Yes - Yes YOU are. I like the choice of the word "acting" too. Did you know most people don't "act" like shit?
13 June, 2009
3155 views
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Control - You can silence my voice, but you can NEVER take away my views.
11 June, 2009
3154 views
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Generic softcore porn - Victorian addition
9 June, 2009
6112 views
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Superman - The early years...
9 June, 2009
5579 views | 2 favorites
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Habu Sake - That shit'll fuck you up!
9 June, 2009
4253 views
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Best Friends - "People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend..."
9 June, 2009
3352 views
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Words - I have none.
9 June, 2009
5030 views
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Teaching Women to read - All it's really accomplished is giving them more reasons to go into more violent mood swings.
9 June, 2009
10771 views | 3 favorites
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Good Times - When you're so drunk you piss yourself, but your friends are so drunk they can't even point at it and laugh...
9 June, 2009
11539 views | 2 favorites
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Woman on top - When you're really in the mood for a good crotch noogie, but not really in the mood for actually getting off.
9 June, 2009
6988 views | 1 favorite
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Goatse -
Somehow, it just got worse...
9 June, 2009
3753 views
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EXACTLY! - See, I don't give a shit what people think of my sexuality. You on the other hand feel it necessary to constantly post and repost, again and again, how straight you are to everyone... You sir, are latent.
9 June, 2009
2827 views
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Dude - If I want to suck dick, I'll suck dick. You know why I don't? Cause I have no desire to. I also have no desire to tell everyone how straight I am. Why? Because I'm comfortable with my sexuality. You?
9 June, 2009
4164 views
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Gay Test - Going online and posting things to random strangers that insists you are straight, when you're the only one that gives a shit.
You failed.
9 June, 2009
7745 views
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Adjective Noun - (Some flaccid attempt at subtext.)
9 June, 2009
6812 views | 3 favorites
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There ought to be an award... - for most consecutive amount of times saying the SAME FUCKING JOKE 1,000 times in a row with ZERO effect.
9 June, 2009
8473 views
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THAT'S EASY! - Cause anime sucks, and so do you...
9 June, 2009
3554 views
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Fideism at it's finest... - So your argument is that morality only comes from the Bible, but there is objective morality which proves there is only subjective morality?
9 June, 2009
2473 views
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Suspension of Disbelief on a grand scale - Satellites, Predator drones, the world's largest military, the world's largest intelligence agency, lasers that can pick up conversation from miles away and we can't find one man running a massive operation?!
9 June, 2009
4128 views | 1 favorite
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Halloween? - A Good Excuse For Girls To Dress and Act Like Sluts?
Don't you mean "Tuesday"?
9 June, 2009
6191 views
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Subjective morality... - So if morality can only come from the Bible then
1)Only Christian societies can be ethical.
2)Pedophilia is okay, cause it's not in the Bible.
9 June, 2009
2561 views
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Oh, yuo got me - I genuinely thouhgt it wsa spleled "sefl" and in no wya was that a typo...
9 June, 2009
2199 views
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Military dominance - What do you THINK is going to happen if the country with the
largest military has economic failure?
8 June, 2009
3578 views
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Fools - They either don't believe in smoke filled rooms,
or they think they know EXACTLY what's really going on in them.
8 June, 2009
3063 views
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Wise up - Do you really think we can't find Osama Bin Laden?
Especially when he's so useful for controlling the masses in their unified fear and hatred of him.
8 June, 2009
3806 views | 1 favorite
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1984 - Welcome to it.
Leave your anger and depression at the door as you march past the teleprompters to the next war. It's not allowed anymore.
8 June, 2009
3416 views
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Be afraid - Do you really think the richest families are content in sharing?
Be very afraid.
8 June, 2009
2931 views
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Political Posturing - Only fools don't realize the violent conflict ahead of us,
and only the wise ones know it has nothing to do with us proles...
8 June, 2009
4718 views | 1 favorite
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Gay test... - If you feel it necessary to constantly put other people's sexuality on trial over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... ...and over again I've got some news for YOU.
8 June, 2009
7224 views
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Popularity - The idiot's way of picking their favorite sports teams.
7 June, 2009
2540 views
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Denzel Washington... - If you ever meet him, make sure to be a prick and exclaim,
"Oh wow! It's the military reporter from Full Metal Jacket!"
7 June, 2009
8655 views | 1 favorite
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There... - That's more like it!
7 June, 2009
4712 views
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Western Medicine - Thank God you have access to it if you ever catch the clap.
7 June, 2009
5893 views
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Russians - They're drunk.
7 June, 2009
5958 views | 2 favorites
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Your photo - Ha-Ha!
I also gave this woman a penis too!
7 June, 2009
3947 views
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So very true... - That was a great movie, and him getting shot by the racist cop made a profound statement about the nature of people. Of course a handful of anomalies does not make a trend.
7 June, 2009
3297 views
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Bizzaro World - Cheney supporting gay marriage.
What's next, Obama supporting state's rights?
6 June, 2009
2757 views
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This momment... - When the woman's Olympic volleyball team asked him for a pat on the butt, and he responds with a pat on her back with the back of his hand it was the ONLY wise decision Bush ever made in office.
6 June, 2009
7722 views | 1 favorite
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Black Guys - Even in video games, we're always the first one to die.
"ZOMBIE!!!" (Bang! Pow! Tat-tat-tat...),
"Dude, you idiot, that's me!", "Oh, my bad."
6 June, 2009
6323 views | 1 favorite
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Archeologists - Sacrificing themselves for the greater good, apparently.
6 June, 2009
2747 views
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Okay asshole! - SHOW ME! Show me one single fucking quote in all of the god damn campaign in which Obama referred to his race other than factually, cause I can point out 1,000s were Fox did.
6 June, 2009
3064 views
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God I know... - I love Pringles!
6 June, 2009
5613 views
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Conservatives - (Some liberal slamming conservatives, ignoring the combo breaker by excluding it from the tunnel).
6 June, 2009
2461 views
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C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker - (Bitching about people bitching).
6 June, 2009
2440 views
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Barack Obama - (Incoherent ramblings from some right wing lunatic out of no where).
6 June, 2009
2526 views
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Ad Hominem - (Spelling Nazi chiming in about the spelling of interjection and most likely calling it grammar).
6 June, 2009
2486 views
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Inerjection - (Some horny kid that has nor will ever get laid talking about the picture).
6 June, 2009
2931 views
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Adjective Noun - (Some lame gag that's been used 1,000 times before and has never made anyone ever laugh).
6 June, 2009
3393 views
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News - I wouldn't call this it...
6 June, 2009
2766 views
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Id·i·ot - \'i-de-?t\noun: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota, from Greek idiotes - A person who proclaims "HEY LOOK! This H R Giger art looks sexual!"
6 June, 2009
4003 views
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