WHAT - IN THE NAME OF...
9 July, 2009
5426 views | 2 favorites
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Night Of The Living Dead - The zombie movie of all zombie movies... not only did the black guy die last, he was the hero. I guess you forgot that one.
6 June, 2009
3588 views | 1 favorite
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Moment - M-o-m-e-n-t
5 June, 2009
5554 views
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Hmm... - That would be State's rights, not state's rights, right?
5 June, 2009
2148 views
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But... - Did he really need to with everyone else doing it for him? All he had to do was sit by and let the (not Fox) news stations say what he was better off not saying.
5 June, 2009
2462 views
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Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking.
3 June, 2009
5383 views
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
3 June, 2009
3944 views
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Keep An Open Mind - Ideas can be life-changing. Sometimes all you need to open the door is just one more good idea.
3 June, 2009
4005 views | 1 favorite
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I'm Thinking Penguin Pancakes - Man’s power of choice enables him to think like an angel or a devil, a king or a slave. Whatever he chooses, mind will create and manifest.
3 June, 2009
3059 views | 2 favorites
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Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
3 June, 2009
4464 views
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Engine Ew Ity - Asians have it!
3 June, 2009
2690 views | 1 favorite
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
29 May, 2009
3725 views
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Biguns - Look at the size of her nose... man, how's she ever gonna get a date with a nose like that.
29 May, 2009
11294 views | 5 favorites
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Wallpaper - Your choice in wallpaper always eluded me... until now. Well, not really. But, my, doesn't she have big ones.
29 May, 2009
11705 views | 2 favorites
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Hot Redhead - If you can find a hotter redhead, post her.
29 May, 2009
11869 views | 7 favorites
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Biguns - Look at the size of her nose... man, how's she ever gonna get a date with a nose like that.
29 May, 2009
11783 views | 6 favorites
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Mary Kate and Ashley - Where are they now?
29 May, 2009
2986 views
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It's Not Fair - Johnny got a four-pack of college chicks for his birthday. What did you get?
29 May, 2009
13505 views | 4 favorites
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
29 May, 2009
4820 views | 1 favorite
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Forking - It leads to this!
29 May, 2009
5215 views
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
28 May, 2009
3610 views
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The Twins - For crying out loud I can't think of anything stupid to say... just look at her twins and move along.
28 May, 2009
11547 views | 3 favorites
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Thanks For The Warning - LOL, like that's gonna stop anyone from trying it!
28 May, 2009
4802 views
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Ideas - There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.
28 May, 2009
3959 views
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Mexican Proverb - It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
28 May, 2009
6180 views | 3 favorites
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
28 May, 2009
2820 views | 1 favorite
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Jedi Mind Tricks - For convincing them you don't have a camera and they should go back to doing what they were doing.
28 May, 2009
12094 views | 3 favorites
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Genocide - Giving families a reason to teach their children how to use weapons since the time assholes were invented.
28 May, 2009
3401 views | 1 favorite
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Eye Balm - Soothes painful eyes.
27 May, 2009
10948 views | 9 favorites
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Vengence - Is mine! How do your eyes feel now... HAHAHAHA!!!!
27 May, 2009
6637 views
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Oh Look! - There's another one of those amnesiacs in the back yard!
27 May, 2009
13772 views | 18 favorites
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
26 May, 2009
5470 views | 1 favorite
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Porn - Because porn is... uh...
26 May, 2009
12154 views | 6 favorites
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Porn - Because porn is cuter than "funny"!
26 May, 2009
12470 views | 4 favorites
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So... - What do you call it when black gang members use guns? I'm just curious here... ya gotta call it something... What would that be?
26 May, 2009
3190 views
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Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible!
26 May, 2009
4113 views
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Beggars Can't Be Choosers - I'm not sure if I could get THAT drunk.
26 May, 2009
9070 views | 1 favorite
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Your Wife - Is a fat bitch!
26 May, 2009
4787 views
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Energizer Bunny - The little bastard was only good for one jump!
26 May, 2009
5258 views | 1 favorite
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Aging Gracefully - Who says a withering old fuck coated in tats doesn't look good?
26 May, 2009
4785 views
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Super Pig - If drugs were legal we wouldn't have any Super Pigs!
26 May, 2009
3819 views
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Shadow People - They rape you!
26 May, 2009
5231 views | 1 favorite
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Shadow People - They rape you!
26 May, 2009
4312 views
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Smoking Reefer - Careful kids... you may end up like this!
24 May, 2009
5796 views
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Note To Self - Read more books.
24 May, 2009
13850 views | 6 favorites
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Immorality - The morality of those who are having a better time.
24 May, 2009
13842 views | 11 favorites
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Priorities - She doesn't want you to forget them!
24 May, 2009
10107 views | 3 favorites
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Boobs - Just in case anyone has forgotten the priorities around here.
24 May, 2009
11838 views | 5 favorites
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Braiiiins! - Amusement park zombies must eat braiiins!!!
24 May, 2009
4733 views | 2 favorites
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Marihuana - The only way amoral wankers can get laid!
24 May, 2009
3221 views
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