - It's still there 11 October, 2009 2253 views \| 1 favorite	Brazil - They'd get my vote for the Olympics 11 October, 2009 1312 views \| 2 favorites	A ride? - You wouldn't have an ulterior motive, would you? 10 October, 2009 3218 views \| 6 favorites
Butt - The very best kind of bubble 10 October, 2009 2512 views \| 2 favorites	Bad Hair Day - Here's a sure-fire way to have one 10 October, 2009 892 views	Legs - They always end at the nicest places 10 October, 2009 2288 views \| 2 favorites	Perfect Ass? - No, but since one's unlikely to show up, this will do nicely 10 October, 2009 2917 views \| 2 favorites	Grapes - October is harvest time 10 October, 2009 1825 views \| 1 favorite
Stairs - About to be taken two at a time 10 October, 2009 2175 views \| 4 favorites	Prediction - Corona sales will be going up 9 October, 2009 2130 views \| 3 favorites	Three - Better than two or one 9 October, 2009 1909 views \| 1 favorite	Cleavage - Nature's way of reminding you of this 9 October, 2009 3073 views \| 3 favorites	LMPO - Laughing my panties off 9 October, 2009 2546 views \| 1 favorite
Knots - I never could tie them 9 October, 2009 1931 views \| 1 favorite	You're right! - They do feel good 9 October, 2009 2199 views \| 4 favorites	Glasses - Evidently, they're for wearing, not drinking 8 October, 2009 3164 views \| 3 favorites	Cats - They go on benders once in a while too 8 October, 2009 894 views	Pay Toilets - Before they invented the coin-operated lock 8 October, 2009 633 views
Unbelievable - Yet again, the Nobel prize for literature goes to a less deserving author 8 October, 2009 837 views	The Craz-E Burger - Glazed donut plus bacon cheese burger. What's not to like? 8 October, 2009 760 views	Tough - Is batting .295 while suffering from ALS 8 October, 2009 529 views \| 1 favorite	Jaw - In process of hitting floor 8 October, 2009 2830 views \| 3 favorites	Purses & Shoes - She's set for a while 7 October, 2009 935 views
Epic Legs - Because it's hard to wrap epic boobs around you 7 October, 2009 2344 views \| 2 favorites	Animal Abuse - It takes many forms 7 October, 2009 788 views	Forearm Bra - Rare, but always appreciated 6 October, 2009 1722 views \| 2 favorites	Chaps - Don't forget them when you go horseback riding 6 October, 2009 1411 views \| 1 favorite	Summer Olympics - I'm confused. Won't it be winter down there? 6 October, 2009 782 views
Dogs - They have 'ruff' nights too 6 October, 2009 517 views	Liquid Oxygen - Just the ticket when you've only got four seconds to light the BBQ 5 October, 2009 1318 views	Divorced - But are they still brother and sister? 5 October, 2009 1150 views	Birthday present - Can you believe my wife didn't even thank me? 5 October, 2009 755 views	Bison - Who needs them when we can groom our poodles to look like this? 5 October, 2009 886 views
Unclear on the Concept - If they're burning them, why are they still wearing them? 5 October, 2009 2125 views	Redheads - Green is definitely their color 4 October, 2009 2296 views	Bikini bowling - Hard to believe this never caught on 4 October, 2009 1476 views \| 1 favorite	My Little sister - She won't miss her bikini top 4 October, 2009 3910 views \| 4 favorites	Tight abs - Some people don't need extra weights when they do their sit ups 4 October, 2009 4798 views \| 5 favorites
Tight - I don't understand; the bottoms fit perfectly 4 October, 2009 3184 views \| 5 favorites	Accomodate - Now do you believe it's going to fit? 3 October, 2009 1137 views \| 1 favorite	St Patrick's Day - You mean it doesn't fall on Christmas this year? 3 October, 2009 2755 views	The Bra Relay - Still not an Olympic event? 3 October, 2009 1355 views \| 1 favorite	Wrinkles - Hers can be overlooked 3 October, 2009 1983 views \| 1 favorite
Commando? - Why yes; how did you guess? 3 October, 2009 1832 views \| 1 favorite	Bargains - They're some great ones out there 3 October, 2009 1529 views \| 1 favorite	Pantyhose - Who needs 'em? 3 October, 2009 1919 views \| 1 favorite	Hand Bras - Now available in 'mature' 3 October, 2009 1373 views	Suggestion - She's got one 3 October, 2009 869 views
Album Covers - for some reason, I've always been fond of this one 3 October, 2009 1183 views \| 2 favorites	Power - She's got it and she means to use it 3 October, 2009 632 views	Sand - It just gets in everything 2 October, 2009 3384 views \| 1 favorite	Tesla Coil - Every front yard should have one 2 October, 2009 1318 views \| 1 favorite	A man's reach - should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? 1 October, 2009 1998 views \| 1 favorite
Republican Plot? - I'm beginning to think they got him elected so he could destroy the Democratic party 1 October, 2009 736 views \| 1 favorite	Tousled Hair - It can look sexy in the right context 1 October, 2009 1675 views \| 2 favorites	Actually - He seems to have developed an interest in pussy at an early age 1 October, 2009 1649 views	Mesh - Thanks to Sports Illustrated, Cheryl Tiegs practically invented it 1 October, 2009 2443 views \| 3 favorites	Vapor - The essential ingredient of every Obama speech 1 October, 2009 651 views
Wishful Thinking - If chickens had lips they could whistle 1 October, 2009 562 views	Naked Sorority Girls - More fun to ride than a tilt-a-whirl 30 September, 2009 4896 views \| 2 favorites	Social Security - The monther of all Ponzi schemes. 30 September, 2009 665 views \| 1 favorite	The 60's - Didn't start until 1966, peaked in 67 and downhill ever since 30 September, 2009 701 views	A well-lit alley - I wouldn't want to meet him there either, friendo 29 September, 2009 632 views
Versatile - The Theremin: creepy enough for 50's Sci-Fi, perky enough for the Beach Boys 29 September, 2009 422 views \| 1 favorite	Blowin in the wind - I'll take this answer any day, my friend 29 September, 2009 2124 views \| 2 favorites	Constant bearing - and decreasing range. Always and everywhere a bad combination 29 September, 2009 1035 views	MILF - Actually, I would have taken your word for it 29 September, 2009 3867 views \| 1 favorite	Thongs - Well, if you don't have a girlfriend you can still get one for your iPod 29 September, 2009 687 views
Bed warmers - No well-stocked boudoir should be without one 29 September, 2009 1428 views \| 1 favorite	AMG Mercedes - Because a plain old Mercedes is just too common 28 September, 2009 624 views	Hand Bras & Beers - The two essentials of strip poker 28 September, 2009 2705 views	Bed? - Rats, I thought you had something else in mind. 28 September, 2009 1296 views \| 1 favorite	Oh Noes - Another stern letter from Obama. We'd better scrap our plans. 28 September, 2009 784 views \| 1 favorite
I'm shootin' pool, Fats - When I miss you can shoot 27 September, 2009 513 views	Chimps - Some of us are more closely related to them than others 27 September, 2009 724 views \| 1 favorite	Faceplant - Sometimes they're necessary 27 September, 2009 660 views	Rock Bottom - It's down there somewhere 27 September, 2009 900 views	Annette - Many a boomer's first crush 27 September, 2009 670 views \| 1 favorite
Sophia Loren - Destined to be our first GGILF? 26 September, 2009 1052 views \| 2 favorites	Sophia loren - Bringing you fifty plus years of hotness 26 September, 2009 1635 views \| 2 favorites	Personalized Plates - They take the guesswork out of identifying the narcissists 26 September, 2009 559 views	Your reindeer armies - They're all going home 25 September, 2009 850 views	Oh Yeah! - Says who? 25 September, 2009 475 views
Reaching Out - Didn't work then, won't work now 25 September, 2009 804 views	Biker Chicks - Probably couldn't handle the reality, but the fantasy's nice 24 September, 2009 1383 views \| 1 favorite	Dashboard jesus - So I don't care if it rains or freezes 24 September, 2009 957 views	Failure to communicate - That's what kind of fail we got here 24 September, 2009 676 views \| 1 favorite	2500 and counting - Number of days in a row my dog has been happy to see me 24 September, 2009 659 views \| 1 favorite
The Longest Journey Begins with a Single Step - and, occassionally, ends with one 23 September, 2009 741 views	Carpal muff - I guessing she has a bad case 23 September, 2009 2722 views \| 3 favorites	Sluts - They get married too 23 September, 2009 3366 views	Giant Squid - Don't swim with them 23 September, 2009 849 views	The icrotch - Predicted to be Apple's biggest seller ever 23 September, 2009 2516 views \| 2 favorites
The envelope - Was pushed a tad to far 23 September, 2009 1181 views	The Health Care Bill - No need to read it. Trust us; it's doubleplus good. 23 September, 2009 490 views	Cops - Keeping us safe from strippers 23 September, 2009 2136 views \| 1 favorite	Going Braless - Not likely 23 September, 2009 2315 views	Pointless - Trying to find inspiration in a motivational poster 23 September, 2009 709 views
Blind Squirrels - They get lucky once in a while too 22 September, 2009 1987 views \| 1 favorite	Opportunity - Sometimes it knocks, sometimes it breaks the door down 22 September, 2009 3364 views \| 1 favorite	Strange - Yet somehow erotic 21 September, 2009 1800 views \| 2 favorites	Makes love like a woman - But throws just like a little girl 21 September, 2009 892 views \| 1 favorite	Baseball - You can follow it without paying attention 21 September, 2009 1495 views \| 1 favorite
The octo-bra - When you need a quick cover up at the beach 21 September, 2009 2932 views \| 2 favorites	Go ahead - After all, you guys invented the position 20 September, 2009 1817 views \| 3 favorites	The 60's - Everyone participated 20 September, 2009 1341 views \| 2 favorites	Balance - That must take a great sense of balance and a serious set of stomach muscles 19 September, 2009 1135 views \| 1 favorite	Scratch - Sometimes you just gotta 19 September, 2009 2578 views \| 4 favorites
Spreadsheets - Allowing mistakes to be made faster since 1979 19 September, 2009 824 views	Rock Bottom - One flight up and he'll be there 18 September, 2009 1419 views	AP math - For the first time, there's a wait list this year 18 September, 2009 2307 views \| 3 favorites	Middle Management - They're like mushrooms -- kept in the dark and periodically covered in BS 17 September, 2009 699 views	Inspiration - I'm betting Garry Trudeau watched Dobie Gillis a lot growing up 17 September, 2009 744 views
Unfair - Just because he's faster, that's no reason to make him run on his hands 17 September, 2009 1252 views	CB Radio - If Kari can't bring it back, nobody can 17 September, 2009 2269 views	Connie Britton - The reason we middle-aged men are addicted to 'Friday Night Lights' 17 September, 2009 1062 views	Vindication - Will come as soon as he finds that 1970 typewriter that produced a Microsoft font 17 September, 2009 851 views \| 2 favorites	ACORN - Hot off the press -- their new logo 16 September, 2009 1280 views
Critical Gap - Can't have a perfect ass candidate without one 16 September, 2009 2751 views \| 2 favorites	Foot Faults - More important in some places than others 16 September, 2009 622 views \| 2 favorites	That Look - Meet the inventor 16 September, 2009 671 views \| 1 favorite	Adversity - That which does not kill you should persuade you to quit 16 September, 2009 1018 views	Set Design - Never was so much done with so little 16 September, 2009 1034 views \| 1 favorite
Effort - Not the same as accomplishment 16 September, 2009 1073 views	Superstructure - Not just found on battleships 15 September, 2009 2823 views \| 4 favorites	Stereotypes - I've noticed there's one they never deny 15 September, 2009 1458 views	War is not the answer - If this is the question it sure is 15 September, 2009 1080 views \| 1 favorite	Topologists - If they're so smart, how come they can't tell the difference between a coffee cup and a donut? 15 September, 2009 1088 views
The miniskirt - Greatest legacy of the '60s 15 September, 2009 2290 views \| 1 favorite	Fireman - Best job in the world . . . until there's a fire 15 September, 2009 878 views	Worthy Causes - I think we can all get behind this one 14 September, 2009 1536 views	Starch - Be careful not to overdo it 14 September, 2009 3481 views \| 2 favorites	Calculus - Except for Newton & Leibniz, we've all been there 14 September, 2009 1776 views \| 1 favorite
Little Man in a Boat - The key to turning a woman on? I don't get it. 14 September, 2009 1073 views \| 1 favorite	Milk Mustache - I guess this would be a Clean Sanchez 14 September, 2009 2807 views	Face Cards - Sometimes there are lots and lots of them 13 September, 2009 785 views	Suspension - Not just important for bridges 13 September, 2009 3430 views \| 3 favorites	Management - It's simple. They brew, you drink 11 September, 2009 1024 views
Friends - Friends let friends feel friends 11 September, 2009 4289 views \| 5 favorites	A Wee Cocktail - Grandma always enjoyed one before supper 11 September, 2009 793 views	Living Well - The best revenge 10 September, 2009 2369 views	Triffids - They can't be far behind 10 September, 2009 1129 views \| 1 favorite	A tight woman - Well, there's one of my three wishes down the drain 9 September, 2009 1126 views
Gravity - It can be your friend 9 September, 2009 4210 views \| 1 favorite	The Auto Club - Anyone got a membership card? 9 September, 2009 1490 views	Dates - They're easy to get with the proper technique and a degree of sophistication 9 September, 2009 3281 views \| 4 favorites	No stinkin' badges - That's what I don't need 9 September, 2009 911 views	Rincon Center - No, it's not named after the 16th president, you racist pig 8 September, 2009 686 views
Sports Bra - She could use one 8 September, 2009 2977 views \| 5 favorites	See through - Prior to this unfortunate incident, always a good thing 8 September, 2009 2377 views	Ass Dimples - Way underrated, in my view 8 September, 2009 3484 views \| 4 favorites	Self esteem - Disastrous when overdone (pun intended) 8 September, 2009 3364 views	French Newswomen - They're just adorable 6 September, 2009 1627 views \| 1 favorite
Transcendental - Pfft - Sex is transcendental; that's just a number 6 September, 2009 1069 views \| 1 favorite	Scarlett - Not matter what she does, it's sexy 4 September, 2009 2306 views \| 2 favorites	Bacon - Sneak it by your vegetarian friends 4 September, 2009 2375 views \| 2 favorites	Inspiration - Ever wonder where the Beatles got the idea for that 8 days a week song? 4 September, 2009 967 views	Curveballs? - Not the toughest thing I've ever faced 4 September, 2009 880 views
The Wall - No matter how much you practice, you'll never beat it 4 September, 2009 1036 views \| 1 favorite	Overkill - Steve, you're the definition of cool without the shades, Ferrari and hot chick 3 September, 2009 1257 views \| 1 favorite	Squirrels - It wasn't me, it was those squirrels. You know how vicious they can be. 3 September, 2009 1355 views	High Colonic - Don't attempt to do it yourself 3 September, 2009 808 views	Perseverance - Stupid trumps it every time 3 September, 2009 1323 views
Your debutante - Knows what you need, but I know what you want 2 September, 2009 3064 views \| 3 favorites	Forever Young - The upside to dieing at 24 is that you never end up looking like Orson or Marlon 1 September, 2009 1387 views	Arrogance - Is being born on third base and thinking you hit a triple 1 September, 2009 2275 views	Time - Apparently, not everyone's enemy 31 August, 2009 3176 views \| 2 favorites	Ice Cream - It's better with bacond 31 August, 2009 1140 views
Reggae - Don't let your dog listen to it 27 August, 2009 1205 views \| 1 favorite	On the Bright Side - No need to spend money on a Halloween mask 27 August, 2009 897 views	Money - It can't buy you happiness, but it let's you shop for it in a better neighborhood 27 August, 2009 1324 views	Buffalo - They tore down this masterpiece, but a least they gave us a spicy chicken wing 27 August, 2009 1388 views	Contender - He couda been one 27 August, 2009 598 views
TAIT - Thank Allah it's Thursday 26 August, 2009 1487 views	Procrastination - Remember, if you wait 'til the last minute, it only takes a minute 26 August, 2009 1717 views	Reaction - Pacino searches for 'great ass' on Motivated Photos 25 August, 2009 1306 views \| 1 favorite	Ice axes - Given the absence of ice fields there, it's best to get your guard up when you see one in Mexico 25 August, 2009 927 views	Clip, clop, clip, clop, bang! - The sound of an Amish drive-by 24 August, 2009 1058 views
Jesus loves you - Everyone else thinks you're an ass hat 24 August, 2009 1002 views	Be Prepared - September 19 (National talk like a pirate day) will be here before you know it. 24 August, 2009 910 views \| 2 favorites	The Office - On their deathbed, no one ever wishes they had spent more time there. 23 August, 2009 1814 views	Coexist - Every time I see that stupid bumper strip I think of this 22 August, 2009 2422 views	Brian's Song - Making men cry since 1971 20 August, 2009 816 views
We don't - - 20 August, 2009 2856 views	Confidence - Combined with stupidity equals bad outcome 20 August, 2009 1771 views	Disaster - The outcome of many a triple dog dare 20 August, 2009 903 views	EPIC - Someone told me that if I posted an EPIC I'd get lots of votes. 19 August, 2009 1187 views	Inbreeding - Has its disadvantages, but produces a mean banjo player 19 August, 2009 1865 views \| 1 favorite
Alien - Which one? 18 August, 2009 2028 views	Despair - A wife in menopause, a daughter in adolescence and a mother-in-law upstairs. Could it get any worse? 18 August, 2009 1461 views	Health Care Reform - Yep, it's the system. That's why we have shorter lifespans. Definitely, we need to fix the system. 17 August, 2009 1703 views	Endorsements - Some are more effective than others 17 August, 2009 3138 views \| 3 favorites	Beer - Now more convenient than ever 17 August, 2009 2822 views \| 1 favorite
TeachableMoment - He's got one for Henry Gates 17 August, 2009 883 views	Professional courtesy - The reason sharks don't eat lawyers 17 August, 2009 1421 views \| 1 favorite	Accountants - Vodka, the answer to boring 16 August, 2009 950 views	Victoria Secrets - Every 10 year old boy's favorite catalog 16 August, 2009 3105 views \| 3 favorites	Satisfied - Some men just never are 13 August, 2009 5516 views \| 1 favorite
Maribel Verdu - Du? Of course you would 13 August, 2009 2581 views	Group portrait - Of everyone whose mind has been changed by arguing on the internet 12 August, 2009 1911 views	Half Baths - The right one can really enhance the value of your property 12 August, 2009 3331 views \| 3 favorites	Votes - I want some and apparently this is the way to get them 10 August, 2009 3889 views \| 6 favorites	Muhlenberg - Mr Peabody's coal company hauled that county away 7 August, 2009 1274 views
Planck Time - Twice the duration this site would last without Epic Women and Perfect Asses 7 August, 2009 1344 views	Schrodinger's Cat - Once again, ruins the experiment 7 August, 2009 2128 views \| 2 favorites	FEAR - 1. A common source of motivation. 2. The emotion immediately felt when your wife asks, "Does this make my ass look big?" 6 August, 2009 1405 views	Love - is like a butterfly. Usually among the flowers, but sometimes lands on a turd. 6 August, 2009 1300 views \| 1 favorite	EVIL - Some people are so mean, they'll kick you with a sore toe 6 August, 2009 2188 views
Alliances - Think twice before forming them 5 August, 2009 1636 views	EconomicStimulus - Hey, I've got an idea. Let's burn down all the houses in the country so we have build new ones. 5 August, 2009 1964 views \| 1 favorite	Bureaucracy - The mortal fear that someone, somewhere is working efficiently adn without our permission 5 August, 2009 1386 views \| 1 favorite	Old School - When LeBron averages a triple double for a season, we'll talk 4 August, 2009 2110 views \| 1 favorite	Cubicle - Still want to complain about yours? 4 August, 2009 1813 views
Rice Rockets - Who says they have to be Japanese? 4 August, 2009 1477 views	Boomers - Warning -- we're not done screwing things up yet 4 August, 2009 1790 views	Walter&Margaret Keane - Did you know anime had grandparents who were popular in the 60's? 4 August, 2009 1192 views	Klein Bottle - The more you fill it, the emptier it gets 4 August, 2009 2381 views \| 1 favorite	Fish - There are two things that smell like them. And one of them's fish. 3 August, 2009 4572 views \| 2 favorites
WHY? - Because they can 1 August, 2009 1912 views \| 1 favorite	Urinals - Now accomodating both regular and extra long 31 July, 2009 1983 views	A Long Journey - Begins with a single step. And occassionally ends with one. 29 July, 2009 1311 views	Chocolate - Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 29 July, 2009 1425 views \| 1 favorite	Mrs. Robinson - The original cougar (RIP Anne) 24 July, 2009 3381 views \| 1 favorite
Obama Care - Drop your pants AND your wallet 24 July, 2009 1829 views	Captain Obvious - His work is never done 22 July, 2009 3177 views	Truth - For politicians, the intersection of independent lies 22 July, 2009 2014 views	Charisma - Not always a good thing 20 July, 2009 2360 views	Complexity - For every horribly complex problem, there's a solution that's simple, eloquent and wrong. 15 July, 2009 2604 views \| 1 favorite
Girl Gone Wild - MIT version 24 June, 2009 4461 views	Obama - Because it's important to have a president who looks good staring into the middle distance 22 June, 2009 2210 views \| 1 favorite