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GO NATIVE - Get closer to, and become one, with nature.
GO NATIVE - Get closer to, and become one, with nature.
20 November, 2009
386 views
STAY IN - I think she wants to tonight.
Plus, she's got the remote...
STAY IN - I think she wants to tonight. Plus, she's got the remote...
20 November, 2009
258 views | 1 favorite
THE LABEL - You should always read it.
All-natural, nutritionally complete, AND comes in economy size!
THE LABEL - You should always read it. All-natural, nutritionally complete, AND comes in economy size!
20 November, 2009
322 views
LITTLE FRIENDS - They're good to have around when 
you are on your way to kick some ass.
LITTLE FRIENDS - They're good to have around when you are on your way to kick some ass.
19 November, 2009
728 views | 2 favorites
LOOKING UP - While I look down upon her.
It really gives you perspective...
LOOKING UP - While I look down upon her. It really gives you perspective...
19 November, 2009
1139 views | 1 favorite
BUBBALICIOUS! - And many interesting stuffed animals!
BUBBALICIOUS! - And many interesting stuffed animals!
19 November, 2009
788 views | 1 favorite
DEEP BLUE - It must be explored to be appreciated.
DEEP BLUE - It must be explored to be appreciated.
19 November, 2009
519 views | 1 favorite
LEGS - Can't really elaborate on that.
LEGS - Can't really elaborate on that.
19 November, 2009
299 views
I LOVE AMERICA! - All you ObamaLovin' liberals can kiss my ass!!
You got that?!
I LOVE AMERICA! - All you ObamaLovin' liberals can kiss my ass!! You got that?!
19 November, 2009
226 views
KISS THE LIZARD - Make him happy, ladies.
KISS THE LIZARD - Make him happy, ladies.
18 November, 2009
227 views | 1 favorite
FEMME FATALE - She doesn't need you, but she will destroy you.
And you'll never even know it.
FEMME FATALE - She doesn't need you, but she will destroy you. And you'll never even know it.
18 November, 2009
336 views | 1 favorite
ANTICIPATION - A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future. - Oliver Goldsmith
ANTICIPATION - A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future. - Oliver Goldsmith
18 November, 2009
610 views | 1 favorite
MEDAL OF HONOR - It is NOT a damn video game.
"..above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in an action against any enemy of the United States.."
MEDAL OF HONOR - It is NOT a damn video game. "..above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in an action against any enemy of the United States.."
17 November, 2009
265 views | 1 favorite
CAN YOU HELP? - I missed a spot.
CAN YOU HELP? - I missed a spot.
17 November, 2009
656 views | 1 favorite
DIVE IN - We've been waiting for you.
DIVE IN - We've been waiting for you.
17 November, 2009
874 views | 5 favorites
BOW & STOOP - You can't blame this one on the gun-carrying, 
bible-thumping, redneck racists.
BOW & STOOP - You can't blame this one on the gun-carrying, bible-thumping, redneck racists.
16 November, 2009
375 views
ELBOWBRA - An order of magnitude more difficult
than the handbra.
ELBOWBRA - An order of magnitude more difficult than the handbra.
16 November, 2009
1756 views | 5 favorites
CURVES - This is what they are supposed to look like.
And they are a good thing!
CURVES - This is what they are supposed to look like. And they are a good thing!
16 November, 2009
1889 views | 3 favorites
AIDS - This is how it got started!!
AIDS - This is how it got started!!
12 November, 2009
315 views | 2 favorites
K2 - Because anyone can climb Mount Everest.
K2 - Because anyone can climb Mount Everest.
12 November, 2009
374 views
BEANBAG - You can't really "sit" in it; you can't really "lay" on it.
What are they for then?...
BEANBAG - You can't really "sit" in it; you can't really "lay" on it. What are they for then?...
12 November, 2009
848 views | 2 favorites
ETHEREAL - The spacious firmament on high, With all the blue ethereal sky, And spangled heavens, a shining frame, Their great Original proclaim.
ETHEREAL - The spacious firmament on high, With all the blue ethereal sky, And spangled heavens, a shining frame, Their great Original proclaim.
12 November, 2009
446 views
EPIC REDHEAD - I present Julianne Moore.
Enough said.
EPIC REDHEAD - I present Julianne Moore. Enough said.
12 November, 2009
804 views | 1 favorite
THE CABANA - Whether you prefer a cervezas mexicanas, or a pitcher of margaritas, you are going to need some real refreshment soon.
THE CABANA - Whether you prefer a cervezas mexicanas, or a pitcher of margaritas, you are going to need some real refreshment soon.
12 November, 2009
932 views | 2 favorites
THIGH-HIGHS - THOSE, you ask her "leave 'em on".
THIGH-HIGHS - THOSE, you ask her "leave 'em on".
12 November, 2009
896 views | 2 favorites
WRONG AGAIN - That's a photoshop of an F-14 Tomcat. A Navy plane.
FAIL
WRONG AGAIN - That's a photoshop of an F-14 Tomcat. A Navy plane. FAIL
12 November, 2009
793 views
RACK 'EM - She's ready to play.
RACK 'EM - She's ready to play.
11 November, 2009
777 views | 3 favorites
HONOR HIM - He's earned it.
HONOR HIM - He's earned it.
10 November, 2009
306 views | 1 favorite
THANK YOU - ----------------------------------------------------------------
All honor to America's veterans.
THANK YOU - ---------------------------------------------------------------- All honor to America's veterans.
10 November, 2009
461 views
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINES! - 234 years of keeping heaven stocked with fresh souls.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINES! - 234 years of keeping heaven stocked with fresh souls.
10 November, 2009
532 views
YEA, VERILY... - ..though I walk through the valley of the shadow, I fear no redhead, for I want to get up close and personal.
Amen and hallelujah.
YEA, VERILY... - ..though I walk through the valley of the shadow, I fear no redhead, for I want to get up close and personal. Amen and hallelujah.
10 November, 2009
1102 views | 1 favorite
BLISS - Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, 
I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
BLISS - Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
10 November, 2009
1232 views | 4 favorites
OH HAI! - That damned El Nino has messed up the plankton migration again. Anyone know a good all-you-can-eat seafood buffet?
OH HAI! - That damned El Nino has messed up the plankton migration again. Anyone know a good all-you-can-eat seafood buffet?
10 November, 2009
449 views
A DEADLY COMBO - A redhead, in a red dress, 
drinking straight-up margaritas.
This will be spoken of for generations to come.
A DEADLY COMBO - A redhead, in a red dress, drinking straight-up margaritas. This will be spoken of for generations to come.
9 November, 2009
370 views
HELLSPAWN - *gnash gnash*...your souls are mine!!...
*gnash gnash*...death to you all!!...
HELLSPAWN - *gnash gnash*...your souls are mine!!... *gnash gnash*...death to you all!!...
9 November, 2009
226 views
SINGLE-POINT FAILURE - In engineering, this is a bad thing...
Let's see how that "Made in China" 
plastic button holds up!
SINGLE-POINT FAILURE - In engineering, this is a bad thing... Let's see how that "Made in China" plastic button holds up!
9 November, 2009
1153 views | 4 favorites
MEATY - In the seaty.
MEATY - In the seaty.
9 November, 2009
1082 views
SARK - "Don't think anymore. *I* do the thinking around here."
SARK - "Don't think anymore. *I* do the thinking around here."
9 November, 2009
137 views
NOVEMBER 9, 1989 - President Reagan called it.
And it fell.
NOVEMBER 9, 1989 - President Reagan called it. And it fell.
9 November, 2009
241 views | 1 favorite
NOPE - No "global warming" here!
NOPE - No "global warming" here!
9 November, 2009
1895 views | 1 favorite
WORTH IT? - You're damn right it is.
WORTH IT? - You're damn right it is.
9 November, 2009
1245 views | 4 favorites
INTENT - Sometimes, you can discern it
without a word being exchanged.
INTENT - Sometimes, you can discern it without a word being exchanged.
9 November, 2009
1045 views | 4 favorites
ANNAPURNA - 4 out of every 10 people who try to climb it die.
ANNAPURNA - 4 out of every 10 people who try to climb it die.
9 November, 2009
263 views
FEEL LUCKY? - Well, do ya, sonny?
FEEL LUCKY? - Well, do ya, sonny?
9 November, 2009
249 views
COURAGE - Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing - Sir Winston Churchill
COURAGE - Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing - Sir Winston Churchill
8 November, 2009
806 views | 1 favorite
THIS LOOK.. - ..says "Get me another beer, and you might keep my interest."
THIS LOOK.. - ..says "Get me another beer, and you might keep my interest."
8 November, 2009
435 views
I HAVE A DREAM... - Oh, no! I hear the black helicopters! They're coming to get me!
HOW DARE I THINK THIS WAY??
*scampers away*
I HAVE A DREAM... - Oh, no! I hear the black helicopters! They're coming to get me! HOW DARE I THINK THIS WAY?? *scampers away*
8 November, 2009
372 views
FORE! - The fairway is clear, and the lie is good.
Care to play through?
FORE! - The fairway is clear, and the lie is good. Care to play through?
8 November, 2009
570 views | 2 favorites
BETWEEN THE SHEETS - This is gonna be a good morning!
BETWEEN THE SHEETS - This is gonna be a good morning!
8 November, 2009
531 views | 3 favorites
MORNING AFTER - A confused, awkward attempt to recall who, what, and how; accompanied by comtemplation of the Walk of Shame to come.
MORNING AFTER - A confused, awkward attempt to recall who, what, and how; accompanied by comtemplation of the Walk of Shame to come.
8 November, 2009
960 views | 1 favorite
GIRL..BEER..BOOBS.. - Trifecta!
GIRL..BEER..BOOBS.. - Trifecta!
8 November, 2009
449 views
MOM - Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.  ~James Joyce
MOM - Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not. ~James Joyce
8 November, 2009
355 views
YOUR STOCK - Is ping every moment you keep her waiting! Get to it!
YOUR STOCK - Is ping every moment you keep her waiting! Get to it!
8 November, 2009
785 views | 3 favorites
AWAKE - Doesn't mean it's time to get out of bed.
AWAKE - Doesn't mean it's time to get out of bed.
8 November, 2009
518 views | 2 favorites
THE ADDADICTOMY - Will that surgery be covered under ObamaCare?
THE ADDADICTOMY - Will that surgery be covered under ObamaCare?
8 November, 2009
408 views | 1 favorite
DIZZY - Go up with her, and it won't be the spiral staircase that makes you that way.
DIZZY - Go up with her, and it won't be the spiral staircase that makes you that way.
8 November, 2009
612 views | 1 favorite
RADIANT - Some women are just *that* hot.
RADIANT - Some women are just *that* hot.
8 November, 2009
1246 views | 3 favorites
GAY TEST - If you think this will work, well then...
GAY TEST - If you think this will work, well then...
8 November, 2009
618 views | 1 favorite
FOUR HORSEMEN - They are really gonna screw things up.
FOUR HORSEMEN - They are really gonna screw things up.
8 November, 2009
653 views
USS NEW YORK - Commissioned Nov. 7, 2009
Includes 7.5 tons of steel from the World Trade Center.
"NEVER FORGET."
USS NEW YORK - Commissioned Nov. 7, 2009 Includes 7.5 tons of steel from the World Trade Center. "NEVER FORGET."
7 November, 2009
1323 views
FORGIVENESS - One should forgive one's enemies,
but not until after they have been shot.
FORGIVENESS - One should forgive one's enemies, but not until after they have been shot.
7 November, 2009
583 views | 2 favorites
WELL HUNG - She doesn't want you if you aren't.
WELL HUNG - She doesn't want you if you aren't.
7 November, 2009
320 views
HATE - "..the US of KKK A..", "..God d*mn America!..", "..land of the greed and home of the slave.."
This is what it looks like.
HATE - "..the US of KKK A..", "..God d*mn America!..", "..land of the greed and home of the slave.." This is what it looks like.
7 November, 2009
258 views | 1 favorite
FORGET IT, MAN - She's drunk, 15 minutes after you get her home, she'll puke and pass out, and the bitch will blame it all on you in the morning. Move on.
FORGET IT, MAN - She's drunk, 15 minutes after you get her home, she'll puke and pass out, and the bitch will blame it all on you in the morning. Move on.
7 November, 2009
476 views
THREESOME - The Buff, the Bone, and The Beak.
America's Heavy Hitters.
THREESOME - The Buff, the Bone, and The Beak. America's Heavy Hitters.
7 November, 2009
563 views
CHARM - Consider it an investment,
with promise of a big payoff to come.
CHARM - Consider it an investment, with promise of a big payoff to come.
7 November, 2009
554 views | 1 favorite
HEY OBAMA.. - ..it's coming.
HEY OBAMA.. - ..it's coming.
7 November, 2009
449 views
REDHEADS - There's a reason they're so damn smug.
REDHEADS - There's a reason they're so damn smug.
7 November, 2009
873 views
LET'S FACE IT - A magnificent pair of breasts makes EVERYONE happier!
LET'S FACE IT - A magnificent pair of breasts makes EVERYONE happier!
7 November, 2009
1277 views | 5 favorites
FRIENDLY SKIES - This airline is making them a lot more so.
FRIENDLY SKIES - This airline is making them a lot more so.
7 November, 2009
960 views | 1 favorite
TAKE CHARGE - Nothin' wrong with it.
TAKE CHARGE - Nothin' wrong with it.
6 November, 2009
523 views
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 - The next 9/11 finally happened.
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 - The next 9/11 finally happened.
6 November, 2009
508 views
TODAY'S SPECIAL - It's not always on the menu.
You have to ask for it.
TODAY'S SPECIAL - It's not always on the menu. You have to ask for it.
6 November, 2009
1140 views | 1 favorite
ROBUST - (adj.)-1.full of health and strength; vigorous 2.requiring or suited to physical endurance 3.marked by richness and fullness; full-bodied
ROBUST - (adj.)-1.full of health and strength; vigorous 2.requiring or suited to physical endurance 3.marked by richness and fullness; full-bodied
6 November, 2009
1397 views | 1 favorite
LITTLE RED DRESS - Always giving the little black dress
some serious competititon.
LITTLE RED DRESS - Always giving the little black dress some serious competititon.
6 November, 2009
872 views | 2 favorites
THE REDHEAD - "Once in his life, every man is entiltled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." - Lucille Ball (herself a redhead)
THE REDHEAD - "Once in his life, every man is entiltled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." - Lucille Ball (herself a redhead)
6 November, 2009
738 views | 2 favorites
CASUAL SAX - It definately has its appeal
CASUAL SAX - It definately has its appeal
6 November, 2009
650 views | 1 favorite
THE FACTS - They simply bear out certain points of view over others.
Real facts, not 'net-inspired versions of "truth".
THE FACTS - They simply bear out certain points of view over others. Real facts, not 'net-inspired versions of "truth".
6 November, 2009
542 views
OK, HERE'S A CUTE PUPPY - Isn't the puppy cute? 
Everybody feel better now?
Did I mention the cute puppy?
OK, HERE'S A CUTE PUPPY - Isn't the puppy cute? Everybody feel better now? Did I mention the cute puppy?
6 November, 2009
450 views
SOFIA LOREN - "Everything you see, I owe to pasta."
Bella Sofia!!
SOFIA LOREN - "Everything you see, I owe to pasta." Bella Sofia!!
6 November, 2009
740 views
THE ARMED CITIZEN - The best defense against all these mass shootings
 we seem to be having lately.
THE ARMED CITIZEN - The best defense against all these mass shootings we seem to be having lately.
6 November, 2009
333 views
REAL GERMANS - ..DON'T CARE FOR SWASTIKAS. 
SORRY.
REAL GERMANS - ..DON'T CARE FOR SWASTIKAS. SORRY.
6 November, 2009
253 views
WTF?? - Another day at Gaza elementary?
Seriously, WTF??
WTF?? - Another day at Gaza elementary? Seriously, WTF??
6 November, 2009
349 views | 1 favorite
DIPLOMATIC NOTE - They should ALL look like this.
DIPLOMATIC NOTE - They should ALL look like this.
6 November, 2009
761 views
MATH - Should've paid more attention!
MATH - Should've paid more attention!
6 November, 2009
1068 views | 3 favorites
SCIENCE! - Further study and lab work is necessary.
SCIENCE! - Further study and lab work is necessary.
6 November, 2009
1627 views | 4 favorites
BOOZEHOUNDS - The morning after.
BOOZEHOUNDS - The morning after.
6 November, 2009
461 views
TRAIN TRAVEL - Feel the appeal of riding the rails...
TRAIN TRAVEL - Feel the appeal of riding the rails...
6 November, 2009
1020 views | 2 favorites
INTELLECT - It has a sexiness and appeal all its own.
INTELLECT - It has a sexiness and appeal all its own.
6 November, 2009
843 views | 1 favorite
SURE, I'M DRUNK. - Why are you still ugly?
SURE, I'M DRUNK. - Why are you still ugly?
5 November, 2009
418 views | 2 favorites
TAP IT - She has. Should make for awesome keg stands!
TAP IT - She has. Should make for awesome keg stands!
5 November, 2009
1134 views
DIPLOMACY - Anyone else want to negotiate?
DIPLOMACY - Anyone else want to negotiate?
5 November, 2009
690 views | 1 favorite
RODINA MAT - "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS"
The Statue of Liberty's Russian counterpart.
She's not quite as welcoming.
RODINA MAT - "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS" The Statue of Liberty's Russian counterpart. She's not quite as welcoming.
5 November, 2009
399 views
CARAT WEIGHT - Directly proportional as to how many local morality and vice laws will be violated that night.
CARAT WEIGHT - Directly proportional as to how many local morality and vice laws will be violated that night.
5 November, 2009
1261 views | 2 favorites
EPIC POSITION - I think I shall call this one...
"Praying Mantis"
EPIC POSITION - I think I shall call this one... "Praying Mantis"
4 November, 2009
1277 views | 4 favorites
DIVERSITY - This is what it should look like.
DIVERSITY - This is what it should look like.
4 November, 2009
1797 views | 5 favorites
RUH-ROW! - Zoiks, Scoob! Those are some REAL Scooby Snacks!
RUH-ROW! - Zoiks, Scoob! Those are some REAL Scooby Snacks!
4 November, 2009
2323 views | 1 favorite
BBRRRR!! - Your lips are cold!
BBRRRR!! - Your lips are cold!
4 November, 2009
1462 views | 1 favorite
INSTINCTS - They are hardwired in our brains at birth, and remain with us through life.
INSTINCTS - They are hardwired in our brains at birth, and remain with us through life.
4 November, 2009
535 views
HE HAD A DREAM - Instead, we got a nightmare.
"Content of their character", not "color of their skin".
HE HAD A DREAM - Instead, we got a nightmare. "Content of their character", not "color of their skin".
3 November, 2009
594 views | 3 favorites
RED RIDING HOOD V2.0 - She's all grown up, and Grandma 
taught her all the skills...
RED RIDING HOOD V2.0 - She's all grown up, and Grandma taught her all the skills...
3 November, 2009
931 views | 1 favorite
VANITY - Deadly sin for her.
Sinfully indulgent for us.
VANITY - Deadly sin for her. Sinfully indulgent for us.
3 November, 2009
1428 views | 1 favorite
PRINTMEDIA - "Despite the growing popularity of the Internet, some publications continue to enjoy a loyal following..."
PRINTMEDIA - "Despite the growing popularity of the Internet, some publications continue to enjoy a loyal following..."
3 November, 2009
1583 views | 2 favorites
NEMO - Where is that little bastard?
NEMO - Where is that little bastard?
3 November, 2009
406 views
THE DIFFERENCE - Conservative: Liberty > Equality
Liberal: Liberty < Equality
Hope this helps!
THE DIFFERENCE - Conservative: Liberty > Equality Liberal: Liberty < Equality Hope this helps!
3 November, 2009
300 views
DEAR IDIOTS, - Please follow the instructions above. Whether you pull the trigger or not is up to you. Either way, you will stop talking. Thank you.
DEAR IDIOTS, - Please follow the instructions above. Whether you pull the trigger or not is up to you. Either way, you will stop talking. Thank you.
3 November, 2009
467 views
GOOD AND EVIL - There never is one without the other.
GOOD AND EVIL - There never is one without the other.
3 November, 2009
1386 views | 2 favorites
PUBLIC DISSENT - It needs to get back
to its "old school" roots.
PUBLIC DISSENT - It needs to get back to its "old school" roots.
2 November, 2009
421 views | 2 favorites
2ND AND 3RD PLACE - I don't think they're telling the winner "Congratulations".
2ND AND 3RD PLACE - I don't think they're telling the winner "Congratulations".
2 November, 2009
407 views
CONCEALED CARRY - Those Feds sure do get creative.
CONCEALED CARRY - Those Feds sure do get creative.
2 November, 2009
983 views | 1 favorite
MARKIE POST - Yep, she's still got it.
I loved Night Court!
MARKIE POST - Yep, she's still got it. I loved Night Court!
2 November, 2009
617 views
SORRY, GUYS... - I think we're shut out on this one.
SORRY, GUYS... - I think we're shut out on this one.
2 November, 2009
2264 views | 3 favorites
COOKIES - Get the milk.
COOKIES - Get the milk.
2 November, 2009
1431 views | 2 favorites
WOLVERINE - He's a touchy-feely kind of guy.
WOLVERINE - He's a touchy-feely kind of guy.
2 November, 2009
1828 views | 2 favorites
TUNNELERS - Those who trash the posts of others&use historical distortions& personal attacks to inflate themselves. Regarded as a lower animal.
TUNNELERS - Those who trash the posts of others&use historical distortions& personal attacks to inflate themselves. Regarded as a lower animal.
2 November, 2009
367 views
WIND-UP - I KNEW IT!!
WIND-UP - I KNEW IT!!
1 November, 2009
362 views | 1 favorite
THE SOUTH - "It's not all rednecks and good ol' boys, 'kay?
Y'all pay 'tention nah, ya hear?"
THE SOUTH - "It's not all rednecks and good ol' boys, 'kay? Y'all pay 'tention nah, ya hear?"
1 November, 2009
1431 views | 1 favorite
SMALL MINDS - "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet ; Act 1, Scene 5
SMALL MINDS - "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet ; Act 1, Scene 5
1 November, 2009
354 views
CLOSED MINDS.. - ..often have open mouths.
CLOSED MINDS.. - ..often have open mouths.
1 November, 2009
295 views | 1 favorite
IOSEF VISSANARIOVICH - The dude killed 25-30 million of his own people; he and his type had to be held at the point of a nuclear sword for 40 yrs; reduced the Motherland to ruin, yet some Russians want him back?
IOSEF VISSANARIOVICH - The dude killed 25-30 million of his own people; he and his type had to be held at the point of a nuclear sword for 40 yrs; reduced the Motherland to ruin, yet some Russians want him back?
1 November, 2009
293 views
COMRADES - Maybe the Soviet Union 
didn't have it *ALL* wrong....
COMRADES - Maybe the Soviet Union didn't have it *ALL* wrong....
1 November, 2009
976 views
HEY, 'NET COPS.. - No one is advocating any illegal behavior.
We deal in "non-reality" here. I think we all know where the line is drawn. Calm down.
HEY, 'NET COPS.. - No one is advocating any illegal behavior. We deal in "non-reality" here. I think we all know where the line is drawn. Calm down.
1 November, 2009
486 views
SOCIALISM - "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." 
- Sir Winston Churchill
SOCIALISM - "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Sir Winston Churchill
1 November, 2009
399 views | 1 favorite
FORGET IT, HONEY - He's one of those Village People.
FORGET IT, HONEY - He's one of those Village People.
1 November, 2009
996 views
DEMOCRACY - "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
DEMOCRACY - "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
1 November, 2009
605 views | 2 favorites
COBRA COMMAND - G.I. Joe doesn't stand a chance.
COBRA COMMAND - G.I. Joe doesn't stand a chance.
1 November, 2009
1488 views | 5 favorites
HEY FELLAS... - ...they prefer credit anyway.
HEY FELLAS... - ...they prefer credit anyway.
1 November, 2009
647 views
KISSING BOOTH - A recession-proof industry.
She'll do fine.
KISSING BOOTH - A recession-proof industry. She'll do fine.
1 November, 2009
1094 views
SALT LICK - It's not just for farm animals!
SALT LICK - It's not just for farm animals!
1 November, 2009
741 views | 1 favorite
BROOMSTICK - I think theirs is a little small.
BROOMSTICK - I think theirs is a little small.
31 October, 2009
1784 views | 3 favorites
HAPPY HALLOWEEN - TO ALL AT MOTPHOT!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN - TO ALL AT MOTPHOT!
31 October, 2009
1617 views | 6 favorites
BEACHED - Nope, let 'em die. F-ck the Whales.
BEACHED - Nope, let 'em die. F-ck the Whales.
31 October, 2009
466 views
OH GOD,THE HORROR - WHAT HAS BEEN DONE...cannot be undone.
OH GOD,THE HORROR - WHAT HAS BEEN DONE...cannot be undone.
31 October, 2009
631 views
THEN LEAVE!! - Go somewhere else, kid!
THEN LEAVE!! - Go somewhere else, kid!
31 October, 2009
621 views
GROUP HUG - Let's make everyone feel better!
GROUP HUG - Let's make everyone feel better!
31 October, 2009
912 views | 1 favorite
NO WAY!! - I thought NBA players would measure up
better than THAT!!
NO WAY!! - I thought NBA players would measure up better than THAT!!
31 October, 2009
1421 views
YIKES! - The Beast is on the prowl tonight.
YIKES! - The Beast is on the prowl tonight.
31 October, 2009
488 views
JUSTICE - "When there is crime in society,
there is no justice." - Plato
JUSTICE - "When there is crime in society, there is no justice." - Plato
31 October, 2009
575 views
LOSERS - In this case, there are none.
LOSERS - In this case, there are none.
31 October, 2009
1377 views | 1 favorite
MEDIOCRITY - Will *NOT* get you this.
BETTER YOURSELF!
MEDIOCRITY - Will *NOT* get you this. BETTER YOURSELF!
31 October, 2009
1009 views
THE WARRIORS - While we sleep and live our lives,
they stand vigilant.
THE WARRIORS - While we sleep and live our lives, they stand vigilant.
30 October, 2009
591 views
VAGINAS  - They are everywhere!!
VAGINAS - They are everywhere!!
30 October, 2009
577 views | 1 favorite
IT'S 5 O'CLOCK - Time to enjoy a martini.
IT'S 5 O'CLOCK - Time to enjoy a martini.
30 October, 2009
540 views | 1 favorite
OH, DAMN IT - Zero.
Division.
AGAIN!!
OH, DAMN IT - Zero. Division. AGAIN!!
30 October, 2009
578 views
Regret - O shame! Where is thy blush? 
- William Shakespere
Regret - O shame! Where is thy blush? - William Shakespere
30 October, 2009
873 views
ETERNAL VIGILANCE - ...is the price of peace.
ETERNAL VIGILANCE - ...is the price of peace.
30 October, 2009
618 views
AEGIS CRUISER - It can kill you on the sea, under the sea, on land,
in the sky, even in space!!
AEGIS CRUISER - It can kill you on the sea, under the sea, on land, in the sky, even in space!!
30 October, 2009
464 views
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - I gotta stop drinking that cheap 3.2% beer!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - I gotta stop drinking that cheap 3.2% beer!
30 October, 2009
518 views
HATERS, IDIOTS,&FOOLS - Get the message!
HATERS, IDIOTS,&FOOLS - Get the message!
30 October, 2009
960 views
CANNOLI - Take it.
Leave the gun.
CANNOLI - Take it. Leave the gun.
30 October, 2009
308 views
ON EARTH - "There is sufficient cowardice, sloth, and mendacity
to last forever."
ON EARTH - "There is sufficient cowardice, sloth, and mendacity to last forever."
30 October, 2009
325 views
CHER - No wonder Sonny Bono ran himself
into that tree.
CHER - No wonder Sonny Bono ran himself into that tree.
30 October, 2009
661 views
TRUE STRENGTH - ..lies in gentleness.
- Old Irish Proverb
TRUE STRENGTH - ..lies in gentleness. - Old Irish Proverb
30 October, 2009
1102 views | 1 favorite
LIBERALS - Is *this* what you want?
LIBERALS - Is *this* what you want?
30 October, 2009
370 views
WHAT I BELIEVE - 'nuff said.
WHAT I BELIEVE - 'nuff said.
30 October, 2009
228 views
HELL NO! - We will never apologize.
For the alternative was even worse.
Thank you, Colonel Tibbets & crew.
HELL NO! - We will never apologize. For the alternative was even worse. Thank you, Colonel Tibbets & crew.
30 October, 2009
358 views
JABBA WANNABE - He's almost got it right.
JABBA WANNABE - He's almost got it right.
30 October, 2009
1450 views | 1 favorite
CLOAKING DEVICE - ...is now disengaged.
CLOAKING DEVICE - ...is now disengaged.
30 October, 2009
978 views | 1 favorite
LAYER CAKE - Next birthday, I want one like this.
LAYER CAKE - Next birthday, I want one like this.
30 October, 2009
948 views
TOPLESS - Is this doing it right or wrong?
TOPLESS - Is this doing it right or wrong?
30 October, 2009
851 views | 3 favorites
SCRUNCHIES - All of a sudden, they have an appeal
I never before realized!
SCRUNCHIES - All of a sudden, they have an appeal I never before realized!
30 October, 2009
1397 views | 2 favorites
ANGELS AMONG US - Yet you think they'd be
easier to spot.
ANGELS AMONG US - Yet you think they'd be easier to spot.
30 October, 2009
1038 views | 2 favorites
STRIKE THEE DOWN - With great vengeance
and furious anger!
STRIKE THEE DOWN - With great vengeance and furious anger!
30 October, 2009
634 views
DOOM KITTEH - ...i iz cummin' to bring apokalips!
DOOM KITTEH - ...i iz cummin' to bring apokalips!
30 October, 2009
560 views
BIG ONES - She likes 'em.
BIG ONES - She likes 'em.
30 October, 2009
1647 views
LIBERATION - This is America brings to the Muslim world.
No "honor killings" for you, ma'am.
LIBERATION - This is America brings to the Muslim world. No "honor killings" for you, ma'am.
30 October, 2009
712 views | 1 favorite
FREEDOM - It sounds kinda like this!
FREEDOM - It sounds kinda like this!
30 October, 2009
680 views
FETISH - There's at least a couple in play here.
FETISH - There's at least a couple in play here.
30 October, 2009
1675 views | 4 favorites
HEY MOHAMMAD! - Get the door; it's for you.
HEY MOHAMMAD! - Get the door; it's for you.
30 October, 2009
1120 views
OPPORTUNITY - Hey, when it comes along.....
OPPORTUNITY - Hey, when it comes along.....
30 October, 2009
1781 views | 1 favorite
LIPS OF AN ANGEL - You were drunk, and you missed 'em.
*FAIL*
LIPS OF AN ANGEL - You were drunk, and you missed 'em. *FAIL*
30 October, 2009
1698 views
ANTICIPATION - A little oral fixation speaks volumes.
ANTICIPATION - A little oral fixation speaks volumes.
29 October, 2009
1157 views | 1 favorite
DETENTION - Those students who need to stay after school
are often easy to spot.
DETENTION - Those students who need to stay after school are often easy to spot.
29 October, 2009
1316 views | 1 favorite
IMMINENT FAIL - Call the yearbook committee; this is gonna be EPIC.
IMMINENT FAIL - Call the yearbook committee; this is gonna be EPIC.
29 October, 2009
1188 views | 2 favorites
HENNESSY COGNAC - Far too classy for the likes of that asshole
Kayne West to guzzle from the bottle like soda.
Use a glass, you jerk.
HENNESSY COGNAC - Far too classy for the likes of that asshole Kayne West to guzzle from the bottle like soda. Use a glass, you jerk.
29 October, 2009
297 views
WHORES - You'd better not cut up or otherwise harm 'em.
Or he'll come and kill all you sons of bitches.
WHORES - You'd better not cut up or otherwise harm 'em. Or he'll come and kill all you sons of bitches.
29 October, 2009
473 views | 1 favorite
VETERAN MILF - Expert-level or higher ONLY!!
VETERAN MILF - Expert-level or higher ONLY!!
29 October, 2009
1887 views | 1 favorite
DISTRACTED? - Nah, he just wanted to check out
the hot woman sunbathing topless...
DISTRACTED? - Nah, he just wanted to check out the hot woman sunbathing topless...
28 October, 2009
1088 views
JAIL - They're gonna *love* you in there.
JAIL - They're gonna *love* you in there.
28 October, 2009
495 views
CANDY STRIPER - A slight difference from the usual definition. 
It'll work, though.
CANDY STRIPER - A slight difference from the usual definition. It'll work, though.
28 October, 2009
887 views | 3 favorites
LAUREN HUTTON - And you thought the gap 
between her *teeth* was hot??
LAUREN HUTTON - And you thought the gap between her *teeth* was hot??
28 October, 2009
472 views
TUNNELS - Do we have to crawl through so many?
They suck, and show a lack of creativity 
on your part.
TUNNELS - Do we have to crawl through so many? They suck, and show a lack of creativity on your part.
28 October, 2009
400 views
FLAMEWARS - They're getting kind of stupid, people.
Lighten up, will ya?
FLAMEWARS - They're getting kind of stupid, people. Lighten up, will ya?
28 October, 2009
379 views
NO THANKS, BARACK. - Unlike you, I have a hot wife!
And she's not a bitter, partisan shrew!
NO THANKS, BARACK. - Unlike you, I have a hot wife! And she's not a bitter, partisan shrew!
28 October, 2009
1077 views | 1 favorite
DETERMINATION - Don't be afraid to leave your comfort zone,
and you shall know success!
DETERMINATION - Don't be afraid to leave your comfort zone, and you shall know success!
27 October, 2009
572 views
CHALLENGE - "Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great."
 - Niccolo Machiavelli
CHALLENGE - "Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great." - Niccolo Machiavelli
27 October, 2009
1064 views
THE BUBBLY - Remember, you can't call it 'champange',
unless it's from the Champange region 
of northeastern France.
THE BUBBLY - Remember, you can't call it 'champange', unless it's from the Champange region of northeastern France.
27 October, 2009
1233 views | 2 favorites
PREDATORY - "See how the female stalks her prey...."
PREDATORY - "See how the female stalks her prey...."
27 October, 2009
1230 views | 2 favorites
INNOCENCE - "They that know no evil will suspect none."
INNOCENCE - "They that know no evil will suspect none."
27 October, 2009
433 views | 2 favorites
DORITOS 3-Ds - She must have gotten some good royalties off that gig, 
'cuz she hasn't done a damn thing since!!
DORITOS 3-Ds - She must have gotten some good royalties off that gig, 'cuz she hasn't done a damn thing since!!
27 October, 2009
591 views | 1 favorite
$3 MILLION - And that's just for the diamond-encrusted bra.
$3 MILLION - And that's just for the diamond-encrusted bra.
27 October, 2009
880 views | 2 favorites
DEATH FROM ABOVE - "Run, Charlie!"
DEATH FROM ABOVE - "Run, Charlie!"
27 October, 2009
374 views
SINISTAR - BEWARE, I LIVE...
SINISTAR - BEWARE, I LIVE...
27 October, 2009
255 views
GIVE MORE HUGS - Everyone benefits
and it makes the world a better place.
GIVE MORE HUGS - Everyone benefits and it makes the world a better place.
27 October, 2009
1345 views | 1 favorite
SOME DAYS.. - ..THE BULL WINS.
SOME DAYS.. - ..THE BULL WINS.
26 October, 2009
476 views
LAW ENFORCEMENT - You will OBEY!!
LAW ENFORCEMENT - You will OBEY!!
26 October, 2009
747 views | 1 favorite
FACEPALM - She's trying not to laugh at your failure.
FACEPALM - She's trying not to laugh at your failure.
26 October, 2009
787 views | 2 favorites
MSNBC - The *M*inistry of *S*ocialist, *N*onsensical
*B*ullshit *C*oncealment
MSNBC - The *M*inistry of *S*ocialist, *N*onsensical *B*ullshit *C*oncealment
26 October, 2009
344 views | 1 favorite
BRAG & COMPARE - Women do it too.
BRAG & COMPARE - Women do it too.
26 October, 2009
1750 views | 5 favorites
YOU HUMANS - You think you're so damn clever...
YOU HUMANS - You think you're so damn clever...
26 October, 2009
913 views | 1 favorite
OPEN INVITATION - This one is about to be
a LOT more so.
OPEN INVITATION - This one is about to be a LOT more so.
26 October, 2009
2465 views | 3 favorites
SR-71 BLACKBIRD - Designed with slide rules. Built by hand. In the '60s.
And still one of the most awesome aircraft EVER.
SR-71 BLACKBIRD - Designed with slide rules. Built by hand. In the '60s. And still one of the most awesome aircraft EVER.
26 October, 2009
1015 views | 1 favorite
WEDDING NIGHT - Enjoy it, fellas.
'Cuz it's all downhill from here.
WEDDING NIGHT - Enjoy it, fellas. 'Cuz it's all downhill from here.
25 October, 2009
1260 views | 3 favorites
ANGIE DICKINSON - Classic, old school hotness.
ANGIE DICKINSON - Classic, old school hotness.
25 October, 2009
577 views | 1 favorite
EPIC WIN - She can detail my car.
Now go make me a sandwich.
EPIC WIN - She can detail my car. Now go make me a sandwich.
25 October, 2009
1304 views | 1 favorite
KISSABLE - Yes, they are.
KISSABLE - Yes, they are.
25 October, 2009
1338 views | 2 favorites
FRECKLES - They aren't just for redheads, you know....
FRECKLES - They aren't just for redheads, you know....
25 October, 2009
1077 views | 2 favorites
DAMN 5-OH - Always messin' wit' da bruthas....
DAMN 5-OH - Always messin' wit' da bruthas....
23 October, 2009
572 views | 1 favorite
DEVIL WOMAN - Your soul shall be hers.
DEVIL WOMAN - Your soul shall be hers.
23 October, 2009
1040 views
HONG KONG PHOOEY - FANNN-RIFFIC!!
HONG KONG PHOOEY - FANNN-RIFFIC!!
23 October, 2009
294 views
GEORGE - Watch out for that tree!
GEORGE - Watch out for that tree!
23 October, 2009
580 views
REAL COUGARS... - ..don't even have to leave the house.
They just come to the balcony, and your naive ass
gets sucked in.
REAL COUGARS... - ..don't even have to leave the house. They just come to the balcony, and your naive ass gets sucked in.
23 October, 2009
2479 views | 2 favorites
THE SHOOTIST - "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't
be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to
people, and I require the same from them."
THE SHOOTIST - "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to people, and I require the same from them."
23 October, 2009
516 views | 1 favorite
BREAKFAST IN BED - What a great way to start your day!
And pancakes for dessert!
BREAKFAST IN BED - What a great way to start your day! And pancakes for dessert!
23 October, 2009
3932 views | 8 favorites
YOUR PROBLEM - IS OBVIOUS.
YOUR PROBLEM - IS OBVIOUS.
23 October, 2009
667 views
TEDDY ROOSEVELT - He actually *earned* his Nobel Peace Prize.
TEDDY ROOSEVELT - He actually *earned* his Nobel Peace Prize.
23 October, 2009
647 views
WRIGHT BROTHERS - Somebody no doubt told them 
"It can't be done!"
They didn't give a shit.
WRIGHT BROTHERS - Somebody no doubt told them "It can't be done!" They didn't give a shit.
23 October, 2009
573 views
B-2; aka "THE BEAK" - You'll never see it coming or going.
You'll just be DEAD.
B-2; aka "THE BEAK" - You'll never see it coming or going. You'll just be DEAD.
23 October, 2009
710 views
AMERICA - We will come. 
Poorly equipped, hungry, ill-clothed.
In terrible weather. On a holiday.
AND WE WILL STILL KICK YOUR ASS.
AMERICA - We will come. Poorly equipped, hungry, ill-clothed. In terrible weather. On a holiday. AND WE WILL STILL KICK YOUR ASS.
23 October, 2009
811 views | 2 favorites
CHAISE LOUNGE - What, you couldn't afford an entire couch?
This could get crowded.
CHAISE LOUNGE - What, you couldn't afford an entire couch? This could get crowded.
22 October, 2009
1108 views | 2 favorites
HIGH CLASS - Way outside of your pay grade.
Keep dreamin'.
HIGH CLASS - Way outside of your pay grade. Keep dreamin'.
22 October, 2009
1300 views | 3 favorites
THE HARD SIX - Sometimes, you have to roll it.
THE HARD SIX - Sometimes, you have to roll it.
22 October, 2009
363 views
DICHOTOMY - Sweetly innocent, yet utterly tantalizing.
DICHOTOMY - Sweetly innocent, yet utterly tantalizing.
22 October, 2009
984 views | 1 favorite
GIMMEE THE CASSHHH!! - *snort snort*
GIMMEE THE CASSHHH!! - *snort snort*
22 October, 2009
444 views
UH-OH... - That last shot was a mistake,
huh sweetie?
UH-OH... - That last shot was a mistake, huh sweetie?
22 October, 2009
2861 views | 3 favorites
FLORIDA RETRIEVER - They're a different breed out there in the swamp.
FLORIDA RETRIEVER - They're a different breed out there in the swamp.
22 October, 2009
1177 views | 2 favorites
BACK TO BED - I don't care if the sun is coming up...
BACK TO BED - I don't care if the sun is coming up...
22 October, 2009
3133 views | 7 favorites
GIMME PAW - *ARF ARF ARF*
(translation:)
"I love you, man!"
GIMME PAW - *ARF ARF ARF* (translation:) "I love you, man!"
22 October, 2009
708 views | 1 favorite
JOE COOL - Simply the coolest....
JOE COOL - Simply the coolest....
21 October, 2009
403 views | 2 favorites
THIS OUTFIT - Cleavage... check.
"The Look"... check.
Hint of cameltoe... check.
THIS OUTFIT - Cleavage... check. "The Look"... check. Hint of cameltoe... check.
21 October, 2009
4181 views | 3 favorites
DIRTY POOL - But we love it. Penalties, anyone?
DIRTY POOL - But we love it. Penalties, anyone?
20 October, 2009
2036 views | 2 favorites
HAIL SATAN! - For He has sent his daughters 
to wreak Havoc upon the Earth.
"No flesh shall be spared." Mark: 13-20
HAIL SATAN! - For He has sent his daughters to wreak Havoc upon the Earth. "No flesh shall be spared." Mark: 13-20
18 October, 2009
1419 views | 1 favorite
DO THE MATH - Double your pleasure =
                     12
4.172 + a/b[3.14] x 10       the money.
DO THE MATH - Double your pleasure = 12 4.172 + a/b[3.14] x 10 the money.
18 October, 2009
2109 views | 2 favorites
3-HOUR TOUR? - Don't think it'll be enough 
for what she has in mind!
3-HOUR TOUR? - Don't think it'll be enough for what she has in mind!
18 October, 2009
1325 views
SWEET - But can go to *spicy*
in just 2.9 seconds.
SWEET - But can go to *spicy* in just 2.9 seconds.
17 October, 2009
1497 views | 2 favorites
MISCHIEF - "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." 
- Grace Hopper (RADM, USNR)
MISCHIEF - "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." - Grace Hopper (RADM, USNR)
17 October, 2009
1332 views | 1 favorite
GAY TEST - His eyes are not where they should be.
At that close range, there is only one conclusion...
GAY TEST - His eyes are not where they should be. At that close range, there is only one conclusion...
17 October, 2009
1673 views | 2 favorites
THE SMIRK - It says:
"Yes, with these, I know I have your attention!"
THE SMIRK - It says: "Yes, with these, I know I have your attention!"
16 October, 2009
1426 views | 3 favorites
BLACK & GREEN - They usually don't match well together.
Usually...
BLACK & GREEN - They usually don't match well together. Usually...
16 October, 2009
2340 views | 2 favorites
MINIGUN - When you absolutely, postively,
must reduce everything in your field of fire
to chunky salsa.
MINIGUN - When you absolutely, postively, must reduce everything in your field of fire to chunky salsa.
16 October, 2009
1573 views
DOGGIE STYLE - Boosting Gonazaga athletics since 1887.
GO BULLDOGS!
DOGGIE STYLE - Boosting Gonazaga athletics since 1887. GO BULLDOGS!
15 October, 2009
1282 views | 1 favorite
THE RAINBOW - She is tasting it.
Lucky rainbow!
THE RAINBOW - She is tasting it. Lucky rainbow!
14 October, 2009
806 views | 1 favorite
THE LOLLIPOP - It's red.
And I'm green with ENVY.
THE LOLLIPOP - It's red. And I'm green with ENVY.
14 October, 2009
921 views | 3 favorites
MASSIVE ORDINANCE PENETRATOR - When we said we could make a hole to China,
did you think we were joking?
AMERICA.... FUCK YEAH.
MASSIVE ORDINANCE PENETRATOR - When we said we could make a hole to China, did you think we were joking? AMERICA.... FUCK YEAH.
13 October, 2009
1275 views
*SEE RED* - There's a reason we snort and paw the ground.
Then, we charge.
*SEE RED* - There's a reason we snort and paw the ground. Then, we charge.
13 October, 2009
2154 views | 3 favorites
KITTIES! - Can you spot the kitties?
BAD KITTIES!!
KITTIES! - Can you spot the kitties? BAD KITTIES!!
13 October, 2009
2676 views | 4 favorites
ROLLERGIRLS - It's *NICE* when they play nice.....
ROLLERGIRLS - It's *NICE* when they play nice.....
12 October, 2009
1822 views | 3 favorites
GIRLS WITH GLASSES - Better visual acuity for everyone
GIRLS WITH GLASSES - Better visual acuity for everyone
29 September, 2009
1801 views | 3 favorites
TABLE SETTINGS - Much better than flowers, wouldn't you say?
TABLE SETTINGS - Much better than flowers, wouldn't you say?
28 September, 2009
1181 views | 1 favorite
ASS HAT - Literally.
ASS HAT - Literally.
28 September, 2009
1355 views
REDI-WHIP - Quite simply, one of the greatest 
inventions ever concieved by man.
REDI-WHIP - Quite simply, one of the greatest inventions ever concieved by man.
27 September, 2009
3592 views | 5 favorites
FEAST - Enjoy this table.
Set with tender meats and succulent fruits...
FEAST - Enjoy this table. Set with tender meats and succulent fruits...
27 September, 2009
1654 views | 2 favorites
THAT LOOK - It says:
"You will be a quivering, wasted piece of jelly when I am done with you."
THAT LOOK - It says: "You will be a quivering, wasted piece of jelly when I am done with you."
27 September, 2009
2109 views | 1 favorite
BEER & BREASTS - The ultimate combination.
BEER & BREASTS - The ultimate combination.
27 September, 2009
1449 views
SHAG. - And I'm not talking about the carpet.
SHAG. - And I'm not talking about the carpet.
27 September, 2009
1677 views | 3 favorites
M1 WEDDING - Way more serious than the shotgun variety.
M1 WEDDING - Way more serious than the shotgun variety.
27 September, 2009
1092 views | 1 favorite
RED VINYL - Not just for the retro 70s look!
RED VINYL - Not just for the retro 70s look!
26 September, 2009
1391 views | 2 favorites
COME HITHER - No words are necessary.
COME HITHER - No words are necessary.
26 September, 2009
1789 views | 2 favorites
RAIN OF FIRE - Prepare to meet Allah, ragheads!
RAIN OF FIRE - Prepare to meet Allah, ragheads!
26 September, 2009
1551 views
THE STADIUM - She will bat your balls right out of it.
THE STADIUM - She will bat your balls right out of it.
26 September, 2009
1691 views | 1 favorite
SPIDER WOMEN - They devour Emos.
SPIDER WOMEN - They devour Emos.
26 September, 2009
1260 views
ROLL IN THE HAY - Down on the farm.
ROLL IN THE HAY - Down on the farm.
26 September, 2009
1458 views | 1 favorite
RUBBERS - She has hers on.
RUBBERS - She has hers on.
26 September, 2009
1886 views | 3 favorites
SLEEPYTIME - Put your toys away, little girl, and get ready for bed.
SLEEPYTIME - Put your toys away, little girl, and get ready for bed.
26 September, 2009
3007 views | 6 favorites
INTER-SPECIES - Points for effort!
But you're missing your mark.
INTER-SPECIES - Points for effort! But you're missing your mark.
26 September, 2009
832 views
DEPRESSION - When you think you are at your lowest, just wait.
It WILL get worse.
DEPRESSION - When you think you are at your lowest, just wait. It WILL get worse.
26 September, 2009
731 views
GOOD STUFF - She is smoking it.
GOOD STUFF - She is smoking it.
26 September, 2009
909 views
PACKING - She is.
PACKING - She is.
26 September, 2009
1833 views | 1 favorite
GOING GREEN - If it looks like this...well, okay then!
GOING GREEN - If it looks like this...well, okay then!
26 September, 2009
1136 views | 3 favorites
IGNORED - PsychoGirl will not be.
IGNORED - PsychoGirl will not be.
26 September, 2009
818 views
BODY ODOR - Marisa's is more attractive than others'. 
Even she can't get enough.
BODY ODOR - Marisa's is more attractive than others'. Even she can't get enough.
26 September, 2009
1495 views | 3 favorites
TALENTS - He is intimidated by hers.
TALENTS - He is intimidated by hers.
26 September, 2009
923 views | 1 favorite
LAZY AFTERNOON - She makes me want to spend one....
LAZY AFTERNOON - She makes me want to spend one....
26 September, 2009
1349 views | 2 favorites
BORDERS - Violate hers at your peril!
BORDERS - Violate hers at your peril!
26 September, 2009
1422 views | 1 favorite
YOU HAVE FAILED... - ...to see it coming.
YOU HAVE FAILED... - ...to see it coming.
26 September, 2009
1041 views
EPIC FACEPLANT - Failure seen round the world, and another "agony of defeat" moment.
EPIC FACEPLANT - Failure seen round the world, and another "agony of defeat" moment.
26 September, 2009
916 views | 1 favorite
JESUS - Walk with Him, for He knows when to get off the boat.
JESUS - Walk with Him, for He knows when to get off the boat.
26 September, 2009
846 views
WHAT..THE..F**K?? - This is just wrong.
On so many levels.
WHAT..THE..F**K?? - This is just wrong. On so many levels.
26 September, 2009
1939 views
SAD - Somebody knock on this girl's door!
SAD - Somebody knock on this girl's door!
26 September, 2009
1724 views
ARMED & READY - Zombies, neighborhood pervs, rapist jocks...
This schoolgirl is ready for all of them!
ARMED & READY - Zombies, neighborhood pervs, rapist jocks... This schoolgirl is ready for all of them!
26 September, 2009
1499 views | 1 favorite
IN THE KITCHEN - I'm here honey! Now what?
IN THE KITCHEN - I'm here honey! Now what?
25 September, 2009
2230 views | 2 favorites
DOUBLE DOWN - In BlackJack or life, it's a risky proposition.
But the payoff can be fantastic.
DOUBLE DOWN - In BlackJack or life, it's a risky proposition. But the payoff can be fantastic.
22 September, 2009
1971 views | 2 favorites
SHAKE 'EM - You won't break 'em.
SHAKE 'EM - You won't break 'em.
17 September, 2009
3146 views | 2 favorites
WORLD TRADE CENTER - I haven't forgotten. AVENGE SEPTEMBER 11, 2001!!
WORLD TRADE CENTER - I haven't forgotten. AVENGE SEPTEMBER 11, 2001!!
11 September, 2009
1039 views | 1 favorite
REP JOE WILSON (R-SC) - &quot;YOU LIE!!&quot; Thank you for having the balls to stand up and call Obama on his bullshit.
REP JOE WILSON (R-SC) - &quot;YOU LIE!!&quot; Thank you for having the balls to stand up and call Obama on his bullshit.
11 September, 2009
722 views | 1 favorite
ADDED SUPPORT - Shay needs some. Let's all help out!
ADDED SUPPORT - Shay needs some. Let's all help out!
8 September, 2009
2472 views | 2 favorites
SOME MILK - That'll do it for me.....
SOME MILK - That'll do it for me.....
8 September, 2009
1752 views
SURPRISE BUTSECKS - This....IS SPARTA!
SURPRISE BUTSECKS - This....IS SPARTA!
26 August, 2009
3378 views | 1 favorite
THE SHOULDERS - &quot;A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique...the no man's land between mind and body.&quot;
THE SHOULDERS - &quot;A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique...the no man's land between mind and body.&quot;
15 August, 2009
2405 views | 1 favorite
UNITED STATES MARINES - THEY operate AV-8B Harriers.
UNITED STATES MARINES - THEY operate AV-8B Harriers.
4 August, 2009
1891 views
THEY ARE SEPERATE - But they do meet.  One without the other leads only to chaos or tyranny.
THEY ARE SEPERATE - But they do meet. One without the other leads only to chaos or tyranny.
12 July, 2009
1271 views
IDENTIFICATION FAIL - That is USS Nimitz.
IDENTIFICATION FAIL - That is USS Nimitz.
10 July, 2009
4415 views
SHEER WHITE COTTON - Giving mesh some damn good competition!
SHEER WHITE COTTON - Giving mesh some damn good competition!
17 June, 2009
7851 views | 3 favorites
I Can Haz Beer - You iz driving!
I Can Haz Beer - You iz driving!
19 May, 2009
3919 views | 1 favorite
THE BRIDE - You don't want to be on her list.
THE BRIDE - You don't want to be on her list.
17 May, 2009
3717 views
16 INCHES - I got it, baby.Size matters.
16 INCHES - I got it, baby.Size matters.
14 May, 2009
3916 views
Right-Wing Booty - This is as political as MotivatedPhotos.com needs to get, you fools. Now knock it off!!
Right-Wing Booty - This is as political as MotivatedPhotos.com needs to get, you fools. Now knock it off!!
1 May, 2009
9647 views | 7 favorites
Kristin Davis - Face it, SHE was the hot one on 'Sex in the City'.
Kristin Davis - Face it, SHE was the hot one on 'Sex in the City'.
13 March, 2009
6993 views | 1 favorite
Precision Bombing - What used to take a squadron of B-17s, then a 3-ship cell of B-52s, now only needs one bomb. Be afraid, muzzies. Be very afraid.
Precision Bombing - What used to take a squadron of B-17s, then a 3-ship cell of B-52s, now only needs one bomb. Be afraid, muzzies. Be very afraid.
13 March, 2009
6871 views | 3 favorites
Eeating Chips - You're doing it wrong, but somehow I don't care
Eeating Chips - You're doing it wrong, but somehow I don't care
1 March, 2009
16823 views | 4 favorites
SSHHH!  I don't want to hear it
SSHHH! I don't want to hear it
1 March, 2009
4688 views | 2 favorites
United Flight 93 - We won this one
United Flight 93 - We won this one
1 March, 2009
4304 views | 1 favorite
My Eyes are blue - look deep into them - you cannot resist me
My Eyes are blue - look deep into them - you cannot resist me
1 March, 2009
9899 views | 5 favorites
Belts - They're an unecessary accessory
Belts - They're an unecessary accessory
1 March, 2009
10407 views | 7 favorites
Self-Stimulation - Hey bitch, there's a line, finish up will ya?
Self-Stimulation - Hey bitch, there's a line, finish up will ya?
1 March, 2009
5736 views | 1 favorite
Daybreak - You should never have gotten out of bed
Daybreak - You should never have gotten out of bed
1 March, 2009
15047 views | 13 favorites
Poker - Yep, I'd go all in
Poker - Yep, I'd go all in
1 March, 2009
9695 views | 9 favorites
MTV Super Sweet 16 - Making fathers wish for sons since 2005
MTV Super Sweet 16 - Making fathers wish for sons since 2005
1 March, 2009
6972 views
Barf - Something in this picture will make it happen for you
Barf - Something in this picture will make it happen for you
1 March, 2009
7510 views
Mile-High Club - It really is better in First Class
Mile-High Club - It really is better in First Class
1 March, 2009
9246 views | 3 favorites
Cumulo-Granite - Only pilots with real ball dare to fly below it
Cumulo-Granite - Only pilots with real ball dare to fly below it
1 March, 2009
5061 views | 2 favorites
Paradox - Irresistable force meets immovable object
Paradox - Irresistable force meets immovable object
1 March, 2009
8214 views | 1 favorite
Cleanliness is next to goddesses
Cleanliness is next to goddesses
28 February, 2009
11947 views | 9 favorites
Railroad Crossing - You can race a train but remember that the train wins all ties
Railroad Crossing - You can race a train but remember that the train wins all ties
28 February, 2009
5641 views | 1 favorite
Gingivitis - Brushing and flossing are very important for prevention
Gingivitis - Brushing and flossing are very important for prevention
28 February, 2009
6313 views | 1 favorite
Dog Food - See what happens when you buy him the cheap stuff?
Dog Food - See what happens when you buy him the cheap stuff?
28 February, 2009
4009 views | 2 favorites
Meerkat Payback - Let's watch your species ever waking moment for a change
Meerkat Payback - Let's watch your species ever waking moment for a change
28 February, 2009
4780 views | 1 favorite
Bitter Beer - It's really a bad thing
Bitter Beer - It's really a bad thing
28 February, 2009
5761 views
Lorena Bobbitt - I'd bet she doesn't date much these days
Lorena Bobbitt - I'd bet she doesn't date much these days
28 February, 2009
5103 views
Tequila Shots - You'll be seeing them again the next day
Tequila Shots - You'll be seeing them again the next day
28 February, 2009
5990 views
Winston Churchill - So he was a pudgy drunk who smoked cigars, he still made Hitler his bitch
Winston Churchill - So he was a pudgy drunk who smoked cigars, he still made Hitler his bitch
28 February, 2009
4122 views | 1 favorite
Europe - Something is not right there
Europe - Something is not right there
28 February, 2009
5370 views | 1 favorite
Trident - Turn this baby loose and we'll show you some global warming
Trident - Turn this baby loose and we'll show you some global warming
28 February, 2009
6459 views | 4 favorites
Nuclear Submarines - We invented stealth ships before the Air Force
Nuclear Submarines - We invented stealth ships before the Air Force
28 February, 2009
6970 views | 2 favorites
Hired Help - doesn't have to be illegal
Hired Help - doesn't have to be illegal
28 February, 2009
12251 views | 7 favorites
YAL-1 Airborne Laser - Hey terrorists, try shooting off your little bittle rockets now
YAL-1 Airborne Laser - Hey terrorists, try shooting off your little bittle rockets now
28 February, 2009
5483 views | 1 favorite
Good thing we didn't go to the church chilli cook off
Good thing we didn't go to the church chilli cook off
28 February, 2009
7643 views | 1 favorite
FAIL! You're supposed to cut the red wire
FAIL! You're supposed to cut the red wire
28 February, 2009
6995 views | 2 favorites
BUFF - b-52
BUFF - b-52
28 February, 2009
6884 views | 2 favorites
TOYS - we didn't have these when we were kids
TOYS - we didn't have these when we were kids
28 February, 2009
5714 views | 1 favorite
SNOOPY - bad ass aerial assassin
SNOOPY - bad ass aerial assassin
28 February, 2009
3762 views
B-1B BONE
B-1B BONE
28 February, 2009
5183 views | 1 favorite