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Sausage fest - Well that explains everything. 3 November, 2009 538 views	It's croatia - A soldier from Croatia is a Croatian soldier. 2 November, 2009 603 views	Taking things literally - It's what I see every time I read the label! 2 November, 2009 170 views	The ignorant - Aw isn't he stupid and self-righteous? Not the homeless guy, the ass who felt all high and mightier. 27 September, 2009 780 views	My mom said it was Aunt Flow. But I guess she brought some friends. 26 September, 2009 1296 views
Thank goodness - My johnson was just about out of control. 21 September, 2009 672 views	Sesame street - One of these things is not the same as the rest. 8 September, 2009 5624 views \| 2 favorites	Poor planning - It can turn away business - or bring in seedier customers. 8 September, 2009 1818 views	Photobomber - And this time it doesn't ruin the moment - it makes it funny. 8 September, 2009 2238 views \| 1 favorite	I said stop!!! - Hey does anyone speak Ausralian? This thing isn't listening. 7 September, 2009 1675 views \| 2 favorites
Honesty - Maybe the best policy, but it's not very friendly. 7 September, 2009 2548 views	Wtf? really wtf? - What the hell are you talking about? Paranoid much? 7 September, 2009 2398 views	D bag - Yeah, This outfit just screams douchebag. 7 September, 2009 1814 views	Grandma made it - But uh... Does that thing go on the inside or out? 7 September, 2009 3390 views \| 2 favorites	College football - I don't even care who's playing anymore. 7 September, 2009 3862 views \| 1 favorite
OMG! For reals? - Zombies are real right? 16 August, 2009 1568 views \| 1 favorite	Ya think? - I'm thinking it was the Vicodin, Percocet, Xanax, Valium, and oh yeah, the cocaine they found in his blood! 16 August, 2009 2109 views	Surely wrong - This is a mule not an ass. 16 August, 2009 984 views \| 1 favorite	Damn dog! - I always get stuck doing his chores. 16 August, 2009 2079 views	The scout thing - Scuse me miss. I'm a scout and I'd like to help you cross the street. 16 August, 2009 5286 views \| 5 favorites
Pink! - It just screams girlie doesn't it? 16 August, 2009 4903 views	Fun with foam - Not only fun, but often practical. Right? Or is it just me? 16 August, 2009 7119 views \| 3 favorites	Toasted Buns - I've always been partial to toasted buns. 16 August, 2009 6397 views \| 5 favorites	Ape fight? - I have no idea what that is, but I'd still like to be there. 16 August, 2009 5231 views \| 6 favorites	Oh! Twins! - Aren't they cute?! 16 August, 2009 5857 views \| 2 favorites
I like breasts! - The drumstick is my second choice. 16 August, 2009 4108 views \| 1 favorite	Damn airbags! - They obviously aren't working properly. 16 August, 2009 1576 views	Take a break - Lifting all that weight must make you tired. 16 August, 2009 4507 views \| 1 favorite	Why usps is broke - The post office spent billions putting Lojack in the mail trucks because they don't trust employees to do their jobs. Now they will watch the post office go out of business through that scope. 16 August, 2009 1149 views	When you see it.. - you'll shit yourself. 16 August, 2009 4821 views
Beauty is in the eye.. - of the beholder. Wow, that beholder must have some fucked up eyes. 16 August, 2009 2786 views	Awwwwwe! - Most conjoineds aren't usually so cute. 16 August, 2009 1255 views	Omg! am i hungry - Or am I just fascinated? Is it dry bread or is the name for real? 16 August, 2009 1406 views	Photo Bomber in reverse - A bomber's photo enhanced by a group of beach going honies. 15 August, 2009 5511 views \| 5 favorites	You give it your best - And life still wants to mess with you. Keep trying! 15 August, 2009 2320 views \| 2 favorites
Uh oh - Are you sure this one is ours? 15 August, 2009 1405 views	Are you sure? - Why would Air Farce One be there if it's not a photoshop? 15 August, 2009 2246 views	Poor pugsley - The whole time he had a tingle. It was a woody, but poor Pugsley was never able to see it. 15 August, 2009 3200 views \| 1 favorite	I smell fish! - Hey guys. Why does it smell like fish in here? 15 August, 2009 3107 views	Gay test failure - John, the guy with glasses seems to be gazing at the wrong thing, yeah, the other guy. 15 August, 2009 3856 views \| 1 favorite
Suzie pedophile doll - Just what the pedo ordered. Even the hand is made to suit the pedo. How freaky is this thing!? 15 August, 2009 3610 views	Forget chicken fingers - I'll take an order of 100 tiny chickens please. Are they stuffed or will I need to order a side? 15 August, 2009 1110 views	So many women - But why do they cling like this? 15 August, 2009 2577 views	Support art - I would love to have a shirt like that on me. 15 August, 2009 4620 views \| 4 favorites	JUst plain hot - A beautiful smile and a latex bra. Just hot. 15 August, 2009 4180 views \| 5 favorites
Epic b&w ass - Is that artistic? 15 August, 2009 2962 views \| 4 favorites	Basket of fun - She looks a little sad. Any ideas? 15 August, 2009 4393 views \| 5 favorites	Epic beach ass - I need to move to where there are beaches! 15 August, 2009 4359 views \| 6 favorites	Epic fishing - Why not? Boobs go anywhere. 15 August, 2009 3828 views \| 2 favorites	Another epic ass - And the search continues. 15 August, 2009 3507 views \| 7 favorites
Stem cells suck! - Leave those things alone! I am supposed to be a duck. Now I'm going to tip your boat over and eat your ass. 14 August, 2009 1793 views \| 3 favorites	Ribbit my ass! - I am about to eat me something. 14 August, 2009 1416 views \| 2 favorites	They plump! - I'm not sure if it's from touching them or cooking them though. 14 August, 2009 1585 views	Always have cash - You never know when you won't be able to get into that pay toilet! OOPS - too late. 12 August, 2009 6082 views	Sea Shepherd Fail - Where were you Sea Shepherd? 12 August, 2009 5732 views \| 1 favorite
I'm OK to drive - Famous last words. Stay alive. Don't drive drunk. 12 August, 2009 2741 views	Gimme one good reason - OK. One good reason you shouldn't drive drunk. 12 August, 2009 2973 views	What Owl? - Oh. That owl. I didn't know owls liked rice. 12 August, 2009 3784 views	I drive better drunk - No you don't. Don't drive drunk. 12 August, 2009 1949 views	Macs are for pussies - What? I'm just saying. Well my cat likes his Mac. 12 August, 2009 2144 views \| 1 favorite
When you see it... - Things are not always what they seem. 12 August, 2009 5468 views	Sleep on planes? - Not me. I never fall asleep on a plane. You miss all the scenery. 12 August, 2009 1546 views \| 1 favorite	All women? - Someone said all women are. Tilt your head right. 12 August, 2009 2104 views	The perfect ass - I think we can truly stop looking now.This contest is over. 11 August, 2009 6462 views \| 8 favorites	Woody - She's not the only ne with a woody right now. 11 August, 2009 3427 views \| 2 favorites
PHOTOBOMBER - Ruining your photo one, "Gee I wish she was my girlfriend." creepy kid at a time. 10 August, 2009 3323 views \| 1 favorite	Photobomber - Ruining your hot pose one German Shepherd turd at a time. 9 August, 2009 3262 views	Just like sesame street - One of these things is not like the other. Hint: Orange Face! 9 August, 2009 2500 views	PHOTOBOMBER - Ruining your happy party pose one farmer tanned ass at a time. 9 August, 2009 2576 views	Psycho hoff freak - What? No cheeseburger photos? 9 August, 2009 2284 views
Rotslmslao - Maybe he just saw a fat guy in a speedo. Ewe. 9 August, 2009 1941 views	Oh grandma! - You're never too old to be sexy. Ewe. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 9 August, 2009 2613 views	Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! - What was it I heard about reporting things to the White House? 9 August, 2009 3009 views	Zombie protection - Dress the kids in bacon suits and send them one way while you run the other way with your shotgun! 9 August, 2009 1454 views \| 1 favorite	That guy - There always has to be that one guy who will stand out in the crowd. 9 August, 2009 1856 views
Metal detecting - Well that is what I went to the beach for. I just got distracted. 9 August, 2009 4278 views \| 2 favorites	Epic - Yeah. It's just plain epic. 9 August, 2009 4780 views \| 6 favorites	Meemaw - Don't mess with granny. She will fuck you up! 15 July, 2009 3182 views	Think about it - Everything will be extinct eventually. For now toucans will be around as long as there are fruit loops. 15 July, 2009 1518 views	Nature - More awesome than anyone could ever be. 14 July, 2009 2900 views \| 1 favorite
Madam president - 2012. Why not? Someone will have to fix all of the mistakes of the previous 4 years. 14 July, 2009 2210 views	Thank goodness - My johnson was just about out of control. 13 July, 2009 1570 views	Safe haven - One can never be too safe. That's why I have locks on my yard security door. 9 July, 2009 2534 views \| 2 favorites	What the hell!? - Yeah. I'm surprised too. If she had 8 babies what is he going to have? And why is Hillary so shocked? 9 July, 2009 4367 views	Mass transit - Shaolin style. 9 July, 2009 2223 views \| 1 favorite
Brilliant - Yeah. This isn't it. 9 July, 2009 3091 views	Fashion sense - Yeah. You don't have any. 9 July, 2009 2035 views	Epic Ass - The search continues. Shhhh. Don't wake her up. 30 June, 2009 6577 views \| 5 favorites	Spring break - Why didn't they have that when I was in college? 30 June, 2009 7036 views \| 4 favorites	The beach - I love the beach. Even fake ones. 30 June, 2009 4127 views \| 4 favorites
Elephant right? - Yeah. And that man is up in that elephant's ass. 29 June, 2009 1919 views \| 1 favorite	Theyknow - Statues know when a babe is hot. They get all stiff. 28 June, 2009 6459 views \| 4 favorites	My planet now - Earthlings! This planet is no longer yours! 28 June, 2009 2851 views \| 2 favorites	Cool store! - They even have a place just for humping! 28 June, 2009 1979 views \| 1 favorite	Spelling - You're doing it wrong! After a couple hundred other people have been told it's YOU'RE and not YOUR you'd think people would get it. 28 June, 2009 4773 views
Another spelling fail - Those men might be recalling THEIR escapades. THERE is where they might be going afterward. 28 June, 2009 1644 views	Photo bomber fail - You failed to grasp the concept. This is just a kid with 2 hot friends, but there's no bomber in this photo.. 28 June, 2009 4175 views	I agree. - At least I think I do. Can I push the buttons? 28 June, 2009 3293 views	Really? that's it? - That's the best you can come up with? 28 June, 2009 1933 views	When you see it - You'll shit bricks! 28 June, 2009 7749 views
Rock Bottom - You'll know when you it it. 28 June, 2009 4520 views	That's it! - I'm going vegetarian right now. 28 June, 2009 3842 views	When you see it - Well, you get the picture. 28 June, 2009 4850 views	Crying babies - They might get some people and dogs a bit edgy. 28 June, 2009 2267 views	Way too much! - I think that's four times it's been said, but really. Isn't this a bit much? 28 June, 2009 4186 views
To what? - Oh you must have meant TOO! Too means also. TO means in the direction of. 28 June, 2009 1492 views	Photoshop - You're doing it terribly bad! 28 June, 2009 2833 views	Golf right? yeah. - OMG! I am so about to take up golf. 28 June, 2009 3797 views \| 5 favorites	Rock Bottom - You'll know you hit it once you come to. Then you'll realize when the toilet broke off the wall you hit rock bottom one more again 27 June, 2009 2760 views	Tiny pistol - Sounds like somebody has one. 25 June, 2009 3042 views
Way too much - So now you've heard a guy say that twice. 25 June, 2009 6197 views	Sexy boob drink - You are doing it so wrong. 25 June, 2009 7676 views	The breasts - Yeah that's my favorite part too. Oh, the turkey. No I don't like turkey. 25 June, 2009 5705 views \| 1 favorite	Programmed - Don't say shut up to the poor liberal. He's programmed to say racist, homophobe, hater, and a few other things he doesn't even understand. 25 June, 2009 1848 views	Amusement - It occurs on so many levels here. 25 June, 2009 3200 views
British dogs - The teeth gave it away. 25 June, 2009 3185 views \| 1 favorite	Clean restrooms - Well that's what the sign said anyway. 25 June, 2009 2742 views	Go back now! - Put that shit beer back and get Budweiser - NOW! 25 June, 2009 2372 views	Dude! - You're supposed to do that in the woods. We're bears. 25 June, 2009 2985 views \| 3 favorites	Without trees - This poor girl would fall down. Support your local forester. 25 June, 2009 5211 views \| 3 favorites
Caviar - It smells like caviar. Fishy smells are for common people. 25 June, 2009 1780 views	Oh hell no! - That's too much thrill. 25 June, 2009 4297 views	Chicks - Sometimes they act just like dudes. 25 June, 2009 6210 views \| 2 favorites	I love baseball - Mom it was so awesome. I love baseball. Can dad and I go again? Please!? 25 June, 2009 5802 views	What scares you most? - The machete or the guy wielding the machete? 25 June, 2009 4263 views \| 1 favorite
Contagious - There is nothing more contagious than the smile or the laugh of a baby. But the flowers really need to go. 25 June, 2009 1641 views	That twin fantasy - Yeah. It still lingers in my brain. 24 June, 2009 7591 views \| 7 favorites	Monumental! - Nuff said. 24 June, 2009 2396 views	Photo bomber - Ruining your beach kiss photo one cardboard bone at a time. 24 June, 2009 7177 views \| 1 favorite	Photo bomber - Ruining a great sex scene one strange looking man in a green shirt at a time. 24 June, 2009 4698 views
Too hot - That's what the fan is for. 24 June, 2009 7037 views \| 3 favorites	Bungee cords - 3 for a dollar just about anywhere. 24 June, 2009 2286 views	Strip solitaire - Not nearly as fun as strip poker. So can I watch? 24 June, 2009 5146 views \| 4 favorites	Cute as a button - And I want to push the button. 24 June, 2009 7129 views \| 2 favorites	Soccer moms - Now you understand my love for the game. 24 June, 2009 8292 views \| 3 favorites
Suddenly - I love Christina Aguilara's music a lot. 24 June, 2009 5341 views	Get used to this - Soon we will over regulate ourselves out of our parks, our parking lots, our SUVs, food, shelter, and happiness. Thanks Mr. Obama and crew. 24 June, 2009 3025 views	Camouflage - So is the mouse pretending to be a snake or what? 24 June, 2009 2902 views	They see me rollin' - And they hatin'. 24 June, 2009 3194 views \| 2 favorites	Photobomber - Ruining a perfect scenario one drooling idiot at a time. 24 June, 2009 10106 views \| 1 favorite
Step aside - I'll do the spanking around here. 23 June, 2009 6550 views \| 4 favorites	Sesame street - One of the girls watching the male dancer is not like the others. 23 June, 2009 4675 views	Irony - It's ironic 23 June, 2009 4439 views	Cotton! - Ain't that Hank's dad Cotton from King of the Hill? That little sawed off redneck hater. 23 June, 2009 2245 views	Suicide bomb - For this I just might. 21 June, 2009 4768 views \| 1 favorite
You said baton - It turned out to be a joint that was passed. 21 June, 2009 1882 views	Father's job? - My guess is he's a plumber. 21 June, 2009 6946 views	Smart!? Smart!? - You can't have sex with smart, but blondes - yeah. You can. 21 June, 2009 6245 views	Masturbation - You better stop it because it's not just hairy palms anymore. 21 June, 2009 5215 views	SPELL - Even God can. 21 June, 2009 2231 views
What is this!? - Anime or real, either way it is frightening. 20 June, 2009 4941 views	The grease! - I can almost smell it through the interweb. 20 June, 2009 2560 views	Birdus Urinals - But be careful. If you piss in his mouth he will snap at you. 20 June, 2009 1828 views	Polished Statue - But only the ones that were in reach. Boobs. 20 June, 2009 2217 views	Hangover - It doesn't always have to be about alcohol. Damn is that a crack? 20 June, 2009 2546 views
Rock Bottom - You hit it and your friends left you out in it. 20 June, 2009 3219 views	When you see it - You'll shit bricks and be mad but maybe thy didn't realize it when they bought it. Whatever. 20 June, 2009 8015 views	School girls - You still think it's such a cool fantasy dead guy? 20 June, 2009 7884 views \| 1 favorite	Half dead - If you were anywhere besides your back woods redneck trailer you'd be completely dead - in seconds. 20 June, 2009 2744 views	It's species - Inter-species. You see, races are all within one species so inter-racial doesn't fit here. 20 June, 2009 2348 views
BURNOUT - Not always spinning your tires. 20 June, 2009 3283 views	Notice - I hope you noticed. 20 June, 2009 2074 views	Douche! - It seemed appropriate. 20 June, 2009 3262 views	Please help - Apparently these ladies need new shirts. Something keeps tearing theirs open. 20 June, 2009 7264 views \| 4 favorites	Monkeys score - And to think some people believe we evolved from them! 20 June, 2009 2940 views
Oh my god! - That's the last time he'll give you the keys. 20 June, 2009 4388 views \| 1 favorite	I give up - Where in the world are mating soft shell hog-nosed turtles worshiped and why? 20 June, 2009 3069 views	Targets - For our pea shooters at the county fair. Did I mention that banned for life from the fair thing? 20 June, 2009 3231 views	Ummm beer - Oh hey ladies when did you get here? 20 June, 2009 4875 views	Hazardous waste alert - How concerned am I supposed to be? Ohhhhh shit. 20 June, 2009 1975 views
Run miami! - The moon is going to crush you! 20 June, 2009 2255 views	Baboon Heart You - I just threw up in my mouth a little. 20 June, 2009 1787 views	What epic is it? - Okay experts. Is it epic ass or epic tits? You tell me. 20 June, 2009 2975 views	Rock bottom - You don't always need to hit it. Sometimes it hits you. 20 June, 2009 2588 views	WTF!? - In this case it could be WHO or WHAT is this? 20 June, 2009 2230 views \| 1 favorite
B.F.F. - I'd love to have them as my bff. Well at least until they start to sag. Then I'll get new ones. 20 June, 2009 5765 views \| 1 favorite	My life is ruined - I will never be able to flirt again. Just burn my eyes out! 20 June, 2009 3663 views	Sorry sweety - I'll wipe that off later. 20 June, 2009 4321 views \| 2 favorites	VERY STRANGE - Yet somewhat arrousing. 20 June, 2009 2892 views	I can't hear you - Over the sound of my own awesomeness. 20 June, 2009 1976 views
Looking up - Things are looking up. A couple things - uh - up. 20 June, 2009 4316 views	Good idea - I'm guessing this is exactly what you were thinking about too. 19 June, 2009 5571 views	Smells fishy - Oh yeah. It's those fish huh? 18 June, 2009 4729 views \| 1 favorite	For pickled eggs - Kids love pickled eggs don't they? 18 June, 2009 1448 views	Beer! - Yeah, I didn't see it at first either. 18 June, 2009 6498 views \| 2 favorites
Girl kiss fail - That chick better be a vampire or there is no explanation for this. 18 June, 2009 4694 views	Beercycle - Yeah I want one of these. 18 June, 2009 2500 views \| 1 favorite	Waves - What waves were you talking about? 18 June, 2009 5677 views \| 8 favorites	Cheeky - I always wondered what those British people meant by that. 18 June, 2009 4416 views	Braless! - Oh! It is a guy? Has anyone told him? 18 June, 2009 7297 views
That test? - Yeah. They failed. 18 June, 2009 1932 views	Pussy - Yeah. That's not what they meant. 18 June, 2009 3945 views	You mean hemp - Pot has these big things on them called BUDS! 18 June, 2009 2284 views \| 1 favorite	The throat dude - Lighten up on the throat 15 June, 2009 2287 views	Dad is rich - How else cold something like this happen? 15 June, 2009 5396 views
That dollar i owe you - It's right here buddy. 15 June, 2009 10827 views	Golf is not hard - I don't know why anyone would think so. 15 June, 2009 2743 views	The tree man. - He wants to tell you something. 15 June, 2009 3255 views \| 3 favorites	Photobomber. - Ruining your portrait one overstuffed camel toe at a time. 15 June, 2009 3468 views \| 1 favorite	Go West young man - Now I know why they say that! 15 June, 2009 6220 views \| 2 favorites
Ditto - Yeah. You are sitting on your computer too, so I guess you flunked your own test. 15 June, 2009 5720 views	Hunger - It can make a kid go crazy 15 June, 2009 2678 views \| 1 favorite	Our northern friends - They sure do know how to pick a beauty queen. 15 June, 2009 5408 views \| 3 favorites	Redneck cell phone - Every trailer park should have a couple. 15 June, 2009 3048 views	Shower - You're doing it wrong. Really really wrong. 15 June, 2009 2525 views
Emo headset - Better than stereo, but everything sounds a little whiny. 15 June, 2009 3072 views	Inventive mother - Strangely good music, but sucks at naming kids. 15 June, 2009 1670 views	Uncool - Not all pirates are cool. Some are just mouth breathing seatards. 15 June, 2009 1978 views	Awesomeness - I can hardly hear myself over the sound of her's. 15 June, 2009 4321 views	Sister - Wow! I'm glad she's not mine. 15 June, 2009 7428 views \| 3 favorites
Proof - That uncle Stan was doing more than just playing leap frog with that pig. 14 June, 2009 2886 views	Bedside drawer - Yeah. Use that instead. 14 June, 2009 4481 views \| 1 favorite	Black silk - Yeah. It never looked so good either, especially when it's supposedly lace. 14 June, 2009 4003 views	Winchester 1866 - So if Winchesters have been around since 1866, were zombies not around before 1968? Hmmm. I don't get it. 14 June, 2009 2313 views \| 1 favorite	Uncle stan? - Weren't you supposed to stay at least 100 feet from kids? 14 June, 2009 2120 views
Sea Shepherd - Isn't this kid on the right the captain of that pirate ship? No? Same fly catching mouth I guess. 14 June, 2009 1975 views	Blindly - The way those same 70 million people would follow him into totalitarianism. 14 June, 2009 1878 views	A tattoo is forever - And you don't spell dick s-k-i-n. 14 June, 2009 3514 views	NOt in my house - Perhaps you need to get out more if this is your idea of hot. Not every chick is hot unless you are of course extremely desperate. 14 June, 2009 3002 views	Fail fail - American football players WEAR pads. Grammatically speaking, there is no apostrophe in YOUR. And I dare you to call Butkus fat! 14 June, 2009 1502 views \| 1 favorite
Parenting skills? - WTF were you doing while this was happening mom? 14 June, 2009 1978 views	Meth gets you laid. - After the infection you die and then get laid - in a coffin. 13 June, 2009 2906 views	Ninjas - Because there are 4 of them in this photo. 13 June, 2009 4889 views	Interchangeable? - Epic and fat are the same? 13 June, 2009 11795 views	Spam? Here? Really? - You could probably fuck up a wet dream. 13 June, 2009 1777 views
Dumbasses - Marshmallows come from dumbasses who put the picture online with the word right on it and then spell it wrong! 13 June, 2009 1597 views	Cartoon - So if you are turned on the least bit by this, not only have you failed the gay test, but you're just a plain failure. 13 June, 2009 4359 views	Future - This kid has one in the porn industry. 13 June, 2009 2936 views	Confusion - Why are they wearing panties under their panties? No wait - why are they wearing panties? 13 June, 2009 6968 views	Photoshop skills - You doesn't has them. 13 June, 2009 2166 views
Obama's new gm car - So slow roller blades can catch it. The future sucks. 13 June, 2009 2166 views	It's darfur - And it does sit on oil. So your point has kind of lost it's impact. Quit trying to sound intelligent until you've at least studied a little bit. 13 June, 2009 2832 views	Are you kidding me? - Did you really think the person who took this photo wasn't going to put it on the internet?!? 13 June, 2009 3390 views	Historical fail - The photo is like 60 years old. Is this really your best shot at being clever? Most current conservatives weren't alive 60 years ago. 13 June, 2009 2423 views	L.a.m.f.n.m. - Lazy antique mother fucker needs motivation. 13 June, 2009 3385 views
Bluff - In the game of poker convincing the other fools at the table that you aren't really losing is called a bluff. In life it's the same thing. 13 June, 2009 1753 views	In a rush to criticize? - It's a 7 year old made up for Halloween. 13 June, 2009 3652 views	Hmmmm - Should I be worried or is everything okay? 12 June, 2009 2150 views	Life's a beach - And life is good. 12 June, 2009 2983 views	How did they know!? - That thing appeared a lot further away just a minute ago! 12 June, 2009 3991 views
Any porn? - Wow! She's like bronze. 12 June, 2009 2366 views \| 1 favorite	Measure twice - Cut one. :) 12 June, 2009 2432 views	That's not funn...... - Wait. What was I doing? 11 June, 2009 1751 views \| 1 favorite	So awesome! - That's what nature is. 11 June, 2009 2881 views	Don't enturbulate them! - Yeah. You'll laugh once you look it up. 11 June, 2009 2385 views
Fine print - It does say also kills spiders and mites. 11 June, 2009 2384 views	Thanks teacher - But please explain what the hell Facsism is. Is it anything like fascism? 11 June, 2009 1802 views	Bruised ass - Now I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. 11 June, 2009 5188 views	Ninjabe - Nuff said. 11 June, 2009 2140 views	Giant indians! - With giant arrows. 11 June, 2009 2991 views
Okay alex - I'll take Church for 200. 11 June, 2009 1773 views	Gram & gramp - That's what they are to you and you can't wait to get some of their money. You weasel bitch. 11 June, 2009 1956 views	EBay rocks - That's where I got this bullet proof vest and bullet proof gloves. I'm invinceable! 11 June, 2009 2209 views	Sesame street - One of these is not like the others. On second thought, and strange color aside, all 3 are douchebags. 11 June, 2009 1801 views	Is this serious? - Do half the people at protests even know why they are there? 11 June, 2009 2552 views
Oh I get it - The handicap thing should be blue right? 11 June, 2009 6531 views	Zachary - When your breath smells Zachary like another body part -er - down there. 11 June, 2009 3393 views	A Disney movie - Because both of your choices suck. Fortunately in America we aren't just stuck with 2 choices. 11 June, 2009 2570 views	Great - I've never seen anyone BIT a bullet before. 11 June, 2009 2452 views	Dumbass editor - I can't believe the TV station fell for that name! 11 June, 2009 2416 views
San Quentin - Must be remodeling the showers. I see the two at a time policy stuck though. 11 June, 2009 2783 views	Plussed - Being plussed must mean knowing exactly what to do or say. I'd plus you spelled nonplussed, the, and kitty wrong. Maybe only one on purpose, but that's just me plussing. 11 June, 2009 1628 views	Thanks rush - That's good advice, but you shouldn't really point at them. 10 June, 2009 1821 views	Damn Kids - How many times do you have to tell them to close the screen door? 7 June, 2009 2954 views	Emo gang signs! Ha. I laugh. 6 June, 2009 3787 views
Sorry Jimmy. No little brother or sister for you. 6 June, 2009 3079 views	Missionary position - You're doing it wrong. This is the Dead Missionary Position. 1 June, 2009 4655 views \| 1 favorite	Vandalism - A good thing to teach your kids at Denny's??? Proud parents? 1 June, 2009 2492 views	Wow! They read?!? - Alligators are smart. 1 June, 2009 3097 views	Wow! Someone has a hot button - I think he even said his name was Barrack in the first place. 1 June, 2009 1650 views
And........ - Well.....look. 1 June, 2009 6354 views \| 2 favorites	Wow! - T-90MBT is exactly what we call easily destroyed target. Only a dozen huh? 1 June, 2009 3076 views	It's Entendre - But we get the picture anyway 31 May, 2009 4106 views \| 2 favorites	Gay Test - If the first/only thing you notice is hairy arms, you may have failed. 31 May, 2009 5424 views \| 1 favorite	Hazel was a maid - I think the eyes and skin are brown 31 May, 2009 2514 views
Pull my finger - Which one of them said that? 31 May, 2009 2212 views	Yeah right! - Those sunglasses are Foster Grants. Good lookin' out. 31 May, 2009 5129 views	Cheesy grin - Scares most people 31 May, 2009 1373 views	To improve a Mac - Enough said 31 May, 2009 2383 views	Handsome & Fashionable - Yeah, you're doing those wrong too. 31 May, 2009 2330 views
And don't look - begind the sign! 31 May, 2009 2408 views	Kill stupid people - Is that the remedy you were talking about? You're welcome. 31 May, 2009 2445 views	Wow! - Awesome mom! 31 May, 2009 2268 views \| 1 favorite	Haters! - Just so they can point out their differences because that's what they think politics is. 31 May, 2009 1887 views	I before e 'cept after dumb ass - The poster was about spelling! 31 May, 2009 1669 views