Green thumb - Audrey's friends were so impressed by her gardening skills
they couldn't help but ask for cuttings. Big cuttings, please.
14 March, 2010
1014 views
|
Roger T. "Race" Bannon - Because you want your manny to have both flight training and close combat experience.
14 March, 2010
467 views
|
Balls - Not only are his big, but they probably bounce.
14 March, 2010
419 views
|
She-Devil - At least you know she's a little horny.
14 March, 2010
887 views
|
Pigtails - Because all hot chicks should come with handlebars.
14 March, 2010
904 views
|
Stupid hot - When chicks are so hot they
make guys stutter like idiots.
14 March, 2010
1504 views | 2 favorites
|
Monday - It's "back" to the "grind."
14 March, 2010
763 views
|
Nail guns - Have you seen the price of bullets lately?
13 March, 2010
883 views
|
Sharing - You hop in the water and I'll hop into something else.
13 March, 2010
979 views
|
Timing - This MILF is turning 30 in an hour, and reeaally needs to know if you think she's still sexy.
Actions speak louder than words.
12 March, 2010
3290 views
|
Surprise buttsecks - Not even your cat is immune.
12 March, 2010
1382 views | 1 favorite
|
Boom! - Headshot!
12 March, 2010
1409 views | 1 favorite
|
Upgrades - Making the best things in life better.
12 March, 2010
1849 views | 1 favorite
|
Practical jokes - This one's a killer!
12 March, 2010
787 views | 1 favorite
|
Today's graduates - Tomorrow's eager interns.
12 March, 2010
1714 views
|
Garfield cosplay - You're doing it right.
12 March, 2010
1519 views
|
Coeds - The reason you're sporting a 1.7 GPA
11 March, 2010
2313 views | 1 favorite
|
Rejection - Just because you think you were made for each other,
it doesn't mean you were made for each other.
11 March, 2010
859 views | 1 favorite
|
AK-47 - So awesome even god uses one.
11 March, 2010
1274 views
|
Are they real? - Yeah, real expensive.
11 March, 2010
2565 views | 3 favorites
|
Terrorism - Whether you do it for Allah, or because you don't want to pay taxes, flying a plane into a building amounts to the same thing.
11 March, 2010
1009 views | 1 favorite
|
Guns, boobs, and neon - The eighties totally rocked!
9 March, 2010
2843 views
|
Mansion Parties - Man, Hugh lives in a different world
than the rest of us.
9 March, 2010
1396 views
|
Weird swimsuits - These guys give them a "win"
9 March, 2010
4662 views | 1 favorite
|
Hawaii - When you are born there, it makes you an American.
8 March, 2010
851 views | 1 favorite
|
Socialized medicine - Palin's family stole it from Canada while she grew up. They couldn't afford coverage otherwise. Good for her, but bad for you.
8 March, 2010
2287 views | 1 favorite
|
Baby oil - The only way you'd let this
slip through your fingers.
8 March, 2010
3530 views | 2 favorites
|
Spring Break - The new line of Coeds just came in.
7 March, 2010
4411 views | 2 favorites
|
Yoko ono - Damn, that's some fine plastic surgery.
7 March, 2010
1798 views
|
Dress codes - Sorry ladies- Those tops don't match your bottoms. I'm afraid you'll have to take them off.
7 March, 2010
2108 views
|
That look - "Wow, I went home with you last night?
That must have been some party."
7 March, 2010
2638 views | 3 favorites
|
Gay test - Fail, Fail, a thousand times fail.
6 March, 2010
4534 views
|
The Dude - Abides
6 March, 2010
602 views | 1 favorite
|
Rugs - They can really tie a room together
6 March, 2010
674 views
|
Walter - He doesn't roll on Shabbos.
6 March, 2010
628 views | 2 favorites
|
Depression - Realizing this loser was the best you could do.
5 March, 2010
7187 views
|
Perfect ass - The search continues...
5 March, 2010
7365 views | 6 favorites
|
Cartoon figures - They aren't just on cartoons.
5 March, 2010
3842 views | 3 favorites
|
G.I. Joe Cosplay - The Baroness has a thing for military privates.
And knowing is half the battle.
5 March, 2010
4640 views | 3 favorites
|
Screw avatar - There's only a couple of things I want to see in 3D.
5 March, 2010
1972 views
|
Ignorance - Market deregulation and options trading (capitalism) caused our problems, and our staunch support of Saudi Arabia's Ruling class helped cause 9/11. But believe what you want. Enjoy your bliss.
3 March, 2010
950 views
|
Bikini math - A blonde with nice boobs is equal to a brunette with epic boobs.
3 March, 2010
6066 views | 3 favorites
|
Tongue studs - If you know what they're for,
you know why they're awesome.
3 March, 2010
2539 views | 3 favorites
|
Football - Are you going to play touch or tackle?
3 March, 2010
1381 views | 1 favorite
|
Fishing - If you want to make the big catch,
you need to use the right bait.
3 March, 2010
2179 views | 1 favorite
|
Tattoos - How chicks show the world they like to party.
3 March, 2010
3023 views | 4 favorites
|
Boom! - Headshot
2 March, 2010
2031 views | 3 favorites
|
Girlfriend material - 1. She's hot
2. She's got a sense of humor
3. She's drinking a Bud, so she has poor taste.
2 March, 2010
3691 views | 2 favorites
|
This Family - really sucks
2 March, 2010
1545 views
|
Bondage - Sometimes it's easy to spot the fans.
2 March, 2010
6344 views | 3 favorites
|
