Parking Problems - Happen to the best of us
18 November, 2009
510 views
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Phonetics - Fascinating stuff: this IPA transcription represents
'an unstressed and toneless neutral vowel sound'
...kind of like the first 'o' in 'moronic'
18 November, 2009
65 views
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We are MotPhoters! - Tonight we dine at Applebee's!!!
18 November, 2009
129 views
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Charlize Theron - Too bad she's such a moron
17 November, 2009
1116 views | 1 favorite
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Atomium Beer - Coolest beer in the world!!!
17 November, 2009
209 views
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Your Thumb - If it looks like this, cut back on the net porn
17 November, 2009
622 views
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Macy's Thanksgiving Parade - You're doing it wrong, Sparky
17 November, 2009
171 views
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High Speed Pursuit - It doesn't mix well with snow and narrow streets
17 November, 2009
228 views
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False Eyelashes - Doing it wrong -- but enticingly
17 November, 2009
129 views
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The Men's Room - This is a bit beyond my comfort zone
17 November, 2009
199 views
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Goodbye Summer - The final results are in
17 November, 2009
492 views | 1 favorite
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Riding the Bacon - Terrorists have fallen on hard times
17 November, 2009
169 views
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Opportunity - Sometimes it knocks, sometimes it just stands outside the peeps and asks $20 for ten minutes of action
17 November, 2009
392 views
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Old School Revolvers - Heavy and hard to load but they lay down a helluva wall of lead
17 November, 2009
281 views
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Baseball Caps - Ain't one big enough to shade those twins
16 November, 2009
1551 views | 2 favorites
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Fish Stories - Not always about fish
16 November, 2009
339 views
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Cut Off - The hand upon the valve calls the shots
16 November, 2009
148 views
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Toothy Grins - Your dentist wants you to have one
16 November, 2009
188 views
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Spiral Staircases - She's the type who likes to go down on 'em
16 November, 2009
356 views | 1 favorite
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A Christmas Story - That kid Flick -- he just never learned his lesson
16 November, 2009
81 views
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The Fife - Messing up Andy's world since 1960
16 November, 2009
113 views
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Churchill says... - Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement
16 November, 2009
135 views
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Doody - The original ginger man
16 November, 2009
62 views
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Reefer Madness - The ocean keeps its dead
16 November, 2009
498 views
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Situational Awareness - My mother had none
16 November, 2009
482 views
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Vader - Who knew he helped win WW2?
16 November, 2009
525 views | 1 favorite
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Old Hookers - They don't die; they just smell that way
16 November, 2009
1750 views | 3 favorites
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Maxi Pad Girl - I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week ev'ry month and doesn't die. (Oscar Wilde)
16 November, 2009
825 views
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CPR for Babies - Someone needs to tell him to push on the chest, not the crotch.
On the other hand, maybe he's not training for CPR.
16 November, 2009
158 views
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Daddy's Little Drunkard - Makes Father-Son nights easier to tolerate
16 November, 2009
246 views
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Curling - They have their own version of the Zamboni
16 November, 2009
769 views
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Ab Exercises - She knows how to firm things up
16 November, 2009
801 views | 1 favorite
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The Bends - Jennifer Aniston gives them to me
15 November, 2009
1046 views | 2 favorites
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Pointing - Didn't your mother teach you it was impolite?
15 November, 2009
1913 views | 3 favorites
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Signs - Start paying attention
15 November, 2009
295 views
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The Batman - An army of one
15 November, 2009
565 views | 2 favorites
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Respect - Some guys just get it naturally
15 November, 2009
1279 views
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Our Crack Staff - Always ready to meet your needs
15 November, 2009
1189 views | 1 favorite
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Queso de Tetilla - That soft and gooey cheese
15 November, 2009
130 views
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Butch? - Is that you?
15 November, 2009
128 views
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Rock Bottom - I need add nothing witty
15 November, 2009
1281 views | 3 favorites
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Hummers - Start counting
15 November, 2009
1017 views | 3 favorites
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Marge Simpson - Looking for a lucky donut-holer
15 November, 2009
572 views | 2 favorites
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Hoodie - Doing it wrong
15 November, 2009
126 views
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Nice rack - She's got one
15 November, 2009
154 views
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All kinds of wrong - This picture is filled with it
15 November, 2009
833 views
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Is it just me - or is his bandana a bit snug?
15 November, 2009
281 views
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Photobomber - Ruining your "vacation at the beach" photo one crotch-scratching bag lady at a time
15 November, 2009
411 views
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Laughing Girls - I hate it when they catch me coming out of the shower
15 November, 2009
529 views
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Mrs. Bates - She came back to give Norman his due
15 November, 2009
175 views
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The Graduate: 2009 - Usually I don't like remakes, but in this case....
15 November, 2009
870 views | 1 favorite
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Mickey Rourke - Looks like he couldn't find a rolled twenty
15 November, 2009
224 views
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January Jones - Doesn't this girl know how to smile?
15 November, 2009
370 views
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Lost Pets - Some are better off staying that way
15 November, 2009
393 views
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Peanut Gallery - That's where they serve the hot nuts
15 November, 2009
1181 views | 3 favorites
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Gun Control - Sometimes I think it might be okay
15 November, 2009
234 views
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All that crap about being buds forever? - Screw it
15 November, 2009
553 views | 1 favorite
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Spiderman - In harm's way in WW2
15 November, 2009
405 views
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Crush - I'm beginning to feel one
15 November, 2009
1269 views | 3 favorites
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Facepalming - Gingers start early
15 November, 2009
190 views
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Men's Water Polo? - Yeah: I can tell by the balls
15 November, 2009
148 views
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Your Back - She's got it
15 November, 2009
1299 views | 2 favorites
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Bumperstickers - Some raise more questions than others
15 November, 2009
214 views | 1 favorite
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Thomas Edison - God bless you, sir!
15 November, 2009
1122 views | 4 favorites
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Marketing - Some campaigns never get off the ground
15 November, 2009
245 views
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Laptops - Lots of power in a small package
15 November, 2009
1086 views | 3 favorites
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Rock Bottom - She went for the soft landing
15 November, 2009
1257 views | 3 favorites
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Mark Wahlberg - He always likes to make a big splash
15 November, 2009
325 views
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French Politicians - Always hoping to do things through la porte de derrière
15 November, 2009
502 views | 1 favorite
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Glass Smile - She knows how to give a picture-perfect one
15 November, 2009
1620 views | 2 favorites
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Carnival Rides - I think I'll pass on the Goatse Carousel
15 November, 2009
255 views
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"I only buy it for the articles" - Finally, someone's telling the truth
15 November, 2009
320 views
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That Big Print Job for the Boss? - Print it two-up, double-side
15 November, 2009
815 views | 1 favorite
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English Teachers - They know a lot about our native tongue
15 November, 2009
1180 views | 3 favorites
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Tan Lines - (Couldn't resist -- sorry)
15 November, 2009
896 views | 2 favorites
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Self-Portrait - Doing it right!
15 November, 2009
908 views | 3 favorites
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While Rome Burns. - Well, at least it's got tempo
15 November, 2009
281 views
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I'm Idiot. - You folks ever hear about definite and indefinite articles?
15 November, 2009
197 views
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Tossing the Salad - I'd be happy to let her do mine
15 November, 2009
536 views | 1 favorite
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Copy Machines - The home version offers unchecked possibilities!
15 November, 2009
1569 views
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Math Class - That's right: 22 + 22 = 44
14 November, 2009
923 views | 2 favorites
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Zeta-Jones - A true Welsh MILF: Bronnau fel bryniau Eryri
14 November, 2009
1284 views | 2 favorites
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Hooked on Phonics - Those Welsh bastards know what it's about
14 November, 2009
444 views
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Wheel Cleaners - I like this new version. I wonder if she can add some air, too?
14 November, 2009
1045 views | 3 favorites
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Yeah, Right... - Let's bring that clown back here for round 2.
Why not just shoot the SOB and dump him in an unmarked grave?
14 November, 2009
562 views | 1 favorite
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X-Ray Glasses - This isn't what the comic book ad promised
14 November, 2009
293 views
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Drugs - Stopping doing them, like, now
14 November, 2009
441 views
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Baptism - Getting back to the basics
14 November, 2009
236 views
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Photobomber - Ruining your Titanic tribute photo with your *special* friend one
tighty-whitey pair of swim trunks at a time
13 November, 2009
516 views
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Dead People - He saw them
13 November, 2009
729 views
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Douchebags - We've hit the mother lode
13 November, 2009
1428 views
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Fantasy Bike - Did I say bike? I meant ass.
13 November, 2009
1727 views | 2 favorites
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Lindsay Lohan - Even a loser looks good in sideboob
13 November, 2009
833 views
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Haystacked - Literally
13 November, 2009
1446 views | 4 favorites
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Drool - Clean up at booth 4, please
13 November, 2009
1579 views | 3 favorites
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Handstands - My favorite spectator sport
13 November, 2009
1407 views | 2 favorites
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Corrosive - Salt can eat away at finer fabrics
13 November, 2009
1749 views | 3 favorites
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Lunatics - The Obama Administration is full of them
13 November, 2009
135 views | 1 favorite
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Satan - He only wishes he looked this cool
12 November, 2009
347 views
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Hummer Girls - As is often the case, just staring at the equipment
12 November, 2009
1047 views | 2 favorites
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Kids. - Their tee shirts say the darnedest things
12 November, 2009
1773 views | 2 favorites
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Cosplay - Because latex is just so darn squeeky
12 November, 2009
1243 views | 2 favorites
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Gamers - Not all of them are pimple-faced losers
12 November, 2009
1049 views | 2 favorites
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Funnel Cakes - This is how they make the syrup
12 November, 2009
179 views
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Brains - Hers are of no consequence
12 November, 2009
710 views | 1 favorite
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Truckin' - Need I add more?
12 November, 2009
1068 views | 2 favorites
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MILF? - Meh.
Oh, I'd hit it, but would meh afterward
12 November, 2009
1195 views | 1 favorite
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Thong Wedgie - She seems remarkably calm about it
12 November, 2009
1418 views | 3 favorites
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Carrots - Bunnies like to beg for them
12 November, 2009
593 views | 2 favorites
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Handbags - Hers is sure colorful
12 November, 2009
1242 views | 3 favorites
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A Helping Hand - He'd like to give her one
12 November, 2009
708 views | 2 favorites
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Mom and Dad - went to Bangkok and all I got was this t-shirt
12 November, 2009
918 views | 2 favorites
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Back on Track - Nell likes wordplay
12 November, 2009
939 views | 4 favorites
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Peek-a-boo - It's been played for generations
12 November, 2009
1225 views | 4 favorites
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Oktoberfest 2009 - Munich beer wenches: what would we do without them?
12 November, 2009
434 views | 2 favorites
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Monkeys - They will one day rule the world
12 November, 2009
589 views | 1 favorite
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Doing my part.... - ...to help out in these tough times
12 November, 2009
315 views
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Uncomfortable - Going to be this is
12 November, 2009
193 views
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Wedgies - Trigger is happy to help out
12 November, 2009
701 views | 1 favorite
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Helmet Laws - Sometimes, necessary
12 November, 2009
525 views | 1 favorite
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Spikes - They can leave a scar
12 November, 2009
510 views
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Benchwarming - I think an asbestos pad would be handy in this case
12 November, 2009
530 views
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Incongruency - At its most basic
12 November, 2009
1077 views
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Treehuggers - If they looked like this I could get into the whole green thing
12 November, 2009
1412 views
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ObamaTax - Better keep your pencils sharpened
12 November, 2009
409 views
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Shopping - Oh, man: my basket is getting full
12 November, 2009
1765 views
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Medieval Urinals - A cut above the rest
12 November, 2009
420 views
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A Cigar - Sometimes, it's just a good smoke
12 November, 2009
1317 views | 1 favorite
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Blonde and Blue - They go together well
12 November, 2009
1411 views | 3 favorites
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Attitude - Lunger Larry here has one
12 November, 2009
356 views
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Pippi Longstocking - She's grown up -- and lost the stocking
12 November, 2009
1637 views | 5 favorites
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School Daze - I'm having another episode
12 November, 2009
1764 views | 2 favorites
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Berlin Wall Falls - Thank you, Mr. President
10 November, 2009
165 views | 2 favorites
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Wait for it..... - Yeah: emoticorns
10 November, 2009
647 views
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"Can you f&%??#@g hear me now?" - He hasn't had his donut today
10 November, 2009
410 views
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Free Dope - Damn: why can't I be a cop?
10 November, 2009
401 views
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Bribery - Damn: why can't I be a cop?
10 November, 2009
943 views
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Condoms - Unless you're gay, you're doing it wrong
10 November, 2009
468 views | 1 favorite
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Commie Girls - Some walls are still up
10 November, 2009
566 views | 3 favorites
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This picture - speaks for itself...and it's saying FAIL
10 November, 2009
477 views
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Coke - It kills
10 November, 2009
278 views | 1 favorite
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Hot Clown Girls - I want to give her horns a squeeze
10 November, 2009
471 views
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Scary Movies - I mean, *really* scary
10 November, 2009
409 views
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Chippendale's Amateur Night - Proof that booze and 2 hours a week at the Y don't mix
10 November, 2009
357 views
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Fang Ching Fats - Taking a few more RMBs from the locals
10 November, 2009
257 views | 1 favorite
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Chimps - One day, they will control the world
10 November, 2009
161 views
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It's okay.... - he's blind, anyway
10 November, 2009
156 views
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Cheese Balls - They make girls sweaty
10 November, 2009
497 views | 1 favorite
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Cheerios Bunny - (BTW, he makes his own Raisin Bran)
10 November, 2009
202 views
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Checkmate - *This* is how the game should end!
10 November, 2009
324 views | 1 favorite
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Real Revolutionaries - don't take bus vacations with their twin sisters
10 November, 2009
182 views
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Being Chained Down - Miss Red is not fond of it
10 November, 2009
689 views | 3 favorites
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Safety Shoes - Vans are not what you want
10 November, 2009
328 views
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Little Voices - They come from little bodies
10 November, 2009
419 views
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Crossdressing Priests - Their clothing choices are somewhat limited
10 November, 2009
194 views | 2 favorites
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Tap shoes & tunic - If not for those, this fireman might be awesome
10 November, 2009
169 views
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Baby Huey - He's thinking about lunch
10 November, 2009
448 views | 1 favorite
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Poke her with your fork - I'll bet she's done
10 November, 2009
459 views | 1 favorite
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Wait for it..... - Yeah: a catfish
10 November, 2009
226 views
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A bigger net - We're gonna need one
10 November, 2009
314 views | 1 favorite
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Cat Scratch Fever - I've got a very bad case
10 November, 2009
511 views | 2 favorites
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Cat on the Hat - You remember that story from your childhood, right?
10 November, 2009
169 views
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Livin' in Da Hood - Nothing is safe
10 November, 2009
423 views | 1 favorite
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Cat and Mouse - Snowball missed the IT training when he was hired on
10 November, 2009
358 views | 2 favorites
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Backasswards - I thought the furry part was on the flip side
10 November, 2009
610 views | 2 favorites
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Paper Shoes - For when you want to look good, just not for long
10 November, 2009
204 views
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A little paint, a little polish - ...she'll look like new
10 November, 2009
481 views
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Foreign Cars - This might be the best use for them
10 November, 2009
291 views
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Car Ferry - I think this one has trouble written all over it
10 November, 2009
467 views | 1 favorite
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Fem Superhero - The Ross Dress for Less version
10 November, 2009
904 views | 2 favorites
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Steadicam - He's doing it wrong but who cares?
10 November, 2009
444 views
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Mary Poppins - She got her start on the mean streets of London
10 November, 2009
304 views | 1 favorite
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Muffin Top? - She's getting a little extra icing there
10 November, 2009
760 views
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Aye, aye, Cap'n - I hope all's ship-shape on the poop deck
10 November, 2009
381 views | 1 favorite
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I can't hear you - over the sound of how awesome my cheek piercing is
10 November, 2009
195 views
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The Afro - Jheri Curl returns
10 November, 2009
157 views
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Arkansas Pinback - Just bein' real, dude
10 November, 2009
105 views
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Cut-rate Butchers - Better make sure it's stamped USDA
10 November, 2009
380 views
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Tanlines - Not the sexiest example
10 November, 2009
162 views
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Lunch! - Better hide it from Kirstie Alley
10 November, 2009
230 views
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Rejects - Another from the files of Hugh Hefner
10 November, 2009
366 views
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Bumper Cars - Cuz every guy likes to play around in his garage
10 November, 2009
151 views
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Olympic Hockey - Watch out for wildlife on the ice
10 November, 2009
183 views
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Vegetables - Get at least three servings a day
10 November, 2009
331 views | 1 favorite
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Balconies - Here are a couple of nice ones
10 November, 2009
1652 views | 5 favorites
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Blue Cat - He just learned the House passed the health bill
10 November, 2009
217 views
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Inflatable Dolls - The steampunk version is now available
10 November, 2009
428 views
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PS2 - A gamer's delight
10 November, 2009
900 views
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Lung Cancer - I'd hate to see these lungs go away
10 November, 2009
444 views
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Connect the Dots - I'm ready to play
10 November, 2009
1243 views | 1 favorite
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City Parks - Great for photo ops
10 November, 2009
959 views | 2 favorites
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Fade to Black - I'm getting woozy
10 November, 2009
1241 views | 2 favorites
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Black Bikinis - They fade into nothingness against a black rug
10 November, 2009
1116 views | 5 favorites
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Mirror, mirror - on the wall, whose are the epiciest of them all?
10 November, 2009
1131 views | 3 favorites
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The Buzz - Obama waits for his next feeding
9 November, 2009
170 views
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Triathlon Competitions - The butt-cam gives the best coverage
9 November, 2009
584 views
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Alternative Energy Vehicles - Early attempts in Japan failed
9 November, 2009
329 views
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Lunch Specials - Stay away from the fried forearm
9 November, 2009
336 views | 1 favorite
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Rejects - From the files of Hugh Hefner
9 November, 2009
716 views
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Bud Girls - More taste, less filling. Drink up
9 November, 2009
704 views | 2 favorites
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Walking on Water - Try it without the bubble for a special treat
9 November, 2009
254 views | 1 favorite
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Inventions - Some are of dubious utility
9 November, 2009
219 views | 1 favorite
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Friend of the Bride - A very, very special friend
9 November, 2009
869 views
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All Smiles - for about another 30 seconds
9 November, 2009
323 views
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Attitude - I'll check back in 18 years
9 November, 2009
251 views
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Your Boss - This is his view
9 November, 2009
276 views
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The Denver Boot - One would have sufficed, I'd think
9 November, 2009
294 views | 2 favorites
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Bookstores - Let's make them easier to find
9 November, 2009
292 views | 2 favorites
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Asphalt Blacktop - I guess one covers the other
9 November, 2009
675 views | 2 favorites
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Freemasonry - If this is their best work, I ain't joinin'
9 November, 2009
220 views
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Quality Control - Damn it, girls: one of you has to strip down and try them on
9 November, 2009
414 views | 1 favorite
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Birdwatching - I think this might be a yellow-breasted titwillow
9 November, 2009
293 views | 1 favorite
|
Odd Creatures - In this case, the Letter Bird from
Hieronymus Bosch’s
The Garden of Earthly Delight
9 November, 2009
228 views
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Cowgirl Up! - Rope 'em, tie, and brand 'em
9 November, 2009
805 views | 2 favorites
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Z Body - I zee one, don't you?
9 November, 2009
1976 views | 4 favorites
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Catamaran - That means it has two hulls, right?
9 November, 2009
659 views | 2 favorites
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Vinyl - It gets rather sticky in warm weather
9 November, 2009
682 views | 2 favorites
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Camowrap Fetish - I wonder what she's hiding from?
9 November, 2009
611 views
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Ground Fault - I think her hot and neutral wires might be touching
9 November, 2009
996 views | 1 favorite
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Elbows - Didn't your mother tell you to keep them off the table?
9 November, 2009
1611 views | 4 favorites
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Breakfast - McDonald's is trying out some new items
9 November, 2009
619 views
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Assisted Suicide - Kevorkian has followers everywhere
9 November, 2009
420 views | 2 favorites
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Terrorchick - And you thought bird poop was a problem
9 November, 2009
364 views | 1 favorite
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The Bike Train - I don't think Amtrak needs to worry about the competition
9 November, 2009
357 views
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Motor Homes - Totally the wrong way
9 November, 2009
327 views
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Bike Lane Avenger - He doesn't like you parking your car in his way
9 November, 2009
442 views
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Funnels - They make lousy exhaust pipes
9 November, 2009
285 views
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Compensator - This is pretty much the granddaddy of them all
9 November, 2009
219 views
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Big Carrots - I'm envious
8 November, 2009
293 views
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Crybaby - I'd just as soon punch her as see that crap
8 November, 2009
730 views
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Weight Problems - They get worse once you're on Earth
8 November, 2009
1518 views | 2 favorites
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Big Ass Mopeds - The ADA really pays off
8 November, 2009
284 views
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X-rays - Daddy's little Snookums
8 November, 2009
788 views
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Jessica Biel - A side of her I want to know better!
8 November, 2009
881 views | 1 favorite
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Epic Baldness - Think about it
8 November, 2009
635 views
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She loves me... - she loves me not
8 November, 2009
817 views | 2 favorites
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Bar codes - I think I'm ready to make my purchase
8 November, 2009
822 views | 1 favorite
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Beware of Dog - He knows how to watch you from a distance
8 November, 2009
267 views
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Being Bi - It's a curious thing
8 November, 2009
385 views
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Bat Smart! - Coming to a carnival near you
8 November, 2009
427 views
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Parent Fail - At least give the kid a hat!
8 November, 2009
268 views
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Parenting - If you're sending him to Grandma's, don't forget to tape the box shut
8 November, 2009
290 views
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Jaw Strength - Little Hubert is developing his
8 November, 2009
825 views | 4 favorites
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Asshat -- The rematch - I hope the USA gets the gold for this one
8 November, 2009
296 views
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Ass Tats - The fun part is getting close enough to read 'em!
8 November, 2009
598 views
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Fiat 500 - Coming soon to America via Chrysler!
8 November, 2009
206 views
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Black Light - Making special effects special since 1903
8 November, 2009
855 views
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DUI - Better run for your life, Tinman
7 November, 2009
454 views
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Oktoberfest 2009 - What's the German word for ~motorboating~?
7 November, 2009
1060 views | 1 favorite
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Peeing in the Sink?? - Okay: in this case I'll make an exception
7 November, 2009
979 views | 2 favorites
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I'm not sure what he's marching for - but it looks like it's worth sticking around to find out
7 November, 2009
339 views
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Finally! - A to-go lunch I can get behind
7 November, 2009
368 views | 1 favorite
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I've heard of not eating in bed - but I wonder how beds feel about it
7 November, 2009
430 views
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Polar Bears - We could end the whole Al Gore deal if they'd let us drown them
7 November, 2009
318 views | 1 favorite
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Great.... - now the little bastard will be up all night on that frickin' wheel
7 November, 2009
200 views | 1 favorite
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Solitude - Good way to start
7 November, 2009
378 views
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Bareback - This is the way I like it
7 November, 2009
824 views | 3 favorites
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Barbie at 50 - I was happy with her at 39FF
7 November, 2009
363 views
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Airbus Prototype - They're getting into the parade business
7 November, 2009
362 views
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Payback - Even statues abide by it
7 November, 2009
334 views
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Your baby mama - Someone's been busy
7 November, 2009
213 views
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Fantasies - Sometimes they come to life
7 November, 2009
973 views | 2 favorites
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Fountains - Some of them make perfect sense
7 November, 2009
329 views
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B-17 Flyover - NASCAR, Brooklyn MI
7 November, 2009
257 views
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Truth in Advertising - Plus, an epic ass to go along with it!
7 November, 2009
437 views
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Grapes - The latest fruity idea from Obama
7 November, 2009
211 views
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Aqua and Lace - Winner!
7 November, 2009
1106 views | 4 favorites
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Choices - Angel: Money for the poor. Devil: Money for the hooker
7 November, 2009
223 views
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Merry Christmas - from the Addams Family
7 November, 2009
235 views | 1 favorite
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Men Who Stare at Goa.... - ...er, at chicks in their underwear
6 November, 2009
1446 views | 1 favorite
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Larry the Cable Guy - The bloodhound's pretty sure it's his scent
6 November, 2009
392 views
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The Alarm Clock - Always interrupting the fun
6 November, 2009
1508 views | 2 favorites
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How many times - do I have to tell you: it's Kristen, not Kirsten.
Now, pucker up and kiss Mommy.
6 November, 2009
1141 views | 1 favorite
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Denied - No romp in the forest for you and the Marlboro Woman
6 November, 2009
593 views
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Emma Frain - Emma 'fraid I can't
6 November, 2009
1310 views | 3 favorites
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Wasted - Once again, Flaming Betty strikes
6 November, 2009
978 views
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The Weight of the World - Always nice to have friends who support you
6 November, 2009
1591 views | 1 favorite
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Poolside - Time for a dip
6 November, 2009
844 views | 2 favorites
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The Easter Bunny - Someone's been in his basket
6 November, 2009
410 views | 2 favorites
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Tee Shirts - Right to the point
6 November, 2009
1755 views | 2 favorites
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Wheeee! - Put the accent on fun, girls
6 November, 2009
955 views | 1 favorite
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Woody - She knows how to get one to take her for a ride
6 November, 2009
615 views
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Unhooked - I'm getting there
6 November, 2009
986 views | 2 favorites
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Wait for it..... - Yeah: shit-faced again
6 November, 2009
314 views | 1 favorite
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College Life - She's outstanding at it
6 November, 2009
1650 views | 2 favorites
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The New White House - Now, with unemployment above 10%!
6 November, 2009
351 views | 3 favorites
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Tom Selleck - Times have been hard lately for ol' Magnum
6 November, 2009
292 views
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Beach Buggy - Major fail
6 November, 2009
379 views
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Rummy - He has his own opinion about all you punks
6 November, 2009
174 views
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Woody - This one is built to last
6 November, 2009
294 views
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Even with only one hand free - you can flip through your dictionary; that's the classical plural of the singular cyclops
6 November, 2009
621 views
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School Daze - I'm in one
6 November, 2009
762 views | 4 favorites
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Incoming - Warbirds rule!
6 November, 2009
494 views
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SEMA Girls - The best part of the show!
6 November, 2009
720 views | 1 favorite
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1957 Chevy Show Car - Admit it: you hardly noticed Boobie Girl
6 November, 2009
444 views | 1 favorite
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The Slide Rule - Lyman Spitzer created the Hubble program with one
6 November, 2009
205 views
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The Slide Rule - Frank Whittle did the math for the jet with one
6 November, 2009
175 views
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Umbrella? - I hope she's keeping dry
6 November, 2009
602 views | 1 favorite
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Can You Hear Me Now? - I get the picture
6 November, 2009
179 views
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Bristles - He's very popular at the salon
6 November, 2009
197 views
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Bondarenko - I want to be the line judge on this one
6 November, 2009
1389 views | 2 favorites
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Head - Here's a roomful
6 November, 2009
336 views
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How to Score - Old-school style
6 November, 2009
381 views
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Female Boxing - It can create a need for reconstructive surgery
6 November, 2009
312 views
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Photobomber - Ruining your pageant win one over-made-up drag queen at a time
6 November, 2009
378 views
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Black and White - My new favorite colors
6 November, 2009
1132 views | 3 favorites
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Insincere - His proposal might just be
6 November, 2009
447 views
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Immolation - The textbook definition
6 November, 2009
295 views
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Missy Mohel - Looking forward to this particular mitzvah of mila, I'd guess
6 November, 2009
543 views
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Bondage Bunny - Coming to a pet store near you!
6 November, 2009
331 views
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Over-The-Top - His bling fits the definition
6 November, 2009
300 views
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Bianca, The Movie - Opening now
6 November, 2009
1316 views | 1 favorite
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Hillbillies - In Germany, they show up at Oktoberfest
6 November, 2009
397 views
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Cosplay - Combining it with a tasty snack
6 November, 2009
236 views
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Launch - Playing one-way catch with the enemy
6 November, 2009
711 views
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Allison Stokke - Stoking all of us on the pole vault
6 November, 2009
812 views | 1 favorite
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Balcony - If she pukes, it won't clear hers
6 November, 2009
1054 views
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Busy Execs - Hammacher Schlemmer to the rescue
6 November, 2009
232 views
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The Dead Sea - Giving it that life-like touch
6 November, 2009
255 views
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The Armadillo - Oklahoma's state bird
6 November, 2009
455 views | 1 favorite
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Names - I can only hope she lives among the illiterate
6 November, 2009
743 views
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Presidential Q-Tips - Gee. How big is the rectal thermometer?
6 November, 2009
214 views
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Losers - It begins when they're young
6 November, 2009
434 views
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Blimps - Stack 'em deep, sell 'em cheap
6 November, 2009
177 views
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Oh, yeah... - *that* look
5 November, 2009
1406 views | 3 favorites
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Angels - Do they need safety harnesses?
5 November, 2009
444 views
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Wichita - The Air Capital
5 November, 2009
287 views
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Blackwing 602 - Half the Pressure, Twice the Speed
5 November, 2009
395 views
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Walter - King of the Slide Rule Universe
5 November, 2009
299 views
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The Curta Calculator - The truly nerdy will appreciate it
5 November, 2009
381 views
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Pickett Dual - Sweetest magnifier in the Slide Rule Universe
5 November, 2009
404 views
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Do the Math - Robby knows how
5 November, 2009
328 views
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Country - She's a little bit
5 November, 2009
1253 views | 3 favorites
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Two Scoops - Much better than one
5 November, 2009
1766 views | 1 favorite
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Ripped Chicks - The Headcrusher
5 November, 2009
1168 views
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Bark Vader - Sorry -- couldn't resist
5 November, 2009
518 views
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Reflections - I'm seeing double, too
5 November, 2009
1394 views | 2 favorites
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The War on Drugs - She lost
5 November, 2009
366 views | 1 favorite
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Revenge - Give as it has been given
5 November, 2009
255 views | 1 favorite
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Daisy Dukes - And why not?
5 November, 2009
1777 views | 2 favorites
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A Cigarette - I may need one after the pat down
5 November, 2009
1008 views | 2 favorites
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Cookie Monster - Living the dream
5 November, 2009
1221 views | 3 favorites
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The Waterfront - Always a classic view
5 November, 2009
2681 views | 8 favorites
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Chanel - Not always about the glamour
5 November, 2009
705 views
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Military Weapons - Always innovative
5 November, 2009
672 views
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Veggies - Three servings a day!
5 November, 2009
253 views | 1 favorite
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Balance - High heels don't help
5 November, 2009
645 views | 3 favorites
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Girls with Guns - Blonde. Porsche. Bullets. What more could you want?
5 November, 2009
431 views
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Fruit - Three servings a day!
5 November, 2009
420 views | 2 favorites
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I knead you - (Old baker's joke; sorry)
5 November, 2009
807 views | 4 favorites
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Leafblowers - The new military version kicks butt
5 November, 2009
819 views
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Twins - Often identically gifted as well
4 November, 2009
1617 views | 3 favorites
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Rock Bottom - She's getting him there
4 November, 2009
814 views | 1 favorite
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Math Fail - Obviously, he never learned to count
4 November, 2009
1770 views | 2 favorites
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Thanksgiving's Coming! - Time to put the turkey baster back in the kitchen, Tiffany
4 November, 2009
878 views
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The Dismount - She scores well at it in every outing
4 November, 2009
950 views | 3 favorites
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Cracky the Clown - He's got a few bags for you
4 November, 2009
295 views | 1 favorite
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Bam Bam - Finally out
4 November, 2009
322 views
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Wasted - Flaming Betty strikes again
4 November, 2009
611 views
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Wallpapering - Smoothing out the air bubbles is critical
4 November, 2009
812 views | 3 favorites
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Pedo Clown - He lives near a school in your neighborhood
4 November, 2009
324 views
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Laziness - The archetype
4 November, 2009
491 views
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Marriage Licenses - Can they be revoked?
4 November, 2009
442 views
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Christmas in Outer Space - It's coming
4 November, 2009
224 views
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Soccer - Usually, it just looks silly
4 November, 2009
301 views
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The Snakekini - Watch your asp
4 November, 2009
1065 views | 3 favorites
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Flowers - would have been a better idea
4 November, 2009
361 views | 1 favorite
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Here's the one I owe you - She's skank-alicious
4 November, 2009
669 views
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Heavy is the head... - that wears the sausage crown
4 November, 2009
477 views | 1 favorite
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Mixed Marriages - Some judges won't allow them
4 November, 2009
226 views | 1 favorite
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Sasha - That's all I'm going to say
4 November, 2009
516 views | 1 favorite
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Jimi Hendrix... - he's not, but he really wails on "Das Lied der Deutschen"
4 November, 2009
202 views
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Premature Ignition - It can happen to the best of us
4 November, 2009
278 views
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Zippers? - Bikinis got zippers?
4 November, 2009
1314 views | 4 favorites
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A Penny Mathis.... - for your thoughts
4 November, 2009
1132 views | 5 favorites
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Miss Direction - This year's big winner
4 November, 2009
1463 views | 1 favorite
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The Electric Company - Crushing the competition since Watt and Ohm
4 November, 2009
401 views
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Dogs - They have no respect for conspicuous consumerism
4 November, 2009
447 views
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David and Goliath - Who said the Bible wasn't relevant?
4 November, 2009
551 views
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Pantsed - The Seaside Resort edition
4 November, 2009
2563 views | 4 favorites
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Pantsed - The Summer Fun edition
4 November, 2009
1984 views | 2 favorites
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Straight Flush - She gives me one
4 November, 2009
1180 views | 4 favorites
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What a bum Dress - She oughta get her money back
4 November, 2009
1075 views | 2 favorites
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Obesity - It's da bomb!
4 November, 2009
321 views
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The Australian Crawl - Our Gold Medal Winner
4 November, 2009
1227 views | 2 favorites
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Fantasy - Mine is about getting in her bed; his is about getting in her drawers
4 November, 2009
883 views | 1 favorite
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Photobomber - Ruining your $350 hardcore gangsta portrait one buck-toothed, lip-biting, pop-gunning bug-eyed chump at a time
4 November, 2009
413 views
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Begin - I hardly know where to with this one. SFW suggestions?
4 November, 2009
637 views
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Redundancy - The textbook definition
4 November, 2009
325 views
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Pit Tat - Popular with the French...hides the shrubbery
4 November, 2009
954 views
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Truth in Labeling - Captain Obvious salutes you!
4 November, 2009
253 views
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Pirates - Yeah, we get it: you don't need the logo
4 November, 2009
412 views | 1 favorite
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"Gratuitous" - Today's vocabulary-building ion
4 November, 2009
1565 views | 3 favorites
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Scissors - Preferred by dressmakers 10-to-1 over teeth
4 November, 2009
802 views | 3 favorites
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Flerg - I think is where we got the idea
4 November, 2009
936 views
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The Ocean Wedgie - Little Leroy is now a soprano
4 November, 2009
584 views
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Nun - What you usually get from the sisters -- but times are changing
4 November, 2009
771 views | 1 favorite
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Hoodies - So much for that bit about keeping you warm
4 November, 2009
1502 views | 5 favorites
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An Army of One - She's already captured all these guys without firing a shot
3 November, 2009
2286 views | 1 favorite
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Red Light District - The Real McCoy
3 November, 2009
640 views | 3 favorites
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Cucumbers - These are a whole bunch more soothing
3 November, 2009
308 views
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Chastity Belt - She's got it covered
3 November, 2009
1149 views | 2 favorites
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Disabled Parking Only - And by disabled, I mean hot chicks in camo miniskirts
3 November, 2009
1246 views | 2 favorites
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A Sydney Penny... - for your thoughts
3 November, 2009
405 views | 1 favorite
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For my Birthday... - this is what I want: balloons
3 November, 2009
1912 views | 4 favorites
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Rule 34 - Go on: give him a squeeze. He'll squirt.
3 November, 2009
396 views
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Personal Lifeguard - I wonder how he reacts when she goes down
3 November, 2009
595 views | 2 favorites
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The Future - I can just about predict it for him
3 November, 2009
796 views | 3 favorites
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Either way, sometimes it's not necessary
3 November, 2009
636 views
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American Dream - Kindness and truth shall meet; justice and peace shall kiss. Psalm 85:10
3 November, 2009
550 views
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Your Career Path - Hope, just hope, it doesn't look like this
3 November, 2009
991 views | 1 favorite
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English - Study it a bit before you name your hotel, damn it
3 November, 2009
645 views
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Raider Fans - This is about all that's left to them these days
3 November, 2009
692 views | 1 favorite
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Your Muse - You can only hope she's this close at hand
3 November, 2009
802 views
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Obsession - I don't think his hand is in the bag...it's on it
3 November, 2009
1403 views | 1 favorite
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Interactive Tats - Put me on the list for Final Inspector
3 November, 2009
1231 views
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Mom...Dad.... - (Uh, oh: Parent Fail ahead)
3 November, 2009
539 views
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Mixed Drinks - This is the best way to do it
3 November, 2009
398 views
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Cheating - No fair doing it with a see-through dress!
2 November, 2009
4152 views | 2 favorites
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Warning Signs - This would have been a good place for one
2 November, 2009
1432 views | 1 favorite
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The Cyclopes - Gee -- I didn't know they had sisters
2 November, 2009
1467 views | 2 favorites
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International Freight - Make sure all parcels are securely taped
2 November, 2009
1253 views | 3 favorites
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Bikers - Some of them aren't so threatening
2 November, 2009
372 views
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Oktoberfest 2009 - The carnival rides offer lovely views
2 November, 2009
1457 views
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Choices - I like nothing better
2 November, 2009
1606 views | 1 favorite
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Ballet - Uhhh...right? wrong?
2 November, 2009
1860 views | 2 favorites
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Gas - Yeah, it feels like this
2 November, 2009
704 views
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Little Gold Thong - Only thing keeping this post SFW
2 November, 2009
2485 views | 2 favorites
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Rednecks - They gots they own wedding cakes
1 November, 2009
556 views
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The Escalator - A technological marvel
1 November, 2009
1685 views | 2 favorites
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Scale Modeling - I do it to relax
1 November, 2009
515 views
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This Scene - She wants to blow it
1 November, 2009
314 views
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The Pat Down - I'm for it in cases of national security
1 November, 2009
1066 views | 2 favorites
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Giant Dinner Napkins - Only the Brits. Only at Royal Ascot.
1 November, 2009
294 views
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Halloween's Over - Get your bat cleaned and boxed and get back to work
1 November, 2009
504 views
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Okay, Vampira - Time to go back to your coffin for another year
1 November, 2009
446 views
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Jack-o-Lanterns - No law said they had to be made of pumpkin
1 November, 2009
414 views
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Child Care - If only it were this easy
1 November, 2009
211 views
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The Baby Toss Game - Apparently, it's frowned on
1 November, 2009
288 views
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Improvement - Guys never get tired of checking for it
1 November, 2009
304 views
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Static Electricity - This is where the government keeps it
1 November, 2009
252 views
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Asian Cat.... - He approves
1 November, 2009
309 views
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Hey, PETA! - Fur is just the packaging for the tasty meat beneath
1 November, 2009
271 views
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Aquariums - Some people know how to think big
1 November, 2009
506 views
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The Man - Er, I mean, The Ape
1 November, 2009
188 views
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Truck Nuts - Old-school style
1 November, 2009
677 views
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Mom was right... - you are special
1 November, 2009
656 views
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Rain - I wish it would
31 October, 2009
1655 views | 2 favorites
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Halloween - It really bites
31 October, 2009
1168 views | 2 favorites
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My Landlord - He's seldom in a good mood
31 October, 2009
801 views
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Serbian Humor - Roughly: "If you're gonna stare, buy me a beer"
31 October, 2009
1124 views | 2 favorites
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Halloween - El Gato loves it
31 October, 2009
354 views
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Halloween - Not so much fun for Mexico City businessmen
31 October, 2009
566 views
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Halloween - The Busy Bee is at it again
31 October, 2009
2983 views | 5 favorites
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This carnivore... - pretty and soft, but a thief and stinkier than a skunk
31 October, 2009
582 views | 1 favorite
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Dress it up as pretty as you want... - it's still related to the weasel
31 October, 2009
381 views | 1 favorite
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Rock Bottom - Oh, yeah: he's hitting it
31 October, 2009
345 views
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Michael Jackson - These dudes taught him all those cool moves
31 October, 2009
589 views
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The Duke - Always to the point
31 October, 2009
697 views | 1 favorite
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Choices - In America we get plenty
31 October, 2009
348 views
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Infomercials - Everyone's getting in on the deal
31 October, 2009
489 views | 2 favorites
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Hillary as MILF? - Who knew?
31 October, 2009
813 views | 1 favorite
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Spoiler - Jesus dies on page 981
31 October, 2009
411 views
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Women with Bananas - Be afraid. Be very afraid.
31 October, 2009
461 views | 1 favorite
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That turkey costume? - You might regret your decision
31 October, 2009
482 views
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Fatherhood - Sperm don't know crap: it just swims
31 October, 2009
399 views
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Differences - Some are more obvious than others
31 October, 2009
873 views | 1 favorite
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Amish Folk - They *do* get right to the point
31 October, 2009
344 views
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Spam - Why don't they just tell us the truth?
31 October, 2009
260 views
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Remington Arms - Telling the truth since 1816
31 October, 2009
538 views
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Garcia - Yep: still dead
31 October, 2009
601 views
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The Amazing Johnathan - This loser is no threat to his career
31 October, 2009
319 views
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Cornering - One more time: four wheels down, out of the dirt
30 October, 2009
430 views | 1 favorite
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Car Seat - She needs to be suitably restrained
30 October, 2009
1536 views | 1 favorite
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Cornering - Best done on the ground, in a forward direction
30 October, 2009
413 views
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You People... - I don't know who you are, but get away from me
30 October, 2009
745 views | 1 favorite
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Pirates - I'm ready to be shanghaied
30 October, 2009
2879 views | 4 favorites
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Cam Phone! - I'll even use it on a butterface
30 October, 2009
1841 views
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Bullet - This close is too close
30 October, 2009
931 views
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PETA - Here's a little something to sleep on
30 October, 2009
579 views
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Identity Crisis - He's trying to get in touch with his Inner Cub
30 October, 2009
418 views
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Black Pearl - Another rare gem
30 October, 2009
391 views
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A Day in the Woods - Getting back to nature
30 October, 2009
579 views
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Feeling Blue - He will be pretty soon
30 October, 2009
898 views
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Life of the Party - She's going to win the title shortly
30 October, 2009
343 views
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Beercow - Animal husbandry's gigantic leap forward
30 October, 2009
270 views
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Batty - She knocks 'em out of the park
30 October, 2009
335 views
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Playing Horsey - It's better when done bareback
30 October, 2009
1951 views | 3 favorites
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Bambi - That's what you get for staring at the headlights
30 October, 2009
456 views
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Vodka - Get the ballsy variety
30 October, 2009
339 views
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Stretchy Fabric - Gives her room to move
30 October, 2009
1653 views | 3 favorites
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Grades - She's likely to raise a few
30 October, 2009
1612 views | 3 favorites
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The Swimsuit - Now available in our overseas office
30 October, 2009
1156 views | 1 favorite
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Granny Smiths - Two a day are all you need
30 October, 2009
465 views
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Aki Hoshino Series - Waiting for a ride
30 October, 2009
1378 views
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Aki Hoshino Series - The classic lotus
30 October, 2009
1264 views | 1 favorite
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Air India - Shiva would be proud
30 October, 2009
529 views | 1 favorite
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Call me crazy.... - but how can we keep anyone out this way?
30 October, 2009
1001 views
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Obama - Sorry, dude: not even The Force can get that health bill through
30 October, 2009
509 views
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Excuse me... - I just need to nip off for a second
30 October, 2009
1175 views | 1 favorite
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