Maruchan Instant Lunch - It's delicious, not-so-nutritious, but it puts a smile on my face, a lot of sodium in my heart, and gives me a reason to keep going!
19 December, 2009
1009 views
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True Love - It can be found in every can of AMP Energy Drink.
19 December, 2009
831 views
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Coolness - It's all about making it look like you own the place!
4 December, 2009
1374 views | 1 favorite
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3k a day? - With that kind of money, you think that you could afford a better car!
3 December, 2009
1980 views | 1 favorite
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Best Friends - All you need is McDonalds, Uncle Chris, Wal-Mart, a smile, and you're all set!
3 December, 2009
1331 views
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Horror! - In the end... There should be only one Forch!!!
30 November, 2009
911 views
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Self-Loathing - It's a never-ending battle against yourself!
30 November, 2009
822 views
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Chloe Lynn Fortier - Because everyone needs a reason to smile... This is mine!
29 November, 2009
1609 views
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'Da Forch Mang! - He's going to CARVE.... YOU.... UP!!!!
26 November, 2009
881 views
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The Human Forch - He gives "Flame On!" a purely heterosexual meaning!
23 November, 2009
1503 views
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Forch Score! - And several years ago, Forch F. Fortier brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in AWESOME!
21 November, 2009
900 views
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Fantastic Forch - There's a reason he's called Mr. Fantastic. It's because EVERY part of him can extend. (If you know what I mean!)
21 November, 2009
938 views
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Forch Score! - And several years ago, Forch F. Fortier brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in excellence, and dedicated to the proposition that ForchMan was created Awesome!
20 November, 2009
869 views
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Forch F. Fortier - Submitting his resume at this time for "Doctor Number Twelve".
20 November, 2009
1244 views
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Forch F. Fortier - Sexy be thy name. Ladies. Start your drooling!
19 November, 2009
1997 views
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Forch Trek - "Live Long and KICK ASS!!!" - Capt. Forch F. Fortier
17 November, 2009
1110 views
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Kris Quesnel - He's got you in his sights.
16 November, 2009
761 views
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Kris Quesnel - Stop drooling ladies, he's taken. Deal with it.
16 November, 2009
749 views
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ForchMan Rule #40: - You can't change history.
16 November, 2009
1430 views
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ForchMan Rule #39: - When in doubt, know your way out.
16 November, 2009
1194 views
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Canadian $5 Bill - How do you expect us to take you seriously? There are kids playing hockey on here!
16 November, 2009
1858 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #38: - If someone says "Bite me!" Then BITE THEM!!!
16 November, 2009
1352 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #37: - He who laughs last... Laughs last...
16 November, 2009
941 views
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ForchMan Rule #36: - Death is just God's way of saying "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
16 November, 2009
993 views
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ForchMan Rule #35: - Never date a woman who uses the word "Like" to start a sentence.
16 November, 2009
1871 views
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ForchMan Rule #34: - Speed is only as good as he who yields it.
16 November, 2009
1363 views
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ForchMan Rule #33: - If you’re going to refer to the weaker link of a group or duo, you must always refer to them as the “Marty Jannetty” of the group…
16 November, 2009
1154 views
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ForchMan Rule #32: - Reality TV is neither "reality" nor is it "TV". Deal with it.
16 November, 2009
2626 views
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ForchMan Rule #31: - Comic books ARE good reading!
16 November, 2009
1091 views
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ForchMan Rule #30: - Always work hard. Only you reap the rewards of your labors. Unless of course, someone is riding your coattails.
16 November, 2009
1295 views
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ForchMan Rule #29: - Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear.
16 November, 2009
897 views
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ForchMan Rule #28: - Benny Hill can cure the common cold.
16 November, 2009
1537 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #27: - The only way to top a zany scheme, is with an even zanier scheme!
16 November, 2009
1803 views
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ForchMan Rule #26: - The number 26 is the number that binds the universe together.
16 November, 2009
938 views
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Forch F. Fortier - He's so amazing, he urinates excellence!!!
16 November, 2009
766 views
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Girlfriend Wanted.... - Apply Within. (No Nut-Jobs Please!)
16 November, 2009
1171 views
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ForchMan Rule #25: - If someone insists on making fun of you, insist on making fun of their mother!
15 November, 2009
746 views
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ForchMan Rule #24: - Love is blind. So is someone who can't see.
15 November, 2009
888 views
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ForchMan Rule #23: - An Interocitor is the best way possible to make hot chocolate.
15 November, 2009
1101 views
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ForchMan Rule #22: - Being single is a lot better than dating a psycho.
15 November, 2009
2593 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #21: - Enjoy the little things.
15 November, 2009
906 views
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I've got a drinking problem... - Just give me my damned AMP, and I will let you live!
15 November, 2009
812 views
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ForchMan Rule #20: - Reality CAN and WILL hurt you!
14 November, 2009
1515 views
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ForchMan Rule #19: - Never say "Eat Me!" to a Cannibal.
14 November, 2009
879 views
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ForchMan Rule #18: - A friend in need... Is a pest!
14 November, 2009
1213 views
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ForchMan Rule #17: - Limits are for those who need to be controlled.
14 November, 2009
880 views
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ForchMan Rule #16: - There are plenty of fish in the sea, but try and find a body of water that isn’t polluted.
14 November, 2009
1250 views
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ForchMan Rule #15: - Make sure that you can always be there for whomever needs you.
14 November, 2009
1153 views
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ForchMan Rule #14: - Never trust a man who carries change in his wallet.
14 November, 2009
1044 views
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ForchMan Rule #13: - Never allow yourself to be suckered by anyone who doesn't have your best interests in mind.
14 November, 2009
1388 views
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