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Yes - Yes YOU are. I like the choice of the word "acting" too. Did you know most people don't "act" like shit? 13 June, 2009 2250 views	Control - You can silence my voice, but you can NEVER take away my views. 11 June, 2009 2129 views	Generic softcore porn - Victorian addition 9 June, 2009 3939 views	Superman - The early years... 9 June, 2009 3973 views \| 1 favorite	Habu Sake - That shit'll fuck you up! 9 June, 2009 2849 views
Best Friends - "People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end. People let me tell you 'bout my best friend..." 9 June, 2009 2234 views	Words - I have none. 9 June, 2009 3416 views	Teaching Women to read - All it's really accomplished is giving them more reasons to go into more violent mood swings. 9 June, 2009 7275 views \| 1 favorite	Good Times - When you're so drunk you piss yourself, but your friends are so drunk they can't even point at it and laugh... 9 June, 2009 7302 views \| 1 favorite	Woman on top - When you're really in the mood for a good crotch noogie, but not really in the mood for actually getting off. 9 June, 2009 4635 views
Goatse - Somehow, it just got worse... 9 June, 2009 2515 views	EXACTLY! - See, I don't give a shit what people think of my sexuality. You on the other hand feel it necessary to constantly post and repost, again and again, how straight you are to everyone... You sir, are latent. 9 June, 2009 1968 views	Dude - If I want to suck dick, I'll suck dick. You know why I don't? Cause I have no desire to. I also have no desire to tell everyone how straight I am. Why? Because I'm comfortable with my sexuality. You? 9 June, 2009 3007 views	Gay Test - Going online and posting things to random strangers that insists you are straight, when you're the only one that gives a shit. You failed. 9 June, 2009 5551 views	Adjective Noun - (Some flaccid attempt at subtext.) 9 June, 2009 4828 views \| 1 favorite
There ought to be an award... - for most consecutive amount of times saying the SAME FUCKING JOKE 1,000 times in a row with ZERO effect. 9 June, 2009 6039 views	THAT'S EASY! - Cause anime sucks, and so do you... 9 June, 2009 2561 views	Fideism at it's finest... - So your argument is that morality only comes from the Bible, but there is objective morality which proves there is only subjective morality? 9 June, 2009 1670 views	Suspension of Disbelief on a grand scale - Satellites, Predator drones, the world's largest military, the world's largest intelligence agency, lasers that can pick up conversation from miles away and we can't find one man running a massive operation?! 9 June, 2009 2846 views \| 1 favorite	Halloween? - A Good Excuse For Girls To Dress and Act Like Sluts? Don't you mean "Tuesday"? 9 June, 2009 4430 views
Subjective morality... - So if morality can only come from the Bible then 1)Only Christian societies can be ethical. 2)Pedophilia is okay, cause it's not in the Bible. 9 June, 2009 1834 views	Oh, yuo got me - I genuinely thouhgt it wsa spleled "sefl" and in no wya was that a typo... 9 June, 2009 1548 views	Military dominance - What do you THINK is going to happen if the country with the largest military has economic failure? 8 June, 2009 2427 views	Fools - They either don't believe in smoke filled rooms, or they think they know EXACTLY what's really going on in them. 8 June, 2009 2000 views	Wise up - Do you really think we can't find Osama Bin Laden? Especially when he's so useful for controlling the masses in their unified fear and hatred of him. 8 June, 2009 2393 views \| 1 favorite
1984 - Welcome to it. Leave your anger and depression at the door as you march past the teleprompters to the next war. It's not allowed anymore. 8 June, 2009 2341 views	Be afraid - Do you really think the richest families are content in sharing? Be very afraid. 8 June, 2009 1981 views	Political Posturing - Only fools don't realize the violent conflict ahead of us, and only the wise ones know it has nothing to do with us proles... 8 June, 2009 3256 views	Gay test... - If you feel it necessary to constantly put other people's sexuality on trial over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... ...and over again I've got some news for YOU. 8 June, 2009 5235 views	Popularity - The idiot's way of picking their favorite sports teams. 7 June, 2009 1789 views
Denzel Washington... - If you ever meet him, make sure to be a prick and exclaim, "Oh wow! It's the military reporter from Full Metal Jacket!" 7 June, 2009 6186 views	There... - That's more like it! 7 June, 2009 3424 views	Western Medicine - Thank God you have access to it if you ever catch the clap. 7 June, 2009 4134 views	Russians - They're drunk. 7 June, 2009 4194 views \| 2 favorites	Your photo - Ha-Ha! I also gave this woman a penis too! 7 June, 2009 2921 views
So very true... - That was a great movie, and him getting shot by the racist cop made a profound statement about the nature of people. Of course a handful of anomalies does not make a trend. 7 June, 2009 2399 views	Bizzaro World - Cheney supporting gay marriage. What's next, Obama supporting state's rights? 6 June, 2009 1886 views	This momment... - When the woman's Olympic volleyball team asked him for a pat on the butt, and he responds with a pat on her back with the back of his hand it was the ONLY wise decision Bush ever made in office. 6 June, 2009 5090 views \| 1 favorite	Black Guys - Even in video games, we're always the first one to die. "ZOMBIE!!!" (Bang! Pow! Tat-tat-tat...), "Dude, you idiot, that's me!", "Oh, my bad." 6 June, 2009 4381 views \| 1 favorite	Archeologists - Sacrificing themselves for the greater good, apparently. 6 June, 2009 1938 views
Okay asshole! - SHOW ME! Show me one single fucking quote in all of the god damn campaign in which Obama referred to his race other than factually, cause I can point out 1,000s were Fox did. 6 June, 2009 2069 views	God I know... - I love Pringles! 6 June, 2009 4100 views	Conservatives - (Some liberal slamming conservatives, ignoring the combo breaker by excluding it from the tunnel). 6 June, 2009 1654 views	C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker - (Bitching about people bitching). 6 June, 2009 1699 views	Barack Obama - (Incoherent ramblings from some right wing lunatic out of no where). 6 June, 2009 1741 views
Ad Hominem - (Spelling Nazi chiming in about the spelling of interjection and most likely calling it grammar). 6 June, 2009 1734 views	Inerjection - (Some horny kid that has nor will ever get laid talking about the picture). 6 June, 2009 2028 views	Adjective Noun - (Some lame gag that's been used 1,000 times before and has never made anyone ever laugh). 6 June, 2009 2210 views	News - I wouldn't call this it... 6 June, 2009 1941 views	$Id·i·ot - \'i-de-?t\noun: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota, from Greek idiotes - A person who proclaims "HEY LOOK! This H R Giger art looks sexual!"$ Id·i·ot - \'i-de-?t\noun: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota, from Greek idiotes - A person who proclaims "HEY LOOK! This H R Giger art looks sexual!" 6 June, 2009 2849 views
Karaoke - What is it with fat chicks singing "Black Velvet" and/or "Me and Bobby McGee"? 6 June, 2009 2032 views	Picasso - What a perv! Uh, I think... 6 June, 2009 1825 views	Image obsessed phony - God I hate those people... 6 June, 2009 1490 views	Nah... - Just a typical black guy in a neighborhood of white kids missing their bikes. (Calm down, I'm black. I get to make black jokes.) 6 June, 2009 2409 views	Frightening - The fact that a person's ability to ride a horse WOULD be a qualification some people would look for in a president. 6 June, 2009 1851 views
Acid Washed Jeans - Even people from the 80s mock your fashion. 6 June, 2009 3963 views	Black President - 1)Like he could go without being accused of playing the race card. 2) I keep hearing he wouldn't be there if he weren't black. And every republican president would if they weren't white? 6 June, 2009 2065 views	There is? - Cause I never that about Bush. Oh, you mean W Bush. Yeah, he fucked this country over a barrel, what's your point? He deserves it. Obama is trying, which is more than I can say for your jag-off. 6 June, 2009 2056 views	Weakness - Only a broken man ever stops fighting. 6 June, 2009 2094 views	Dissonance - Your value is measurable in geographical terms, the further away you are the less your relative worth. 5 June, 2009 2075 views
Excellence - "I had a goal to be the best from day one, Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.” 5 June, 2009 2125 views	Sefl Improvement - Its masturbation. 5 June, 2009 2008 views	Not, - I will 5 June, 2009 2429 views	Yep... - And you know who said that? A person in a position of leadership. What a shock... 5 June, 2009 1769 views	Your photo - Ha, ha! I gave the woman a penis... 5 June, 2009 6354 views
Fideism - Magical thinking does not give you magical strengths. So clap all you want, Tinkerbell's still dead. 5 June, 2009 1898 views	Sigh... - Just this black dudes humble opinion. 5 June, 2009 3433 views	That's easy - Goku is a blatant Superman rip-off and would not exists without him. 4 June, 2009 3415 views	What? - He didn't smoke copulas amounts pot?! 4 June, 2009 1962 views	My old girlfriend - She served her at a restaurant. Got shlitzed, was cool as shit, left over $100 tip. Jamie Presley: Hot, and cool. 3 June, 2009 5854 views \| 1 favorite
Lincoln and Roosevelt - Apparently they were forefathers. Oh, and Thomas Jefferson was a girl. 3 June, 2009 2133 views	You're butt - I want to pee in it. 3 June, 2009 5948 views	Asking for flames - This is how you do it... 3 June, 2009 3471 views	Inductive failure - So you are inducing that the OP's intent wasn't the meaning that I, and every other service member, got right away that fits? Idiot. 3 June, 2009 2230 views	The internet - Feel the love... 3 June, 2009 3423 views \| 1 favorite
Road rage - When someone normally tries to kill you, it's fine to get angry. When you're in a car and they try to kill you, it's called "road rage". 3 June, 2009 3306 views \| 1 favorite	SUV's - Seriously, f-ck you people. 3 June, 2009 4505 views	Ultra Fail - It's spelled Helo, and 1951 is when the military started using any of them. You fail so hard you drew in a 3rd party. 3 June, 2009 2894 views	Sexist - Women in their underwear in an underwear ad. The pigs! 2 June, 2009 5194 views	Criminals - Lock them up and throw away the key. 2 June, 2009 2743 views
Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 2105 views	Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 2188 views	Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 1962 views	Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 1994 views	Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 1972 views \| 1 favorite
Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 1988 views	Drugs - Users are losers. 2 June, 2009 2098 views	Aspirations - F-ck it, might as well try... 1 June, 2009 3928 views \| 2 favorites	Equality - Woman should be allowed the same job opportunities as men. And by that, I mean they should be required to lift a 300 lb body like a guy applying for the same position. 1 June, 2009 3488 views	Boners are embarrassing... - Being caught going all phantom penis on your pen over a middle aged man with one is worse. 1 June, 2009 4394 views
Seals - They're f-cking ninjas... 1 June, 2009 3099 views \| 1 favorite	Heels - What you here is "click, click, click..." What she means is "look at me, look at me, look at me..." 1 June, 2009 3063 views \| 1 favorite	Snowmen - They walk amongst us... 1 June, 2009 2979 views	Hanging labias - GROSS! 1 June, 2009 3542 views	German pop culture - Just be glad that there isn't some of their shitty music to go along with the picture. 1 June, 2009 3063 views
Ground forces - A pile of meat, each equipped with a gun and little training, hoping to be half as effective as a handful of SEALS. 1 June, 2009 4101 views	THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! - No flying cars, no hover boards, no self tying shoes, no weather control, no Mr fusion, no electronic bats, no dog walking hover bots, and Marty McFly is dying of Parkinson's. Robert Zemeckis, you liar! 1 June, 2009 3918 views	Roid Rage - It's safe. For now... 1 June, 2009 3671 views	Time Machine - When I finally make one, I'm going back to kill the person who started this shit before they infect the world with it. 1 June, 2009 2561 views	That's sad - The first thing I noticed was that he was in a Cici's Pizza. God, I need a house bitch to cook for me... 1 June, 2009 3429 views
For personal security reasons - I don't think I will... 1 June, 2009 2801 views \| 1 favorite	Crazy grandma - She's training the cows to eat you... 1 June, 2009 2782 views	That tares it! - I'll never drink Pepsi again! 1 June, 2009 2803 views	Prudes - They don't even like it when you screw in your own house. 1 June, 2009 2951 views	You sir, - are a jackal! 31 May, 2009 2819 views \| 1 favorite
Men - We know what we want. 31 May, 2009 3260 views \| 1 favorite	Barack Obama - Seriously, why am I even the slightest bit surprised that this is what kind of shit the first black president has to put up with? 31 May, 2009 2737 views	Conservatives - Because middle ground is for pussies, and anyone that doesn't adhere to their narrow views is a Liberal/Fascist/Socialist! 31 May, 2009 2418 views \| 1 favorite	Proper Grammar or Penis - This guy's only got blood enough for one... 31 May, 2009 6631 views \| 1 favorite	Video Games - Deeper than most realize... 31 May, 2009 3289 views
...Is bliss - THERE IT IS!!! 31 May, 2009 3858 views	Ignorance - wait for it... 31 May, 2009 6158 views \| 1 favorite	The perfect ass - Is Some Guy ruining your delusions of soft core porn and pointing out that it's about as real as anime. 31 May, 2009 7134 views \| 2 favorites	White Trash - Is someone that thinks $450 for four lobster dinners and a bottle of Champagne is absurdly high. 31 May, 2009 2180 views	It's moments like this... - That I almost feel ashamed to be black. 31 May, 2009 3502 views
Vaginas in places - You are now infected and will see vaginas everywhere you look... 31 May, 2009 3193 views	Run! - She's on to us... 31 May, 2009 3810 views \| 4 favorites	Her body - Enjoy it while it lasts, cause I assure you it'll be gone shortly after this... 31 May, 2009 5055 views	Context - It always seems to get blurry after a few steps into the tunnel. 31 May, 2009 1649 views	This - Will only end in tears... 31 May, 2009 3062 views \| 1 favorite
What has been seen... - Can never be unseen!!! 31 May, 2009 2813 views	Black People - We make fun of white people for being afraid of gun fire. 31 May, 2009 4925 views	Firefox - FTW! 31 May, 2009 2907 views \| 1 favorite	I know, it's been posted - But the funny thing is, the one in blue is the one making the face. The red one seems quite content. 31 May, 2009 4416 views	The Chinese Government - If they want the world to take them seriously, not passing these girls off as 16 would be a good start! 31 May, 2009 3362 views
Old People - Fuck, they're bitter... 31 May, 2009 3242 views \| 1 favorite	George Carlin was dead wrong! - Sometimes you can see a guy running full speed shitting him self! 31 May, 2009 3543 views	When you see it - you'll see it... 31 May, 2009 3538 views \| 1 favorite	When you see it... - You'll want to reform health care policy on torn anuses from shitting bricks. 31 May, 2009 4517 views	Giant Dwarfs - They don't fuck around when picking up strange. 31 May, 2009 3708 views \| 2 favorites
Marketing - Sometimes, it's spot on 31 May, 2009 4289 views \| 2 favorites	Yoda love - We've all been there... 31 May, 2009 3428 views	FDA - There's good reason it exists... 31 May, 2009 1864 views	GOD DAMN! - I LOVE YOU ARM CHAIR ECONOMISTS!!! You watch a little economy reports on Fox News, vice taking an actual course, and now you know fucking everything! STFU, instead! 30 May, 2009 2005 views	Typical conservative bullshit - Anyone that doesn't adhere exactly to their amazingly narrow political views is a liberal. 30 May, 2009 1879 views
Irony - Kids like this calling me "Noob" on Xbox Live. 29 May, 2009 4935 views	The Moment... - ...before the talking dead body from Steven King's "It." rises up out of the water? 29 May, 2009 2009 views	American gangsters - No, please, go on. Tell me some more about how hard you are and how rough your "hood" is... 29 May, 2009 3125 views	Zamboni - You try saying it without wanting to smerk. 29 May, 2009 2078 views	Dyslexia - Reading that word makes you feel dyslexic. 29 May, 2009 3767 views
Yeah? - Well, I club here. 29 May, 2009 5188 views	Not being a whinny bitch - More effective than any AC. 29 May, 2009 2407 views	Vaginas in places - You are now infected and will start seeing vaginas everywhere you look. 29 May, 2009 3822 views	Half-Assed - No, seriously, those girls only have half an ass! 29 May, 2009 7078 views \| 1 favorite	Britain - Porn is not one of their better exports. 29 May, 2009 4102 views \| 1 favorite
Dude! - How do you explain to girls that you have over that you still play with action figures? -Just kidding, I know girls don't talk to you... 29 May, 2009 3495 views	Is this a tunnel? - MotivatedPhotos.com's way of eliminating flame wars.Click yes to have your post buried deep into the site where it will never be seen again. 28 May, 2009 2519 views	Fate of Atlantis - A hundred times better than Crystal Skull. 28 May, 2009 2566 views	Mortal Kombat VS Street Fighter - First hand evidence that edginess and gore is no match for substance and gameplay. 28 May, 2009 2680 views	Faces in places - You are now infected, you will start seeing faces in everyday places! 28 May, 2009 3807 views
Scrubs - A show made of 2d niche characters with no real development and had the worst finale of all time. 28 May, 2009 3231 views	I'd hit it - What? You wouldn't want to nail the world's most famous groupie too? 28 May, 2009 5326 views	Zombie seals - (pant, pant, pant...) "Okay, I think it's safe again." 28 May, 2009 5261 views \| 3 favorites	I'd hit it - And I'm sure the mortician that work on Marylin Monroe's body did. 28 May, 2009 3665 views	False media outrage - Rush Limbaugh says he hopes the administration fails at fixing the country and when Wanda Sykes, a comedian, says she hopes his kidneys fail is when the controversy starts? WTF?! 27 May, 2009 2769 views \| 1 favorite
Damn - The conservatives must be real disappointed... 27 May, 2009 3127 views	Conservatives - They're not narrow minded, it's just that anyone that doesn't follow all of their specific, hand fed, beliefs is a fucking LIBERAL! 27 May, 2009 2946 views	The many faces of Christianity - "Of course my beliefs are the one true words of God, everyone else just isn't a TRUE Christian." 27 May, 2009 2753 views \| 1 favorite	Fox news - How long will we tolerate the pitfalls of yellow journalism? 27 May, 2009 2288 views	Andrew Jackson - Why do we have a genocidal maniac and the murderer of Jean Leffitte on the twenty?! Rot in hell, you fuck! 27 May, 2009 2175 views
Crazy Horse - Real heroes have titty bars named after them. Bad ass is a guy that sits down to have a smoke while snipers are popping shots at him! 27 May, 2009 2930 views \| 2 favorites	Sitting bull - Traitor to his own kind by selling out and participating in glamorizing the genocide of his people in The Wild West Show. 27 May, 2009 2106 views	M16's - Seriously, a complete piece of sh-t that costs lives. 27 May, 2009 9794 views \| 2 favorites	Godzilla VS Batman - I got twenty on the orphan! 27 May, 2009 4788 views \| 1 favorite	My Money - It's on John McClane taking out the Deathstar. 27 May, 2009 3615 views
The truth - A stable global economy begets peace. Not flowers, dreadlocks, and bad music... 27 May, 2009 2364 views	I'd hit it - If only I could figure out how... 27 May, 2009 6739 views	Double Standards - A white man "owns a firearm", a black man "HAS A GUN!!!" BANG! POW! CRACK! TAT-TAT-TAT!!! 27 May, 2009 4724 views	Black men with guns - When a white man has a gun it's upholding the 2nd Amendment, when one of us black guys has a gun it's gang violence. 26 May, 2009 2919 views	Time Magazine - Lost what little credibility they had when they copped out of posting Bin Laden for 2001 because of Fox News' yellow journalism. 26 May, 2009 2060 views
Sexism - Always one step forward, followed by two "what does the Vice President do" steps back. 26 May, 2009 4341 views	Sexism - Is Hollywood making every female character into the same generic, empirical, superior, "straight man" role on every show and turning their only qualifications into their looks. 26 May, 2009 3736 views	The View - A panel of completely sexless women who tell women how to think. 26 May, 2009 3082 views \| 1 favorite	Female sexism - You know how you know women have taken the whole gender stick and run off with it? Because I can't go a day without having some women's health campaign in my face when they live 25% longer. 26 May, 2009 4720 views	Confussed - No, I am. What does Montgomery Pfeifer's design studio in San Fransisco have to do with anything? 26 May, 2009 1814 views
Retarded - Are you fucking retarded?! What, now it's his fault it was shooting up before he got in? And, btw, if I'm not mistaken it's actually going down, genius. 26 May, 2009 2668 views	Boobs - Yeah, you'd kick her out of bed, I'm sure... 26 May, 2009 4599 views	"Equality" and Alimony - Women demand them both. 26 May, 2009 2306 views	18 to 80 - blind, crippled, def, or dumb. If you can't walk, I'll drag ya! 26 May, 2009 6893 views	Seriously - What's up with that brown shirt?! Fucking loser! 26 May, 2009 2151 views
Art Brut - And I thought rock was dead. 26 May, 2009 2028 views	James Cameron - Remember when he was good? 26 May, 2009 2173 views	Ropic Thunde - I'll have to check it out. 26 May, 2009 2279 views	Yep! - This about sums it up... 26 May, 2009 6614 views	Open Office - It laughs smugly at your "Read Only" documents. 26 May, 2009 2488 views
Military Suicide - An all time high of suicide, and all the brass can say is that it's because they don't have enough mental health care. Really? Cause it used to be that we had none at all and it was still lower. 25 May, 2009 5907 views	A Cold hard truth - Women are never between relationships and always seeing someone for a good reason ... 25 May, 2009 9671 views \| 1 favorite	A message from the OP - Six years in the Navy, fuck-tards. I'm just clear headed enough to realize 1) Our military is broken 2) Our recent conflicts are bullshit 3) Semantics do not own me 4) The snark was on politicians. 25 May, 2009 3528 views	What?! - You think the Gordon Freeman look alike in glasses is hot? To each their own, I guess... 25 May, 2009 4144 views	Memorial day - A day to look back on the great deeds of our armed forces. And by that, I mean World War II, because lets face it, it was the last conflict we were in that wasn't a total embarrassment. 25 May, 2009 1979 views
Insecurity - For every second his girl glances your way, expect a full minute of this. If it exceeds the time the bar is open, get ready to fight. 25 May, 2009 5901 views \| 1 favorite	Cultural Invasion - Spanish settlers winning control of the New World 400 years later. 25 May, 2009 4221 views	Socializing - How did our grandparents manage without the internet I will never know. 25 May, 2009 2863 views	Tattoos - When ever tattoos come up you always hear some asshole pipe up about when you get old. You know what? If you give a shit about it at that point in your life you've got bigger problems than blurry ink. 25 May, 2009 5297 views	Hentia - Getting off on prepubescent girls being raped to death by tentacle monsters, drawn by some guy, alone in his mother's basement. Uh, I don't get it... 25 May, 2009 10473 views \| 2 favorites
Lesbians - They get along fine with no dick at all. So stop obsessing over the size of yours. 25 May, 2009 7643 views	Future of democracy - It does not belong to the most brave, moral, hard working, or intelligent. It simply goes to those who shit out the most kids. 25 May, 2009 4671 views	Fat people - It's not your genes, it's not thyroids, it's not hormones, it's not age, it's not your metabolism. It's the first law of thermodynamics: you can't make something from nothing. You are fat because you eat. 25 May, 2009 4135 views \| 1 favorite	Phallic tea bottle - I guess having it spill all over her face and breast would be too obvious, huh? 25 May, 2009 7037 views \| 1 favorite	You know what's sad? - Fat girls with small boobs. It's like they have all the down side of being fat, but none of the perks. 25 May, 2009 6930 views \| 1 favorite
Women and Money - You can loose allot of money chasing women, but no one's ever lost women chasing money. 25 May, 2009 4746 views	LMAO! - And you argue this by posting a picture of the Depression?! It was an unchecked economy that started it. Get a fucking brain! 25 May, 2009 2981 views	Size - If it really mattered that much, no man would ever get laid with the shit women can buy. 25 May, 2009 6697 views	Transformers and GI Joe - What's next Hollywood? My Little Pony? 25 May, 2009 2177 views	Tedy Ruxpin - Screw the story tapes, I'm putting in some Slayer... BAD ASS! 25 May, 2009 2345 views \| 1 favorite
FUCK - I hope I'm half as cool as this when I'm that old. 25 May, 2009 4247 views	Her nipples - WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?! Airbrushing, you've gone too far. 25 May, 2009 9649 views \| 1 favorite	Theology - If we taught it in schools, we'd all be non-theists with in two generations. 24 May, 2009 2846 views	Muslims - "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission." -Timothy 2:11 More Christian, than Christians. 24 May, 2009 3818 views	Richard Dawkins on Agnosticism - Right, because a tea kettle around Jupiter is the exact same thing as beings that we would consider gods. Assigning an answer to something you don't know is the very essence of religion. 24 May, 2009 2633 views
Son of God - The one true son of God, healer of the sick, prophet to the world, leader of 13 disciples, sent here to die for our sins and raised on a Sunday. Eat of his body and drink of his blood. All praise Horus! 24 May, 2009 3441 views \| 1 favorite	Son of God - The one true son of God, healer of the sick, prophet to the world, leader of 13 disciples, sent here to die for our sins and raised on a Sunday. Eat of his body and drink of his blood. All praise Mithra! 24 May, 2009 2400 views	Fitness - Is not the same thing as good health. When was the last time you saw a retired NFL player in their 80's? 24 May, 2009 2380 views	Boxing - The one true sport, that steroids do you no good in. 24 May, 2009 2611 views	Pro-sports - A competition of steroid abuse and financial dominance. 24 May, 2009 2054 views
Punishing taxes - Constitution, Shmonstitution. 24 May, 2009 2521 views	Weed - "That shit opens your mind!" -Clearly. 24 May, 2009 4066 views	The first amendment - "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." What a fucking joke. 24 May, 2009 3318 views \| 1 favorite	Pay it forward - "...I'll pay it back, first chance." "Instead, pay it forward to some other brother who needs it." -Robert Heinlein 24 May, 2009 1808 views	H. P. Lovecraft - "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die" 24 May, 2009 2463 views \| 1 favorite
Torture - "Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche 24 May, 2009 4679 views	H. P. Lovecraft - "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." 24 May, 2009 2671 views	A derailed economy - When Ford motors first opened up it took 1,000 men to make 100 cars a day. Today it takes 100 men to make 1,000 cars, and yet the pay, the hours, and the price are the same. Something is wrong. 24 May, 2009 2784 views	Enough - Having it seems to be our biggest problem. If we didn't, we wouldn't be so fast to fabricate new problems. 24 May, 2009 3147 views	Chamorro Girls - As cool as draft beer, as warm as the island's water, and as laid back as women come. 24 May, 2009 4516 views \| 2 favorites
Patriotism - You think you know what patriotism is? Try visiting Guam during Liberation Day. 24 May, 2009 3064 views	Don't believe the lies - We are not a red/blue nation, as the media would lead you to believe. We are largely shades of purple. 24 May, 2009 3632 views \| 1 favorite	Freedoms - The only rights you truly have are the one's you retain in the heart of civil strife and National crisis. 24 May, 2009 2472 views	Over Bloated police force - The conservative's idea of small government. 24 May, 2009 3812 views	Black Cops - It's kinda like "Where's Waldo?", only different. 24 May, 2009 5305 views
Police state - This is not a state of normalacy. 24 May, 2009 4076 views	Gee... - And here I was thinking it was called GRAMMAR, not spelling. 24 May, 2009 8815 views	Stop for me - It's the claw! 24 May, 2009 3705 views	Coconut crabs - as big as a dog, as mean as a hornet, and as dumb as a conservative. 24 May, 2009 4708 views \| 1 favorite	Crabs in a bucket - An animal so stupid and selfish that when piled in a bucket they will tare each other down to get an inch closer and would easily succeed if they worked together. God we're so much better than them... 24 May, 2009 2362 views
Straight edge kids - Me: "Do you even know who Ian McKay is?!" Them: "Ivan McWho?" 24 May, 2009 2633 views	Italians - Classy n' shit. 24 May, 2009 5867 views	Go ahead - You let him know that we know that he's gay... 24 May, 2009 4422 views \| 1 favorite	Mistakes in life - We all make them. Some more than others... 24 May, 2009 7639 views \| 4 favorites	I'll HOLD IT FOR HER!!! - Yep, I'll hold it right where it is... 24 May, 2009 6109 views \| 1 favorite
What I see... - Are a series of pixels that form generic soft core porn. Maybe you wouldn't be posting a million a day if you actually went and got your dick wet! 24 May, 2009 5425 views	Hat nothing - Check out that sweet poster! 24 May, 2009 4323 views	Possibilities - Here's one... (Sorry, I used GIMP) 24 May, 2009 3508 views	Take it down a notch - It's no longer "Work place friendly" when the girl's underwear is folded into her labia. I could care less about seeing it, but there are younger viewers here, please be considerate. 24 May, 2009 8620 views \| 2 favorites	Christianity - A fideist doomsday cult that believes in human sacrifice. 23 May, 2009 3767 views \| 1 favorite
God - What does an all powerful being need of a sacrifice? 23 May, 2009 2888 views	God - How can you pick out a point in infinity to choose to make creation? 23 May, 2009 2822 views	Sacred heart of jesus - Kinda like Iron Man's power core only... No, wait. That's EXACTLY what it is. 23 May, 2009 2379 views	Why? - Is Bill O'reilly on? Need to tune in and hear more about how fascist/socialist Obama is an atheist, Muslim, radical Christian out to kill new born babies by the truck load because he's the anti-Christ? 23 May, 2009 2346 views	Your arguments for prohibition - Where is it now, bitch? 23 May, 2009 2449 views
Typical Bullshit indeed - By that logic, prostitution should have gone away a long time ago. I love how you people spout about small government, have no problems tasking it to regulate morality by dissolving rights. 23 May, 2009 2401 views	Bitches - Always in some other le... 23 May, 2009 3581 views \| 1 favorite	A hooker - Get one before your nuts explode over all this soft core porn bullshit, you unsexed sap. 23 May, 2009 7713 views \| 1 favorite	Lord of the Rings - Nine hours of two gay midgets returning jewelry that don't even kiss at the end, and taunting me with five endings in a row, each one making me raise up out of my seat only to sit back down. 23 May, 2009 3404 views	Dogs humping - Always good for a laugh. 23 May, 2009 2715 views \| 1 favorite
Ghost - n - Goblins - A painful quarter suck fest, that makes you play through it twice, three times if you don't have the right item, that demands luck over skill, only to reward you with a piss poor "Congratulations" screen. 23 May, 2009 3062 views	David bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2760 views \| 1 favorite	David Bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2694 views \| 1 favorite	David Bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2437 views \| 1 favorite	David Bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2447 views \| 2 favorites
David Bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2847 views \| 2 favorites	David bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2276 views \| 2 favorites	David bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 3171 views \| 2 favorites	David bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2715 views \| 2 favorites	David Bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2423 views \| 1 favorite
David Bowie - The man is in every freaking video game! 23 May, 2009 2947 views \| 2 favorites	NES box art - God, those were some lazy mother fuckers... 23 May, 2009 3413 views	Lazy programmers... - Giving you a giant middle finger at the end of the game by making you fight every single boss all over again, just because. 23 May, 2009 4115 views	Playstation 3 - The Ferrari of of consoles. And by Ferrari, I mean an expensive piece of machinery that you buy for the sake of owning, but never actually use and always defend getting. 23 May, 2009 3754 views	Atari 2600 - $199.99 well spent. 23 May, 2009 2375 views \| 1 favorite
Emulators - Man, if I knew that I would be able to play any 2d game at any time when I paid $200 for my Nintendo and $50 a game I would have peed my pants. Of course I do buy new games, that's just fair. 23 May, 2009 2752 views	Blue Laws - One giant shit on the First Amendment. 23 May, 2009 2651 views	HA HA HA!!! - You are too easy. That second post started it back up again. And, btw, I can see the number of views, genius. 23 May, 2009 1756 views	This post - It stopped the flame war... I WIN! 23 May, 2009 2168 views	Pot - A native plant to North America, systematically wiped out by the US government. 23 May, 2009 2615 views
Some Guy - KING OF THE FLAME WAR!!! I WILL TAKE YOU ALL ON!!! 23 May, 2009 2370 views	Semantics are not a good argument - Especially when you are arguing with someone who grew up in South Florida. Yes, I had a friend get shot by a dealer on coke, and yes I've had friends turn into addicts. The law made no difference. 23 May, 2009 1650 views	Pretty much... - Care to look up the US murder rates at the start of alcohol prohibition, then the end of it, then the start of the "War on Drugs" in the late 60's? Go on. Google it. I'll wait. 23 May, 2009 1682 views	Ok, drugs are bad! - That's not my argument. My argument is that we are worse off for had them banned then if they were legal. The cost DO NOT outweigh the benefits. 23 May, 2009 1741 views	Uh... - Because murder has a victim that doesn't choose to be one, genius. And prohibiting murder doesn't cause more murder, where as prohibiting drugs does cause more murder. 23 May, 2009 1705 views
WHY? - 1)This is not a left wing, right wing issue. 2)Drug prohibition costs us, and I'm not making this up, $1.5T a year. 3)Crime and murder rates undeniably go up under prohibition. 23 May, 2009 1750 views	Our founding fathers - Would roll over in their graves if they knew the length that modern police are taking up against petty crimes like drug dealing. -50 caliber machine guns are NOT for self defense. 23 May, 2009 3652 views \| 1 favorite	Sorry... - couldn't help myself. But are you seriously saying that moonshining is just as bad now as then, and that it's just as much a problem as meth labs?! 23 May, 2009 1694 views	So... - You want us to be China? LoL, I love you right wing nut jobs. Always fast to call someone fascist, socialist, or communist. But just as fast to praise their capital punishment... 23 May, 2009 3001 views	A pragmatic question - Which would you rather your kids see? -"Massage" parlors where women are tested and taught safe sex? -Or common street walkers that do public acts of sex? 23 May, 2009 4087 views
Than others... - I am smarter THAN others... 23 May, 2009 1423 views	Drug dealers - They don't ask for ID. No wonder it's easier for kids to get stoned than get drunk. 23 May, 2009 2360 views	I want you... - to stop tasking me to regulate morality. I'm not your daddy, and laws are for protecting rights, not shoving prohibition down other's throats. 23 May, 2009 2045 views	Moonshine - Right, and not a day goes by that there isn't some big moonshine related shootout. Oh, wait, that's drugs. And moonshine is illegal, hence makes a black market. My point stands. 3-0, me. 23 May, 2009 1569 views	Drugs - Guess what. People will do them if they are illegal or not. You can either waste trillions trying to fight it and create a black market full of death that turns thugs into warlords, or you can live in reality. 23 May, 2009 2310 views
So your argument is... - this explosion was caused by drug dealers, hence drugs are bad? 1) This is a pic of an event that happened under prohibition. 2) If drugs were legal, they would be made in labs, not meth dens. 23 May, 2009 2239 views	So your agument is... - this explosion was caused by drug dealers, hence drugs are bad? 1) This is a pic of an event that happened under prohibition. 2) If drugs were legal, they would be made in labs, not meth dens. 23 May, 2009 2086 views	Prohibition - Same war, same problems. 22 May, 2009 2681 views	Prohibition - Wrong then, wrong now. 22 May, 2009 2203 views	College - It used to be you could work a minimum wage job to pay for an apartment and go to college. Thanks again Boomers... 22 May, 2009 2178 views \| 1 favorite
Prisons - Are bursting at the seams from when we decided that drug users are criminals. Thanks again Boomers... 22 May, 2009 2916 views	Intelligence - Stopped being a sought after virtue the day that grades stopped being posted on classroom walls. Thanks again baby boomers... 22 May, 2009 3233 views	Hotness... - ...is a woman you can stick a drumstick in and pull out a bare bone. (And I'm not talking about her mouth...) 22 May, 2009 2244 views	Applegate - Post breast cancer surgery, or not. Still America's #1 dream girl of the 1990's. Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times, yes. 22 May, 2009 4461 views	Robert Heinlein - One of America's greatest writers, destroyed by a public too stupid to get Starship Troopers. 22 May, 2009 2098 views
Starship Troopers - A true test of intellect. If you think it's an adventure story, you fail. 22 May, 2009 2541 views	Stupidity - A burden we must all bare, be it our own or others. 22 May, 2009 2597 views	Aristotle on Virtue - A philosophy that seems every bit as true today as when he first proposed it. Virtue can only thrive in balance. 22 May, 2009 2226 views	Religion - Yep, that about sums it up. Now how can we get to #8 without #6 killing us all? 22 May, 2009 3026 views \| 1 favorite	Soft Core porn - The battle cry of the unsexed world round. 22 May, 2009 7368 views \| 6 favorites
Douche bags on guitar - Now available in female form. 22 May, 2009 2967 views \| 2 favorites	VA Hospitals - My, God! Socialized Medicine. Run for your lives!!! 22 May, 2009 1970 views	God - Why does an all knowing being need to test a man to know what he will do? 22 May, 2009 2759 views	God - If there was a point to creation, he would just GO to it and not waste his time on this mess. A perfect being would not act, as everything they desired would already be attained. 22 May, 2009 2621 views	M16's - A shoddy piece of military industrial complex shit when it was originally made in the 50's. It's heavy, clumsy, complicated, and ineffective. 22 May, 2009 5841 views
"Whining" - A child's word used to undermine the opposition, and avoid intelligent an argument. 22 May, 2009 2040 views	Green Day - Not letting Walmart carry your album is a real bold statement, 22 May, 2009 3245 views	CGI in films - Jurassic Park started this trend, now they just make it faster and cheaper, and crappier looking everyday. Only when video games look better than films will they up the quality. 22 May, 2009 3566 views	What's wrong with this picture? - Welcome to the uncanny valley, try not to vomit in disgust. 22 May, 2009 5123 views	Our Position in the Universe - Just another thing in science for Christians to ignore. 22 May, 2009 3590 views \| 1 favorite
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! - She looks like some beat up old bar fly that always tries to grab my junk when I try to order a beer. 22 May, 2009 6100 views \| 1 favorite	Glass is a liquid - It flows and pools very slowly. Windows on older houses are clearly thicker at the bottom, objects will indent into it over years, and glass shards are no longer sharp after a while. 22 May, 2009 2084 views	Ah, I'm sad now... - ...Knowing that they've been all cut up and large chunks taken out to stop her cancer means I'll never get a chance to give em a squeeze. 22 May, 2009 8045 views \| 1 favorite	Really? - I always prefer to see a naked body by her own volition. 21 May, 2009 4759 views \| 3 favorites	"I know you are but what am I?" - Ah, modern arguments... 21 May, 2009 1571 views
Ad hominem - The mark of a poor argument. 21 May, 2009 1695 views	Liberal - Just another slur constructed by the right to avoid all context, Like the earlier post where I slammed Obama and McCain... 21 May, 2009 2065 views	My point - Welcome to it there Skip. 21 May, 2009 1970 views	Normalcy - Some of us have a harder time growing into it than others. 21 May, 2009 2538 views	If I were to buy a super car... - ...I'd have to get it painted bubblegum pink, just to piss off everyone else even more. 21 May, 2009 3615 views \| 1 favorite
Smoothered to Death by elephant shit - Just another embarrassing way to die... 21 May, 2009 3677 views \| 1 favorite	Stupid People - If you need this sign, chances are you shouldn't be breeding. 21 May, 2009 3554 views \| 2 favorites	Don King - Started very young. 21 May, 2009 2373 views	Fail - Rockets are shaped around function, not symbolism. Try designing a rocket that looks like a vagina and then we'll talk. 21 May, 2009 2365 views	Black People - We make fun of white people for being afraid of bad neighborhoods... 21 May, 2009 6805 views
Muslims - Of course Christians hate them, their more Christian than the Christians. Read Timothy 2 if you don't believe me... 21 May, 2009 4289 views \| 1 favorite	Hipsters - Asserting their intellectual dominance by refusing to participate in any intelligent dialog, while quietly judging everyone in a their pussy ass passive aggressive manor and smugness one PBR at a time. 21 May, 2009 2993 views	Emo kids - I'll take 1,000 emo kids for every one hipster. GOD, I FUCKING HATE HIPSTERS! 21 May, 2009 4785 views \| 1 favorite	Christian Fideism - Being instilled in children every way possible. "Tinkerbell will live if you clap you hands and believe hard enough." Sound familiar? 21 May, 2009 3033 views \| 2 favorites	How long does it take... - ...to fully microwave a baby? -I don't know, I was too busy beating off. 21 May, 2009 2386 views
Abstinence - Everyone teaches it, no one practices it. The next generation can't do what yours can. 21 May, 2009 5008 views \| 1 favorite	A Magazine - It would probably help... 21 May, 2009 2530 views	Dragon Ball Z - "AH HA HA!!! Kakarot, you are strong, but I am stronger.", "Meanwhile at Goku's training...", "I must be strong, I must be strong...", "whaaaAAAAAA!!" -Every episode ever. 21 May, 2009 4027 views	Christianity - Just because you don't consider it fideism, doesn't mean that it isn't. If you believe that it does make it so, that's fideism. 20 May, 2009 3129 views	Sculpting - Always remember every angle of perspective when sculpting. 20 May, 2009 3433 views
Religious Experiences - New research shows that people who are having what they call "religious experiences" are almost identical to taking hallucinogenics in the brain. This explains allot... 20 May, 2009 2406 views \| 1 favorite	Idiot Test: - If you watch any of this for news, I've got some bad news for you... 19 May, 2009 2344 views	Science V Religion - When science argues it needs to gather up every fact and scrutinize over it ruthlessly. Religion only has too make up some new shit. 19 May, 2009 3230 views	Religion Causes brain damage? - Gee science, care to tell us something we don't already know? 19 May, 2009 2215 views	Reproductivity? - THAT'S YOUR ARGUMENT AGAINST GAYS?! Are you mentally deficient? No, really, are you? 17 May, 2009 1862 views
Democracy - He won, deal with it. And tell your ass-wad republican to stop trying to impede his rightful seat. 2 May, 2009 3094 views	Acidic Loans - Yeah, it's something like this... 2 May, 2009 3078 views	Wait! Don't say "ah" to soon... - This here is one of them queer couples, not just an interracial one. 2 May, 2009 3143 views	Erotic - Yeah, we're well past that and up to gross. 2 May, 2009 7191 views \| 2 favorites	I'm sorry, I can't leave it at that - Are you aware that this was the last time the military has ever been ordered to fire on American citizens? They actually imposed laws about it in the UCMJ because of this shit. 2 May, 2009 2709 views
You know what's the real bitch? - Read her shirt, it says "Serve", as in our nation, as in not draft dodging. Didn't stop this pic from ruining her life. 2 May, 2009 2302 views	A true jackass - Who what? Served six years in the Navy as an MA? Yes, I suppose so. 2 May, 2009 2528 views \| 1 favorite	Conservatives - Always talking about the moral decay of this country. I guess this is what they're talking about... 2 May, 2009 3895 views	A bad day at school - Is one where you come out of class to the sounds of a public execution of fellow students without trial, only to have someone take your picture of you screaming and be excommunicated for it. 2 May, 2009 4504 views	Oprah - The face of modern feminism who couldn't be bothered to speak at the ceremonies in Iraq for giving women rights to an education because her book club was doing poorly. 2 May, 2009 3089 views \| 1 favorite
Percy Julian - If he didn't want to be erased from history, he should of thought of that before he slept with white women. 2 May, 2009 1905 views	1984 - Face it, it's come and gone. Instead of big brother we've got ads. Thought control? just look at public opinions of anger or depression, they've got a pill for everything. War? Ha, don't get me started... 2 May, 2009 3625 views	Criminals - Care to think for one second what today's society would do to these people? Thanks again baby boomers! 2 May, 2009 3569 views	Mass media - Profiteering off of artificially created wedge issues, from a public too stupid to take any middle ground. 2 May, 2009 2730 views	Governments - They are meant to rise and fall. As they should be. 2 May, 2009 3945 views \| 1 favorite
Congratulations - You just figured out what I do for a living... How about Mr E-Thug give us a call, (479) 444-5700? 2 May, 2009 1967 views	Middle of nowhere... - Only if you consider across the street from Razorback Stadium and just off campus of the U of A "Nowhere". But all I hear is a pathetic little E-thug trying to sound scary. 2 May, 2009 1798 views \| 1 favorite	No... - In fact it's referred to as a "argument fallacy". Even the most generous of professors would flunk you for using it. 2 May, 2009 2034 views	Try me... - 1155 W Clydesdale Dr, Fayetteville, AR? 2 May, 2009 1952 views	Priorities like... - A military that accounts for 45% of the whole world's military budget? Or a pointless and futile war on drugs that raises crime and accounts for 80% of the prison population as well as a $500B annual budget? 2 May, 2009 1748 views
Cooking the frog - An expression I doubt you understand and are just using from hearing it on Fox News. It means to change things into a hell over time while ignoring the hazards. 2 May, 2009 1819 views	If you were... - You'd be whimpering over your sodomized ass, while I cover your face with the first shovel full of dirt. 2 May, 2009 1823 views	Let's talk about frog cooking... - Wire taps? ah it's okay. Special courts? Well that just makes sense. Suspension of habeas corpus? Who cares. Secret prisons? Meh. Torture? Ever watch 24? Iraq? Well it's too late to stop now... 2 May, 2009 1845 views	Internet stalkers - Post a reply, it's a fan. Post every reply, it's a crush. Dig through their archives, well sir, you just might have a stalker. 2 May, 2009 2032 views	Shark Jumping - It's all or nothing, and the whole world is one giant slippery slope. Center view is for pussies! 2 May, 2009 1923 views
Here's your unchecked capitalist medicine - When the insurance company is flipping the bill, why not charge whatever you damn well please? 2 May, 2009 2452 views \| 2 favorites	Socialized Medicine - No, that would fall under equality. You can't argue for socialized police and fire rescue, then against medicine without stepping into some seriously skewed logic. 2 May, 2009 1809 views	Don't talk to me... - ...about national security in regards to Iran. This guy has made nukes, is making missiles, and has expressed intent on using them. 2 May, 2009 3387 views	Fuck gay rights - Just keep the government out of the personal, and spiritual, lives of others. 2 May, 2009 3605 views	Niether, I'm a libertarian. - I believe in a small and noninvasive government, not regulating morality, but giving and upholding rights, and granting people with a certain level of equality. 2 May, 2009 2244 views
War on drugs - I'm sure this guy is glad that we've made drugs into a black market for him to get funding from. 2 May, 2009 2625 views	Damned baby boomers - Smoked pot and took LSD on the steps of congress, and had sex in the reflecting pool, only to grow up and make all of this into a criminal offense. Yes, damn baby boomers. 2 May, 2009 3267 views	What happened? - What did happen? Oh, that's right... CLINTON! 2 May, 2009 2790 views	Not a liberal, a libertarian. - I think that the regulation of morality through law is appalling, wrong, and always fails. Laws should only exist to give and protect rights. Now excuse me, I'm going to grab a smoke. 2 May, 2009 1850 views	Murder rates - Care to guess when alcohol prohibition started? Care to guess when alcohol prohibition ended? Care to guess when drug prohibition started? 2 May, 2009 3372 views
"Yea" is right... - When you can't make a good argument, you result to childish name calling. When I call you out on that, you discredit the argument. Go to school, I assure you, you won't turn into "a gay". 2 May, 2009 1904 views	Crack babies? - You think ending prohibition will make more addicts? Do some research, my friend. Drugs are cheaper and more available than before Nixon's war. And treatment is a joke compared to Holland's. 2 May, 2009 2218 views	And straight to the Ad Hominem - What a good arguer you are... 2 May, 2009 1760 views	Funny... - What you call exploitation of a dilemma, I call winning an argument by pointing out their own contradictions. Hypocrite? Don't use words you don't seem to know the meaning of. 2 May, 2009 1941 views	Where? - You asked how we could pay for these programs. I answered. 2 May, 2009 1701 views
So let me get this straight - 1) I shouldn't post this cause it's unimportant 2) If I have a problem I should do something about it, but posting doesn't count 3) It doesn't matter cause there's other injustices? 2 May, 2009 1811 views	Indeed, what can you say? - The baby boomers have fucked us all, and people like you are too damn stupid to be mad about it. 2 May, 2009 1669 views	Newsflash - That doesn't change the fact that a man who saved one sixth of the American population, and the first great black scientist, every bit as important as Einstein, was erased from history. 2 May, 2009 1586 views	Drug Prohibition - End it, tax it, treat addicts like addicts and not criminals, stop letting thugs become drug lords. 500 billion a year saved funding it. 500 billion from the taxes. Murder rates go down. 2 May, 2009 1798 views	Jean Lafitte - Don't bother looking for him in your history books, he ain't there. Jackson won the battle of New Orleans, everyone knows that! 2 May, 2009 1905 views
No, you're right - The kids should pay dearly. 2 May, 2009 1914 views	What can I say? - When drowning in lies, sometimes it's just best to swing around a sledge hammer recklessly. 2 May, 2009 1918 views	Cold Hard Truth - The girl shooting you looks across the room would loose all interest in you if you went up and talked to her, no matter what you might say. 2 May, 2009 4276 views \| 2 favorites	WAIT?! - So you are saying that an existence that never, never, NEVER ENDS!!! Is worth more than one in which you are forced to act on your time you have here? 2 May, 2009 2044 views \| 1 favorite	Christians and Conservatives - Always a new clean slate around the corner. 2 May, 2009 2679 views
Agnosticism - Has way better figures than atheism, hands down 2 May, 2009 3153 views	Genetic Fallacy - Keep digging for fallacies, God knows you shouldn't try thinking for yourself. 2 May, 2009 2898 views	Agnosticism - Having way better figures than atheism, hands down. 2 May, 2009 2689 views	Agnosticism - Having way better figures than atheism, hands down. 2 May, 2009 3631 views	Wisdom Teeth - A constant embarrassment to creationist everywhere. 2 May, 2009 5100 views \| 1 favorite
My point - Thanks for supporting it! 2 May, 2009 2022 views	The economy - Apparently it's a flip flop switch. 2 May, 2009 2429 views	Done - You are done. Now go watch cartoons, adults are talking. 2 May, 2009 1714 views	My point - Welcome to it. You can't label something socialist, while denying the same instance under police as socialist. 2 May, 2009 1980 views	Ignorance - Some people need to be given a warning label, some make their own. You argue the merits of the economy and don't know who this is?! 2 May, 2009 1769 views
Right... - And why shouldn't we expect people to pay to call the cops? Oh, right, because then cops wouldn't go to poor neighborhoods. So how is this different? 2 May, 2009 2906 views	Balance - What you scream as so-called socialism is nothing compared to the havoc this prick inflicted on our country. 2 May, 2009 1864 views	Labeling - The mark of a feeble argument. Oh, and make sure to cut off this reply, you worm. 2 May, 2009 1976 views	Equivocation - Who needs an intelligent argument when you can just label a stance as something atrocious? Which was the satire of my original post. 2 May, 2009 1920 views	Missing the point - To some, it's a talent. (Oh, and I love how you cut off my responses in your replies) 2 May, 2009 2044 views
I'm sorry... - I thought surely you were talking about medicine, when clearly you can't be talking about the stimulus package since that's the same thing McCain purposed. 2 May, 2009 3011 views	History lessons - Not for everyone I guess. That's okay, Hitler was also an atheist, apparently. 2 May, 2009 2928 views	Fascist heroes - Wire tapping, profiling, suspension of habeas corpus, torture... Yep, all in a days work. 2 May, 2009 2380 views	Sir, you don't know me - I'm a centered libertarian who listens to NPR, not Fox, not NBC, and not CNN. I believe in balance, fairness, and fact driven reporting. 2 May, 2009 1998 views	Skewed logic - "Police and fire rescue should be paid for by the government to save lives, it's when people need medical attention that I've got a problem." 2 May, 2009 2494 views
Pigeon holing words - Let's slur it into a brand and label all opposing views as such. Never mind that the police, roads, and public education are all socialized. 2 May, 2009 2220 views	Come off it... - We all know the blue pill was cyanide anyhow. 2 May, 2009 3613 views \| 1 favorite	Comedy - "I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." -George Carlin 2 May, 2009 2827 views \| 1 favorite	You know what you never see? - -Faith healers treating polio. Why? Cause science fucking cured it! 2 May, 2009 3161 views	Doctors - "Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?" 2 May, 2009 3255 views
GOP - "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth." 2 May, 2009 2225 views	America - "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions." - George Carlin 2 May, 2009 3102 views	Once... - ...I caught a fish this big. Yeah, that's about the sum of religion. 2 May, 2009 3334 views	Stupidity - It should never be coddled. 2 May, 2009 4698 views	Uniformity - "If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor." -George Carlin 2 May, 2009 4588 views
Honesty - "Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." 2 May, 2009 3784 views \| 1 favorite	Houses - "A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff." -George Carlin 2 May, 2009 2528 views \| 1 favorite	Elbows - You probably can't lick yours, but I know you're going to try to anyway. 2 May, 2009 5460 views \| 1 favorite	Politics - It can't be a coincidence that politics is made up of "poly", meaning many, and "ticks", a bloodsucking parasite that carries infectious diseases. 2 May, 2009 2345 views \| 1 favorite	First 100 days - What? No Camp David? No brush clearing? 2 May, 2009 3132 views
Keep off the grass - How do they get those signs out there? 2 May, 2009 2987 views	Christianity - Over running every other group in the real world, yet over run on the internet where people don't fear for their safety and livelihood for what they believe. 2 May, 2009 4143 views	Reading - Not recommended for American Christians. 2 May, 2009 2331 views	Harmony - I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. 2 May, 2009 2914 views	Prayer - You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, but in the end those Romans are nailing your ass to a tree. 2 May, 2009 2577 views
Realization - Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you. 2 May, 2009 2815 views \| 1 favorite	Crying - It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. 2 May, 2009 3680 views \| 1 favorite	Drunks - Face it. You're not upset about how they live, you're upset that they're doing it while your wasting away your pathetic life just the same. 2 May, 2009 2977 views	War - If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can shoot them. 2 May, 2009 4090 views \| 1 favorite	Cowardice - If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. 2 May, 2009 3732 views
Jupiter - Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet. 2 May, 2009 2830 views	Popeye - I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. 2 May, 2009 3089 views	Either/or - Who gives a fuck? I'd rather drink myself to death than work myself to death any day. 2 May, 2009 1825 views	No... - Intelligence is for those who take the time to seek it out. Not sit around and wait for it to happen, that's called willful ignorance. 2 May, 2009 2391 views \| 1 favorite	Hidden worlds - It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. 2 May, 2009 3687 views
Angels - It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire. 2 May, 2009 2319 views	Innate knowledge - If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting. 2 May, 2009 2397 views \| 1 favorite	Prostitution - Isn't it great that we live in a society that pushes this business out onto the streets so my children don't have to see filth like "massage" on the sides of buildings in red light districts? 2 May, 2009 8218 views \| 1 favorite	Nihilism - Why care about a world that clearly doesn't care about you? 2 May, 2009 3538 views \| 1 favorite	Frank Zappa - Amazing then, amazing now. The Who can take their "Hope I die before I get old" and blow it out their rich asses. 2 May, 2009 2659 views \| 1 favorite
Hermaphrodites - 90% of them are women who have male genes and are completely unaware of it. Where's your anti-gay marriage stance now? 2 May, 2009 10879 views	Fideism - "Your counter arguments don't matter so long as I refuse to understand them" -Every Christian Ever. 2 May, 2009 2865 views \| 1 favorite	Republicans - Based on the idea of smaller government until it includes lending rights to a minority, then the government can't be big enough... 2 May, 2009 2714 views	Interracial Marriage - Even in societies that condone interracial relations, marriage has always been between couples of the same race. We should not destroy a 10,000 year old corner stone of society. 2 May, 2009 2831 views	Swine flu - It's all the republican's fault. They always used to say "The day we have a black President is the day pigs fly". 2 May, 2009 3499 views
Alcohol - Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so. 2 May, 2009 4215 views \| 1 favorite	SUV's - Seriously, why am I surprised that they drive like assholes, when clearly they live like assholes? 29 April, 2009 4276 views	Indians - Una gente in Dios. A people in God. In God. In Dios. Indians. It's a perfectly noble and respectable word - George Carlin 29 April, 2009 3473 views	Family Guy - Where do they come up with this stuff? 29 April, 2009 5445 views	Alkaline Trio - Who the f-ck are these guys, and why are they ripping off My Chemical Romance? 29 April, 2009 2735 views
Eye worms - You never feel lonely with worms in your eyes. 29 April, 2009 5919 views	Normalcy - Some people have a harder time growing into it than others. 29 April, 2009 4439 views	Westboro Baptist - Saying out loud what every Christian feels deep down inside. 29 April, 2009 3058 views \| 1 favorite	Irony - Committing suicide because you become everything you hate, only to quadruple in popularity setting the tone of music for decades. 29 April, 2009 4570 views	Stupidity - Taking solace in marital advice from a 82 year old, Nazi, virgin. 29 April, 2009 3663 views
George Carlin - A comedian who dabbled in philosophy, or a philosopher who dabbled in comedy? You tell me. 29 April, 2009 3450 views \| 1 favorite	See... - Movies CAN be better than the book. 29 April, 2009 3170 views	Vin Diesel - Seriously, how do you go from being considered for best supporting actor in "Saving Private Ryan" to "XXX"? Time to fire your agent. 29 April, 2009 4349 views	Starship troopers - Dizzy's a girl? No power armor?? It's an action flick?!? Seriously, did they even look at the book?! 29 April, 2009 4194 views	Spread your wings and fly - Unless of course you're an idiot. 29 April, 2009 3074 views
Quarantine - What are we waiting for? A level six threat? Move troops to the boarder NOW! 29 April, 2009 2799 views	Arguing both sides of the coin - It's only double-think if you admit that it is. 29 April, 2009 1913 views	Arguing both sides of the coin - It's only double-think if you admit that it is. 29 April, 2009 2112 views	The Daily Show - Sadly, the most honest and legitimate news source on television 29 April, 2009 2885 views	Balls - Yours are nerdy? "Dude!" 29 April, 2009 2302 views
Back at ya! - If you don't like what I post, feel free to go to another site. Also, censorship is forcing, not saying. 29 April, 2009 2110 views	WAIT! - This is a legitimate McDonald's ad?! What the f-ck is the matter with these people? 28 April, 2009 4704 views \| 2 favorites	America - The country where dead hookers with mutilated faces in graphic detail on TV is fine, just so long as they don't show any bare breast. 28 April, 2009 3311 views	Trainspotting - Why, oh why, did I ever watch Trainspotting? 28 April, 2009 3297 views \| 1 favorite	Leslie Hamilton - Poor woman's bitch ass twin sister, Linda Hamilton, ruined her life. "Hey aren't you Sarah Conner?" 28 April, 2009 4765 views
Water > Fire - Okay, go ahead and try to put out a delta fire with water. I'm sure nothing bad will happen when you add hydrogen and oxygen to a condition that pulls apart atomic bonds... 28 April, 2009 2252 views	See - This is the appropriate way to post soft-core porn pics on this site. Note how they actually make a joke, and not just put "EPIC BOOBS", or rehash the same line for the 100th time. 28 April, 2009 6528 views	Pointless flame wars - Okay, let's get this started: Christianity is a joke to even a five year old, Republicans ran the economy into the ground, people who post soft-core porn really need to spank it. Now what? 28 April, 2009 2891 views	Originality - Why not just go all the way and post all of failblog.org? 28 April, 2009 3072 views	Nicolas Cage - Man, I wish I can forget he was in "Raising Arizona", "Adaptation", and "Bringing Out the Dead". Then I can label him the shit actor he is. 28 April, 2009 3697 views
Hinduism - Look it up, genius 28 April, 2009 6500 views	Missing the point - My objection isn't of pornographic images, I like it just like everyone else. I'm just tired of the same bullshit "THE PERFECT ASS" post followed by some generic soft-core porn. 28 April, 2009 3089 views	See Kids - This is how you look up better pictures than the soft-core porn you litter this site with. Now there is no excuse, the next time you feel like posting "The Perfect Ass" try this instead. 28 April, 2009 5597 views \| 2 favorites	Dafur - I bet this kid wishes his country was sitting on oil. Maybe then we might do something. 28 April, 2009 4211 views	Pop Quiz - Can you spot the meth addict in this photo? 28 April, 2009 5770 views \| 1 favorite
Swine Flu - Wait, is the media being serious, or is this like the last thousands yellow journalism invented fake scares? I can't tell the difference anymore!!! 28 April, 2009 3252 views	This shirt - If you don't get the gag, you probably watch Fox News. 28 April, 2009 3565 views	Rationalists vs Fideists - It's like watching Mike Tyson box a four year old in a tutu. 28 April, 2009 2224 views	Life - There is no punch-line. That is the punch-line. 28 April, 2009 5723 views	Drugs - The only way out of the nihilism that is slowly consuming all our lives. 28 April, 2009 3855 views
Africa - Amongst the war, famine, genocide, and disease, maybe if I went there my life would actually develop a sense of meaning and not this petty, bullshit, menial, soul crushing grind. 28 April, 2009 4407 views	Typos - Once you post something on this site, there's no going back. (insert grammar nazis here) 28 April, 2009 3244 views	Fuck you guard dog! - I've got a monkey with a gun! 28 April, 2009 4016 views \| 2 favorites	Nintendo - 10 consoles, 0 recalls. What the hell is the matter with Sony and Microsoft?! 28 April, 2009 4482 views \| 1 favorite	Monkey knife fights - Fuck, yeah... 28 April, 2009 4171 views