UNCOMFORTABLE - He isn't but I bet you are
20 November, 2009
414 views
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CHRISTMAS - It all went wrong when santa found the internet to empty his sack
20 November, 2009
168 views
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COME TO CUMBERNAULD - If you want shot or stabbed!
17 November, 2009
385 views
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TRAINING - You're doing it wrong!
11 November, 2009
536 views
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CONFUSING - You are, I thought someone/something standing up would be the problem here?
And by that I mean a cock!
5 November, 2009
293 views
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NOT REALLY - It's only rape if she's awake, if not then it's all just a bad dream!
3 November, 2009
731 views
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CORRECTION - He did away with the ladies
12 October, 2009
1022 views
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STATISTICS - 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
26 August, 2009
1634 views | 1 favorite
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ITITS - Hope they don't do a nano version
24 August, 2009
2438 views | 1 favorite
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THE POLICE - We promise this won't be another rodney king, scouts honour
24 August, 2009
1827 views
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OSAMAS HOLIDAY PLANS - Have fun on the trains!
24 August, 2009
1298 views
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CASTER SEMENYA - Anagram of "yes, a secret man"
24 August, 2009
3475 views
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FORMULAIC JOKE - U235(92)+n -> Ba142(56) + KR91(36) +3n +3.2^-11J
you might not get it but Hiroshima 1945 did
24 August, 2009
1135 views
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IT'S SPELLED MEDIEVAL - she's not halfway evil champ
19 August, 2009
3449 views | 1 favorite
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WWE ON ICE - more dangerous than in a ring
18 August, 2009
1479 views
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DYSLEXIA - man walks into a bra...
18 August, 2009
1154 views | 1 favorite
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MYSPACE/FACEBOOK - who needs real friends?
18 August, 2009
1103 views
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DEJA VOUS - the experience of thinking that a new situation had occurred before
18 August, 2009
1316 views
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2 GIRLS 1 CUPCAKE - officially the worst idea for a birthday cake ever
18 August, 2009
2574 views
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CALENDAR GIRLS - why wasn't she in the film?
18 August, 2009
3292 views | 2 favorites
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SEXINESS - you're doing it wrong
18 August, 2009
2446 views | 1 favorite
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BRITISH ZOOS - underfunded and not fooling anyone
18 August, 2009
1206 views | 1 favorite
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SORRY - Got a life, but thanks for the address anyway
17 August, 2009
1533 views | 1 favorite
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WARM - I hope she still is
16 August, 2009
2111 views
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RESPECT - Because the cremation is for the funeral!
16 August, 2009
1271 views
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BOLLOCKS - Shouldn't upload photos when I'm drunk and on my moral high horse!
16 August, 2009
1266 views
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STAR WARS GEEKS - bet you find this arousing
13 August, 2009
2319 views
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MUSICALS - Calista Flockhart never got that part in chicago
13 August, 2009
1111 views
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It's spelt voluntary - If she can pull a dead body out a building then I will happily sign up, if not then you are making a pathetic mockery of the brave men and women who risk their lives and you make me sick.
11 August, 2009
2252 views
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KIDS - Be a bit more discerning when it comes to paedos!
11 August, 2009
1775 views
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CORRECTIONS - Take that photo twat!
11 August, 2009
1840 views
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HITLER - As he might look now?
11 August, 2009
5037 views
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WTF? - NO, SERIOUSLY, WTF?
10 August, 2009
4602 views
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PRISON LINGO - Not always as clear as you'd think!
10 August, 2009
1436 views
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DREAMS - this one was easier to achieve than MLK's
10 August, 2009
1145 views
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PLAYING HOUSE - phil spectors house?
10 August, 2009
1363 views | 1 favorite
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SMURFETTE - bet she regrets these photos now
10 August, 2009
2110 views
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TALENT - he may have heart problems and diabetes, but can you do that?
10 August, 2009
1780 views
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PETA - I don't know what you stand for but I agree
6 August, 2009
4505 views | 4 favorites
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MONSTERS UNDER THE BED - my mother is a bloody liar
6 August, 2009
2151 views
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LAZINESS - santa get off you ass and take the dog out properly
6 August, 2009
1359 views
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ENVY - just because you're not, leave the pretty ones alone
6 August, 2009
2735 views | 1 favorite
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SCARY DOLLS - if I think one moved I'm burning them both
6 August, 2009
2366 views
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CHRISTMAS LETTERS - parents! double check what doll he asked for before sending to santa
6 August, 2009
1865 views | 1 favorite
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LACK OF DIGNITY - even for a drag queen, this is low
6 August, 2009
1732 views
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DECISION; - I think I'll have a lie in instead
6 August, 2009
3064 views
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MICHAEL JACKSON - you didn't really think he would go to heaven, did you?
5 August, 2009
2354 views
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TEXAS - who says time changes a place?
5 August, 2009
1990 views
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NHS - maybe I should call BUPA
5 August, 2009
1413 views
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FOX HUNTING - now I've got my eye in, where are those red guys on horses?
5 August, 2009
2145 views | 1 favorite
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BUDGET PORN - this is what happens when you spend all the money on sets
5 August, 2009
4682 views
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REINCARNATION - JACKO'S BACK!
26 July, 2009
3732 views
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WONDERING? - I wasn't, anyone else?
26 July, 2009
2354 views
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PSYCHO - Terrifying that you know that!
26 July, 2009
4031 views
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IDEAS - Not just for the small minded!
26 July, 2009
2914 views | 1 favorite
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CONFORMITY - I hate to do this but the man has a point!
26 July, 2009
1636 views
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THE POPE - are you sure that's not yoda?
25 July, 2009
2400 views
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YES - Maybe something funny or witty, kinda like the site is meant to work
25 July, 2009
14679 views | 1 favorite
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EPIC FAIL - nar·cis·sism (närs-szm) also nar·cism (-szm)
n.
1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by
25 July, 2009
3857 views
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ROFLCOPTER - What the fuck is a roflcopter?
25 July, 2009
2735 views | 1 favorite
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CUNT PUNT - It's a team sport
25 July, 2009
9048 views
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THE CREDIT CRUNCH - Even hits the junkies!
25 July, 2009
2094 views
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CRAZY CAT LADY - Did you kill her cat?
25 July, 2009
2373 views
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EPIC FAIL - HER HAIR IS BROWN!
25 July, 2009
5063 views
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NO SPITTING - Try telling that to my girlfriend!
25 July, 2009
2004 views | 1 favorite
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FISHING - I once caught a girl this big!
25 July, 2009
3417 views
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LICKABLE - Yeah, if you want to go to jail for 20 years!
25 July, 2009
6033 views | 1 favorite
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WHITE WIZARD APPROACHES - Shit, turn out the lights and pretend we're not in!
25 July, 2009
2618 views | 1 favorite
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POLITICS - Doesn't matter what he says, we will follow the tache!
25 July, 2009
1535 views
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ANOREXIA - Maybe it is for everyone?
25 July, 2009
2260 views
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SAVIOUR - Who says dogs are a mans best friend?
25 July, 2009
1906 views | 2 favorites
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WAR VETERANS - You find them everywhere
25 July, 2009
2746 views | 1 favorite
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LOTHARIOS - Love a nice warm pussy in bed!
24 July, 2009
2519 views
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SANTA - Christ, this is depressing!
24 July, 2009
2819 views | 1 favorite
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PARENTING - You're doing it wrong!
24 July, 2009
3272 views
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BEER - God damn, I love beer!
24 July, 2009
2104 views | 1 favorite
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GEORGE W.BUSH - We're gonna get those terrorists, now watch this drive
24 July, 2009
1982 views | 1 favorite
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ANOREXIA - It's not for everyone!
24 July, 2009
3718 views
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CIDER - 2000 country bumpkins can't be wrong!
24 July, 2009
1351 views
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BEER - Now I'm happy
24 July, 2009
1900 views
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PROPHETS - Not just for the bible
24 July, 2009
1745 views | 2 favorites
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THE GERMAN ARMY - aryan and proud
24 July, 2009
5660 views | 1 favorite
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TERRORISTS - The Taliban in front is a Toyota
24 July, 2009
2948 views
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TALIBAN CALENDAR - This is Mr November
24 July, 2009
2275 views
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SIAMESE BOB DYLANS - At least one of them will die when they're separated!
24 July, 2009
1053 views
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BOB DYLAN - A picture is worth a thousand words
24 July, 2009
1742 views
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KURT COBAIN - Did he shoot himself or get a sex change?
24 July, 2009
2492 views
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COMMON SENSE - It says "HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
22 July, 2009
2319 views
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THE BATCHAIR - Not as successful as his other inventions
19 July, 2009
4140 views | 1 favorite
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BLAME CANADA - If all else fails, it's an easy option
19 July, 2009
1918 views
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MICHAEL JACKSON 2020 - The comeback tour!
19 July, 2009
2342 views | 1 favorite
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POOR WINNIE - He just couldn't bear it anymore
19 July, 2009
2606 views
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SIGNS - Some are just downright stupid!
19 July, 2009
2319 views | 1 favorite
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BE ALERT - Lerts have more fun!
19 July, 2009
1114 views
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![CRISIS? - Just ask yourself "what would fonzie do?"](http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/19/633835716290444240-CRISIS-t2.jpg "CRISIS? - Just ask yourself "what would fonzie do?"")
CRISIS? - Just ask yourself "what would fonzie do?"
19 July, 2009
1345 views
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NINTENDO WII - Play coffin dodger now!
19 July, 2009
2393 views
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ADVICE - Sometimes not so good
19 July, 2009
1208 views
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HOVERCRAFTS - Difficult to operate
19 July, 2009
2049 views
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BEER - It can make everything alright
15 July, 2009
1967 views | 1 favorite
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KAMIKAZE - You're doing it wrong!
15 July, 2009
2768 views | 1 favorite
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BEING STUPID - Makes you feel a right tit sometimes
15 July, 2009
11490 views | 6 favorites
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BIRD MAFIA - Don't touch their nuts!
15 July, 2009
3475 views
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FUKITOL - It's the way forward
15 July, 2009
1969 views | 1 favorite
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GOOD QUESTIONS - Sometimes gotta be asked!
15 July, 2009
3175 views | 1 favorite
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FUNNY PEOPLE - Really?, somehow I doubt it
15 July, 2009
1949 views
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"CELEBRITY" MARRIAGE - You're doing it wrong!
1 July, 2009
2953 views
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CRACK - Makes your poontang itch, or is it just crabs?
1 July, 2009
6524 views
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SEDUCTION - You're doing it wrong!
1 July, 2009
5422 views
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WINEHOUSE - Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, I'm hunting crack!
1 July, 2009
3433 views
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WINEHOUSE - Is the paper an advert?
1 July, 2009
2480 views
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WINEHOUSE - Sort yourself out!
1 July, 2009
3598 views
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SWINE FLU - Makes you crazy!!!!
1 July, 2009
2336 views
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MANAGEMENT - No sense of humour
1 July, 2009
3246 views
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MICHAEL JACKSON - Even in death, he wants kids to look at him all stiff
28 June, 2009
3170 views
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MICHAEL JACKSON - RUN KIDS!, HE'S NOT DEAD!
28 June, 2009
3497 views
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SILLY EMO - You'll ruin your hair doing that
27 June, 2009
4481 views
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CHEER UP EMO - You won't be grounded forever
27 June, 2009
2477 views
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SILLY EMO - Try telling someone who cares
27 June, 2009
3041 views | 1 favorite
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CHEER UP EMO - Your poems not that bad, pretty crap but not terrible
27 June, 2009
2760 views
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SILLY EMO - It's down the road, not across the street
27 June, 2009
4004 views
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GEOLOGY ROCKS! - No, no it doesn't, sorry
27 June, 2009
1337 views
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GEOLOGISTS - Who says they're boring and not funny?
27 June, 2009
3007 views
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VANDALISM - Can be funny!
27 June, 2009
2920 views
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ADVICE - Sometimes it's actually good
27 June, 2009
1696 views
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ALCHOHOLIC COW - Don't trust him to watch your drink!
27 June, 2009
1554 views
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LIFESAVER - Can a Saint Bernard do this?
27 June, 2009
4106 views | 3 favorites
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PURE EVIL - Who else could get away with choking elmo?
27 June, 2009
3438 views
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SMOKING - So that's why he's out of breath all the time
27 June, 2009
3345 views | 2 favorites
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TOILETS - A man's best friend
17 June, 2009
1812 views
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REVENGE - Now who's going to the vet to get neutered?
17 June, 2009
2975 views | 2 favorites
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TOILETS - Mans natural enemy
17 June, 2009
2768 views
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ELVIS COW - AWESOME!
17 June, 2009
1797 views | 1 favorite
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NAZI DOG - Just when you think the nazis are gone, he turns up
17 June, 2009
4498 views | 2 favorites
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UP THE ARSE - Looks painful
17 June, 2009
3313 views
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NAZI GOLD - Financing Switzerland since 1945
16 June, 2009
4986 views
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SCHWARZENEGGER - Hitler would be so proud
16 June, 2009
4379 views
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JUST NOT YOUR DAY - Finally a day off to watch the football and then Cantona fly kicks your jaw
15 June, 2009
3560 views
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DO YOU HAVE SWINE FLU? - No, no you don't, panic over
15 June, 2009
1989 views
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FIGHT SEXISM - Shut up and get back in the kitchen
15 June, 2009
3416 views
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STEROIDS - Also available for pets to make the world's most buff dog
15 June, 2009
3547 views
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TAKER AND KANE - Yup, you're pretty much fucked
15 June, 2009
1727 views
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MISTAKE - Don't mess with the guy holding a rocket launcher
15 June, 2009
4149 views
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BLACKS - Why are they so afraid of ghosts and fire?
15 June, 2009
3261 views
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WOMEN - Know your limits
15 June, 2009
3278 views
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WOMEN - Know your limits
15 June, 2009
6782 views | 1 favorite
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PIRATE DOG - Yar matey, I'm feelin ruff
15 June, 2009
2160 views
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SCOOTERS - Just like fat chicks, great ride but you don't want your mates to see you on one
15 June, 2009
1867 views
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AMATEUR DOCTORS - Now cough please
15 June, 2009
2175 views
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HEART TORNADOES - Looks pretty but will still rip your head off
14 June, 2009
3773 views | 1 favorite
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SURPRISE CAR BUTTSEX - Dangerous but fun
14 June, 2009
3312 views | 1 favorite
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DRIVING FAIL - You're doing it wrong!
14 June, 2009
3682 views | 1 favorite
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WASTED LIFE - 40 Years on this planet and this is the best you can do?
14 June, 2009
1952 views
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AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION - Even kirk does it
13 June, 2009
3273 views | 1 favorite
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COME HERE SEXY - Let's get it on
13 June, 2009
2438 views
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FALLEN ASLEEP - She shouldn't have
13 June, 2009
2139 views
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PROTECTION - Always use it
13 June, 2009
2850 views
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EVIL - Did you kill my flying monkeys?
13 June, 2009
2906 views
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CRAP TRANSFORMERS - Even I fancy my chances against these two
13 June, 2009
2320 views
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EVIL CHEESEBURGER - Causing heart attacks since 1952
13 June, 2009
2286 views
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TERMINATORS - Even terminators like sno kones!
13 June, 2009
2560 views
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WARNING - If you step out of line then a fat drunk guy will stunner you!
13 June, 2009
2925 views
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HULKAMANIA - Sponsored by deaf aid
13 June, 2009
2625 views
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HBK - Who you callin "brokeback"?
13 June, 2009
2170 views
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RAGE - Did you eat my sandwich?
13 June, 2009
2659 views
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MICKEY IN DISGUISE - Now to bag me some hot princess action, oh yeah!
13 June, 2009
1568 views
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MICKEY MOUSE - Just loves selling drugs to kids
13 June, 2009
1884 views
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KISS - Kidnapping scared black guys since 1972
13 June, 2009
2478 views
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HIPPIES - Soap must be avoided at all costs
13 June, 2009
2455 views
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STEROIDS - My penis has shrunk but my rage has grown, say anything and I'll crush you
13 June, 2009
5792 views
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AMERICA - Where even the statues are overweight
13 June, 2009
2964 views | 1 favorite
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SUICIDE - There must be an easier way?
13 June, 2009
4365 views
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WIGS - The lighter side of cancer
13 June, 2009
2329 views
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DARTH BATMAN - AWESOME!
13 June, 2009
14775 views
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RANDY TURKEY - Clinton told me this would happen
13 June, 2009
1962 views
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EVIL FISH - What are you looking at?
13 June, 2009
3547 views
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FERGIE - Easily scared
13 June, 2009
4932 views
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TENNIS - You're doing it wrong!
13 June, 2009
2662 views
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EATING BURGERS - You're doing it wrong!
13 June, 2009
2631 views
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PAYBACK - Not so funny now, is it colonel?
13 June, 2009
2390 views
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CRACK - Why did they give it to Rolf Harris?
13 June, 2009
2045 views
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ALIENS - THEY'VE GOT SPONGEBOB!
12 June, 2009
2119 views
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PLASTIC SURGERY - Not for everyone
12 June, 2009
3560 views
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It's an oboe - Yeah right
11 June, 2009
1632 views
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Who is samaras? - Any ideas?
11 June, 2009
1726 views
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BIG JOCK - Who else knew?
11 June, 2009
1614 views
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STRACHAN - You're doing it wrong!
11 June, 2009
1337 views
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