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POSSE - ---Wouldn't mind having this one after me!!!--- 18 November, 2009 1074 views	PACKERS FANS - Well.... THIS is certainly better than fat hairy guys in cheesehead hats!!! 18 November, 2009 383 views \| 1 favorite	SALES - I have NO idea what's in the bottles... But I would certainly be willing to buy some!!! 18 November, 2009 317 views \| 1 favorite	BEAUTY CONTESTS - Always worth a look.... No matter where they are held!! 18 November, 2009 531 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I've already had three of these drinks, and if you hang around until I finish this one...who knows what may happen!!" 18 November, 2009 479 views
SUMMER CAMP - Wish I'd had one of these in summer camp! ---We could have identified that stuff we were eating.--- 18 November, 2009 140 views	ABSINTHE - The Writers best friend. Hey, if it worked for Hemingway..... 18 November, 2009 308 views	HOT REDHEAD - With whipped cream. ---NOW THIS COULD GET INTERESTING!!!--- 18 November, 2009 513 views \| 2 favorites	SUPERSLUT - ---Clark Kents hoochie little sister. When the street clothes come off guess what SHE does to the bad guys?!!--- 18 November, 2009 946 views \| 1 favorite	HOT REDHEAD WITH TATTS - ---Don't always like tattoos, but this TOTALLY works!!!--- 18 November, 2009 562 views \| 1 favorite
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I hope you've got some Gatorade in the nightstand...you're gonna NEED IT!!" 18 November, 2009 660 views \| 1 favorite	TAXI DRIVER - Apparently...cats watch it too!! "You talkin' to me?!" 18 November, 2009 167 views	HULA HOOPS - Not just for kids anymore.... ---Not just for kids AT ALL!!--- 18 November, 2009 407 views \| 1 favorite	GAUCHOS - ---Now THOSE GUYS know how to throw a party!!!--- 18 November, 2009 323 views \| 1 favorite	POOL PARTIES - --Always worth the trouble!!-- 18 November, 2009 799 views \| 1 favorite
DITA VON TEESE - ---Easy to see why Manson dug her!!!--- 18 November, 2009 546 views	BOLLYWOOD - ---I'd say Hollywood is in for a bit of real competition!!--- 18 November, 2009 562 views \| 2 favorites	RUSSIA - --Looks like tey have taken to the bikini with some real enthusiasm.-- 18 November, 2009 739 views \| 1 favorite	BLIND UNFETTERED AMBITION - I think this guy pretty much EMBODIES the concept!! --Good luck Big Guy...don't forget. proper hydration and pace!!-- 18 November, 2009 567 views \| 1 favorite	BOAT CRASHES - ---Anybody care to guess why they happen?!!--- 18 November, 2009 961 views \| 2 favorites
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "H$!! YES! We've been out here all day just waiting for someone...anyone to ask!!" 18 November, 2009 307 views \| 1 favorite	WINTER SPORTS - --Some are WAY more ionteresting than others!!-- 18 November, 2009 289 views \| 1 favorite	BLACK BUSTIER AND LACE - CLASSIC COMBINATION --A one-two knockout punch!!-- 18 November, 2009 494 views \| 1 favorite	SHOPPING WHILE STONED - --Plain to see...it's NEVER a good idea!!-- 18 November, 2009 397 views	GREAT OUTDOORS - Yeah.... I THINK SO!!! 18 November, 2009 571 views \| 1 favorite
CUBAN CIGARS - --These puppies are almost good enough to inspire a LONG SWIM!!-- 18 November, 2009 175 views	PLUMBERS ASS - --This example could easily wipe out any bad memories from the last time I had to call a real plumber!!-- 18 November, 2009 517 views \| 2 favorites	"NICHE" MOVIES - --Heres how a lot of them begin!!-- 18 November, 2009 490 views	BIKINIS AND SNOWMOBILES - Who Knew they went so well together!! --Course she better be careful, she's hot enough to melt right through the ice if she sits still!!-- 18 November, 2009 285 views \| 1 favorite	LATE SEASON AT THE SLOPES - The operators are trying to bring in the customers. ---Looks like they MIGHT have hit on a winning formula!!--- 18 November, 2009 322 views \| 1 favorite
JAPANESE GAME SHOWS - Now HERE is a reason to order the overseas package on the satellite dish!! ---quality TV-- 18 November, 2009 481 views \| 1 favorite	THE TOMAHAWK MISSLE - --When you absolutely-positiveley have to have it destroyed RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW!!-- 18 November, 2009 153 views	BIKINI HOTTIES IN A KAYAK - Okay.... I just know somebody out there is trying to work in a "little man in the canoe" joke here. --Hey, be my guest.-- 18 November, 2009 355 views \| 1 favorite	COSTUME DESIGN - ---Meagan Fox owes hers a REALLY NICE dinner!!!--- 18 November, 2009 716 views \| 2 favorites	FRONT ROW SEATS - ---As Mr. Sadat found out....front row seats are NOT always the best seats in the house!!--- 18 November, 2009 396 views
DENISE - In a Nurse costume... ---Oh the posibilities!!!!--- 17 November, 2009 218 views	LUCY PINDER - Didn't even know who she was until I logged on tho this site...... BUT I KNOW KNOW!! 17 November, 2009 150 views \| 1 favorite	THE ATOMIUM-BRUSSELS BELGIUM - ---Coolest building in the world!!--- 16 November, 2009 165 views	FACES IN PLACES - Yeah... I've been caught up in that thread! 16 November, 2009 123 views	KAMIKAZE EYES - Take a normal person to the bar and eight or nine drinks later...THIS is what happens. "Oh man, I CAN KICK HIS ASS!!!" --Just stand back and turn on the camcorder!--- 16 November, 2009 117 views
BRAZIL - Man... I LOVE THE PLACE!!! 16 November, 2009 374 views \| 1 favorite	NAUTICAL ACCESORIES - Some are WAY better than others... And this one is just about PERFECT!!! 16 November, 2009 737 views \| 1 favorite	CAVIAR - A guilty pleasure... That's worth the guilt!!! 16 November, 2009 145 views	BIG BABY BLUES - And big bouncy boobs! ---Hope she's not an airhead, be a shamefull waste of beauty if she is!--- 16 November, 2009 1018 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Dinner was great! Now lets gon inside for dessert!!" 16 November, 2009 869 views \| 1 favorite
ENGLAND - Inedible food, Crappy weather, Warm beer....... And yet I'm STILL gonna go get my passport!! 16 November, 2009 1291 views \| 3 favorites	THE ARMBRA - ---Always a welcome treat!!--- 16 November, 2009 519 views	40's CHIC - ---Is it any wonder this look never seems to die out!!--- 16 November, 2009 605 views	HOT FISHING BUDDIES - Here's one! --Insert your favorite "stiff rod" joke here!.-- 16 November, 2009 582 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - /The one that says; "Lets take the top down and go for a ride." 16 November, 2009 454 views \| 1 favorite
TRUE LOVE - THIS gal could easily be mine!!!! That 12 gauge is the icing on the cake. --or pie for you twisted folk out there--- 13 November, 2009 1008 views \| 1 favorite	POOLSIDE - ---Never a dull moment or boring view!!!--- 13 November, 2009 1047 views \| 1 favorite	SEEING DOUBLE - It's NOT always a bad thing! ---no matter what the doctor tells you--- 13 November, 2009 1218 views \| 2 favorites	SEATCOVERS - ---Some are WAY BETTER than others!!--- 13 November, 2009 828 views \| 2 favorites	SAND CASTLES - You Know...... Some people actually come to the beach for Sand Castles!! ---go figure--- 13 November, 2009 1689 views \| 5 favorites
RED RANGE ROVER - I have it on good authority that there IS ONE in this picture....... ---somewhere--- 13 November, 2009 713 views \| 2 favorites	MARKETING - The basics..... ---They'll never fail you!!!--- 13 November, 2009 852 views \| 2 favorites	UNDERBOOB - Apparently.... China has decided to into production! 13 November, 2009 841 views \| 3 favorites	BACON - ---THE DO IT YOURSELF VERSION!!!--- 13 November, 2009 313 views	FOOTBALL - If I didn't like it before... ---I sure do NOW!!!--- 13 November, 2009 714 views \| 2 favorites
.308 LAKE CITY - If you're not gonna roll your own with Match Kings... THIS is the stuff you want! Like the old Phone Co. commercial says "Reach Out....." 13 November, 2009 262 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I love it in the divers' seat...and it won't take me long to make you see that's where I BELONG!!" 13 November, 2009 828 views \| 2 favorites	WELL EQUIPPED GARAGE - You just CAN'T call your Man Cave well equipped until you have one or two of THESE!! 13 November, 2009 574 views \| 3 favorites	BILLIARDS - ---She looks like she could handle a cue!--- 12 November, 2009 711 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Come on in, I don't bite....much." 12 November, 2009 754 views \| 1 favorite
HOTEL HALLWAYS - --If you happen to see THIS in your Hotel Hallway...it's probably time to check out and MOVE!!!-- 12 November, 2009 1114 views \| 3 favorites	THE SHY ONES - --Always seems like it's the shy ones who turn out to be the most fun!!!-- 12 November, 2009 1056 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says:" RUN!! Run fast and run far! Run like your nuts are on fire!!!" 12 November, 2009 537 views	BLACK RHINO - --Okay, this would be the appropriate place for your favorite "make me horny" joke--- 12 November, 2009 633 views \| 1 favorite	SCARLET WEDDING DRESS - --Kinda wonder what THAT says about the Bride!!!-- 12 November, 2009 644 views \| 1 favorite
WEDDING DRESSES - ---Some are WAY BETTER than others!!!--- 12 November, 2009 1243 views \| 3 favorites	STATE THE OBVIOUS - YEAH!!! ---Like you've ever seen it done better!!!--- 12 November, 2009 625 views \| 3 favorites	GRAND PRIX SEASON - ---Even when the cars aren't running, there is ALWAYS something to see!!!--- 12 November, 2009 649 views \| 1 favorite	TOKYO SUBWAYS - ---And people complain about NEW YORK SUBWAYS!!!--- 12 November, 2009 379 views	THE RED CROSS - HEY!... I'm ready to make a donation!!! 12 November, 2009 1088 views \| 1 favorite
EVERYONES SMILING NOW - But the monkey is actually tonights entree... ---It's funny becase none of the three know!!--- 12 November, 2009 231 views \| 1 favorite	BOLLYWOOD MOVIES - Need any more reason to watch?!!! 12 November, 2009 542 views \| 3 favorites	CHINA - They weren't taking any chances with the Olympics TV ratings... ---Were they?!!!--- 12 November, 2009 757 views \| 2 favorites	SUN WORSHIP - ---Here's three REALLY fine examples of the activity!!--- 12 November, 2009 427 views \| 1 favorite	GREAT APES - ---Looks like they are a WHOLE LOT smarter than we give them credit for!!!--- 12 November, 2009 624 views \| 1 favorite
THERE'S SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE - And I'm sure there is someone out there with THIS freaky little festish!! ---Hope I never meet this person!!--- 12 November, 2009 346 views	HOT TUBS - ---Put HER in one and you wouldn't even have to turn on the heater!!!--- 12 November, 2009 687 views \| 1 favorite	SOFA CRASHERS - Some of them you feel like inviting to stay.... ---LIKE THIS ONE!!--- 12 November, 2009 406 views \| 1 favorite	NOCTURNAL WILDLIFE - Gonna buy me some night vision gear... Cause some of it is worth Staying Up for!!! 12 November, 2009 461 views \| 1 favorite	TIDE POOLS - Apparently...... You can find WAY MORE than starfish in them these days!!! 12 November, 2009 265 views \| 1 favorite
YEAH!! - ---I DARE you to tell me you wouldn't be scarfing down like Starvin Marvin too!!!!--- 12 November, 2009 308 views \| 1 favorite	SHRIMP - Why is it I'm suddenly thinking of peel and eat shrimp....... --that's a puzzler-- 12 November, 2009 1122 views \| 3 favorites	MAN CARD - Trust me, you WON'T lose it for doing this! --Besides.....she's probably worth the trouble.-- 12 November, 2009 366 views \| 2 favorites	SMALLVILLE - Never watch it myself..... But NOW I understand why it's so popular! 12 November, 2009 1616 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Rub out my tensions now...and WHO KNOWS what I'll rub out later!" 12 November, 2009 972 views \| 1 favorite
SHE'S HAPPY TO HAVE 'EM! - I'm happy to see 'em! You're happy I posted 'em! --EVERYBODY WINS TODAY!!!-- 12 November, 2009 867 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - ---SORRY!..There is NO WAY IN H#&& I'm gonna hang around to find out what THAT LOOK says!!!--- 11 November, 2009 395 views	INDY RACING - Not the most exciting series in motorsports.... --But who says you go just for the races?!!-- 11 November, 2009 213 views \| 1 favorite	HOTEL ROOMS - ---Now I know why some of them earn FIVE STARS!!!--- 11 November, 2009 411 views	DOUBLE DOWN - And I 'm NOT talking about blackjack here!! --but you probably figured that out on your own-- 11 November, 2009 1676 views \| 1 favorite
RECONSIDER THE CONFIGURATION? - I was thinking more like buy some hearing protection. ---cause you can NEVER, EVER be too fast--- 11 November, 2009 489 views	PHILIP K. DICK - Like Tchaikovskey, Beethoven and Poe..... Proof positive that BATSHIT F'ING CRAZY isn't necessarily a bad thing!!!! 11 November, 2009 149 views	YOUR DAUGHTER - PRAY she never gets involved with something like THIS!!! 11 November, 2009 332 views	HANGOVERS - Time to pay the Piper.... ---Or that THRASH METAL band that's currently onstage in your head!!!--- 11 November, 2009 598 views	FUNNY THING IS - I'm 100% SURE there is a demographic for this product!!! 11 November, 2009 432 views
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Oh you're home early. Thats good cause I'm fresh out of batteries." 11 November, 2009 1139 views \| 3 favorites	PERFECT EYES - Yet another SPECTACULAR example!!! 11 November, 2009 431 views \| 1 favorite	RECREATIONAL VEHICLES - Here's a relly nice acessory!!! --wonder where to buy one-- 11 November, 2009 1839 views \| 4 favorites	POLITICAL JOKES - Here's one from California!! 11 November, 2009 173 views	HEY, WHY NOT - Just as long as the plumber doesn't ask you to help him APPLY THE STUFF!! 11 November, 2009 208 views
SLAPSTICK COMEDY - You MUST respect the masters!!! 11 November, 2009 190 views \| 1 favorite	THE PLUMBER - Too bad they all don't look like this!! --"clean out the pipes" jokes go right here-- 11 November, 2009 767 views \| 3 favorites	THIS!! - I believe its time for a long hot soak!!! 11 November, 2009 944 views \| 1 favorite	PRETTY IN PINK - ---She makes me forget all about the movie!!--- 11 November, 2009 720 views \| 3 favorites	STATING THE OBVIOUS - ---I think THIS may just qualify!!--- 10 November, 2009 342 views
BEING NAZI - ---You're doing it wrong!!!--- 10 November, 2009 456 views	OMFG - I don't even know where to BEGIN with this!!! 10 November, 2009 795 views	JUXTAPOSITION - Yeah.... I think this just about spikes it!!! 10 November, 2009 199 views	POLITICAL JOKES - They're funny as hell.... ---UNTIL THEY GET ELECTED!!--- 10 November, 2009 172 views \| 1 favorite	THE CREEPY NEIGHBORS BIG BOX - Do you REALLY wan't to know whats in it?!!! 10 November, 2009 191 views
MILITARY WEAPONS - Yes they can be designed by complete idiots as well!! 10 November, 2009 266 views	LOSING A BET - The really bad thing about the whole deal is... He didn't make the bet, his FATHER did!!! 10 November, 2009 367 views	POOLSIDE - Here's four really good reasons to hustle out of your hotel room and get down to the pool!! 10 November, 2009 912 views \| 3 favorites	VIKING RAIDERS - Somehow... I've got the feeling we shouldn't be to worried abot this one!!! 10 November, 2009 110 views	JAPAN - Is it ANY WONDER these people are considered the CLASS OF THE PLANET for fireworks?!!! 10 November, 2009 331 views
THE LOTTERY - Just go to VEGAS or ATLANTIC CITY... The odds are better and the drinks are free!! Besides that, they have buffets, and shows and hookers and..... 10 November, 2009 145 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I am really in touch with the idea of horizontal...wanna go back to the room and get in touch with it yourself?!" 10 November, 2009 877 views \| 1 favorite	WHAT I'M WONDERING IS - How in the name of Hell do people come up with stuff like this in the first place?!! 10 November, 2009 354 views	HONESTY - Always Refreshing! Sometimes disgusting.... ---but always refreshing--- 10 November, 2009 166 views	PINK LACE - And cleavage to die for.... WINNING COMBINATION!!! 10 November, 2009 716 views \| 2 favorites
VIDEOCAMERA - Somebody get a VIDEOCAMERA.... This is SO gonna be the video I show his first girlfriend!!! 10 November, 2009 305 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Treat me right and that banana you had at breakfast wont be the ONLY yellow thing you peel today!" 10 November, 2009 521 views \| 1 favorite	WOMEN IN UNIFORM - --How come they didn't look like this while I was in?!!-- 10 November, 2009 626 views \| 2 favorites	SOME PEOPLE - ---Just don't like to let inconveniences spoil their weekend!!!--- 10 November, 2009 286 views \| 1 favorite	BACKING AWAY - I AM!!! ---don't even want to KNOW what this is all about, much less follow the instructions!!--- 10 November, 2009 1038 views
THERMONUCLEAR WEAPONS - ---When NOTHING else seems to be getting through to them, a hydrogen bomb will get their attention--- 10 November, 2009 276 views	BLACK VELVET - Smooth and sexy.... ---And goes well with cleavage too!--- 10 November, 2009 419 views \| 1 favorite	BOOTH BABES - I don't know what they're selling... BUT I'M READY TO BUY!!! 10 November, 2009 729 views \| 2 favorites	CHAPERONES - ---I'd think twice about these three!!!--- 10 November, 2009 525 views \| 1 favorite	BONANZAS - Normally I'm not into ANYTHING with the title Bonanza... But in THIS case, I am TOTALLY THERE!!! 10 November, 2009 776 views \| 1 favorite
COUGAR - RUN, before she eats you alive!!! --or don't, stay and die smiling-- 10 November, 2009 892 views \| 2 favorites	UGLY, LOUD AND KINDA SMELLY - BUT, guess what....... In six to eight months, these little fellows turn into BACON!!! 10 November, 2009 182 views \| 1 favorite	START THE DAY RIGHT - Man... If you woke up next to HER every morning, a good start would be an everyday SLAM DUNK!!! 10 November, 2009 750 views \| 3 favorites	HAPPY GORGEOUS SMILE - You know what... A smile like this one covers up for a LOT of other deficits-REALLY!! 10 November, 2009 434 views \| 1 favorite	HOSED - Sometimes..... It's NOT a bad thing!!! 10 November, 2009 583 views \| 1 favorite
BUFFET - Only problem is..... You eat at THIS one and you may leave with some unwanted takeout!!! 10 November, 2009 514 views \| 2 favorites	LITTLE RED DRESS - Nothing else screams "Not quite off duty hooker" like the little red dress!! 10 November, 2009 427 views \| 2 favorites	HIGH MAINTENENCE - YEAH!!.....BOTH OF THEM!!! ---but probably worth it--- 10 November, 2009 665 views \| 2 favorites	WELL!!! - All I can say is.... "Can't wait to get back to the interrogation room!!!" 10 November, 2009 362 views \| 2 favorites	SCOTLAND - Well....... This makes up for three days of GUYS IN KILTS!!! 10 November, 2009 659 views \| 3 favorites
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I locked myself out of my room, can I come back to yours?" ---JACKPOT!--- 10 November, 2009 489 views \| 2 favorites	GIVING 'EM WHAT THEY WANT - THIS gal could very well write a new texbook!!! ---Yeah, she's doing it right--- 10 November, 2009 625 views \| 2 favorites	PHOTOBOMBERS - Those two guys ruining a GREAT four-way bikini shot!! 10 November, 2009 674 views \| 1 favorite	NAZI HOOKERS - ---Don't know wetehr to RUN or REACH FOR MY WALLET!!!--- 10 November, 2009 812 views \| 3 favorites	LOOKS LIKE .30-06 TO ME - ---You're welcome--- 10 November, 2009 1246 views
THE MORGUE - --Insert your favorite "stiffy every day" joke here--- (Sorry..this one's morbid, but irresistable!!) 10 November, 2009 259 views \| 2 favorites	BACON - Holy CRAP! ---We have found the MOTHER LODE!!!-- 10 November, 2009 589 views \| 1 favorite	ROCK BOTTOM - ---In STEREO!!--- 10 November, 2009 658 views	DRESSING FOR WORK - Some women have it down to an Art!!! ---like her--- 10 November, 2009 1002 views \| 3 favorites	COME HITHER LOOK - And over the shoulder to boot! ---talented woman this one--- 10 November, 2009 1088 views \| 3 favorites
CUTLERY - THIS GUY is doing it right!!! --no question about it!--- 10 November, 2009 614 views	THE DIVE BAR - Everyone should both know of and be welcome in at least ONE honest dive bar!!! 10 November, 2009 432 views	THE ROACH COACH - ---Eating off these things is one of those things you enjoy....BUT WOULD NEVER ADMIT DOING!!--- 10 November, 2009 237 views	COLOR COORDINATION - ---They couldn't be doing much HOTTER!!!--- 9 November, 2009 261 views	THE BEACH - You just never know what you are likely to find down on the beach!! 9 November, 2009 236 views
WHEN ENGINEERS DIVIDE BY ZERO - ---It can look like this!!--- 9 November, 2009 804 views	GAMBLING - If you're into it.... THIS might be worth a roll of the dice!! 9 November, 2009 411 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Oh crap..I missed a pill!!" ---Pray you NEVER see it!--- 9 November, 2009 381 views \| 1 favorite	THE AIRBUS A-380 - Just think! Tenerife casualty numbers with only one airplane! --Gotta wonder about this one-- 9 November, 2009 259 views	HOT REDHEAD - In red!! Yet another great example of THAT theme!! 9 November, 2009 746 views \| 2 favorites
I'M DONE - --Tell the Director I'll be in my trailer!!!!-- 9 November, 2009 186 views \| 1 favorite	OPPOSABLE THUMBS - We don't need no opposable thumbs!!! 9 November, 2009 317 views \| 1 favorite	SAMURAI RACCONS! - Now maybe we can FINALLY get rid of thos Yakuza Opossums living down the street!!! 9 November, 2009 302 views \| 1 favorite	BRIDALWEAR - ---This is the new Staright to the Honeymoon line--- 9 November, 2009 1150 views \| 3 favorites	HAPPY WOMEN - Cause an unhappy woman, no matter how hot.... Just isn't attractive! 9 November, 2009 751 views \| 2 favorites
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Shut up, I'm leading tonight." 9 November, 2009 728 views \| 3 favorites	ASSHAT - Well..... THIS sure takes it to a whole new level!!! 9 November, 2009 169 views	LIFESAVERS - ---Why is it I suddenly feel like eating a lifesaver?!!--- 9 November, 2009 883 views	BOOYAH!! - ---WE FINALLY GET TO GO DIRECT TO SITE ON MOTPHOT!!!--- 9 November, 2009 158 views	CHEAP BEER - There are guys out there who will do just about ANYTHING to get it!!! ---Like THESE five!--- 9 November, 2009 411 views \| 1 favorite
EXCITEMENT - Someone is about to reach a WHOLE NEW depth of meaning for the word!!! 9 November, 2009 344 views	EXPLOSIVES - Second Grade Educations and tribal fundamentalism.... --Art and History end up suffering!-- 9 November, 2009 368 views \| 1 favorite	TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS - --This is how you do it!!!-- 9 November, 2009 349 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Receptions over...take your vitamins and let's start the honeymoon" 9 November, 2009 996 views \| 3 favorites	CRYPTOGRAPHY - ---A puzzling subject!!!--- 9 November, 2009 272 views \| 1 favorite
THE NUTCRACKER - Not what Tchaikovsky was thinking about, I'm sure..... ---He'd probably be SCARED of this!!--- 9 November, 2009 426 views	UNDERBOOB - She has it by the bucket!! --Rule Britania!-- 9 November, 2009 967 views	LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE - WOW!!! --Even the ZEBRAS are hot!!-- 9 November, 2009 441 views \| 2 favorites	POST GAME - WOW!!! --This is WAY BETTER than a post game handshake!!-- 9 November, 2009 556 views \| 1 favorite	SENT TO THE CORNER - Somehow it just just doesn't seem so bad now!!! 9 November, 2009 680 views \| 4 favorites
JOHN WAYNE & DEVO - Kinda like BBQ Sauce and Ice Cream... Two of my faves that DON"T MIX WELL!!! 9 November, 2009 182 views \| 1 favorite	JETHRO TULL - Bringing the goods since 1969!! ---Now THIS is classic rock!!--- 9 November, 2009 175 views	HURLING - 100mph balls, heavy sticks swung at face level and absolutely no protective gear at all..... ---HEY, I'll WATCH!!!--- 9 November, 2009 208 views \| 1 favorite	WARS - If we still fought them like THIS, maybe we wouldn't have as many!! 9 November, 2009 485 views	FAMILY - ---Every family has at least ONE of these!!!--- 9 November, 2009 184 views
FULL THROTTLE- KNEE DRAGGING - ---Now THIS is how to spend a weekend!!!--- 9 November, 2009 196 views	WHITE LIGHTNING/WITBLITZ - Looks like America and South Africa have something in common!!! 9 November, 2009 179 views \| 1 favorite	SHOOTING THE PIER - Yeah, it's fun....... But here's a WHOLE NEW reason to give it a try!! 9 November, 2009 1104 views \| 5 favorites	EXPLOSIVES DISPOSAL - Kinda like puzzle boxes... For the COMPLETELY INSANE!!! 9 November, 2009 346 views \| 1 favorite	FOSTERS VS. SWAN - Apparently..... The Kiwis have decided to weigh in on the issue!!! 9 November, 2009 158 views
POLITICAL QUALIFICATIONS - Apparently..... There really aren't many required! 9 November, 2009 277 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I'm carnivorous, and I haven't eaten all day!!" 9 November, 2009 539 views \| 2 favorites	CLINT EASTWOOD - The Animal Kingdom has its equivalents... ---Like THIS fellow!!--- "Go ahead, make my day!" 9 November, 2009 177 views \| 2 favorites	AUSTRALIANS - Always fun loving....always EASY to spot. ---Man, I just love hanging around with that lot!!--- 9 November, 2009 369 views \| 1 favorite	SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK - Around the Mediterranean, It means something COMPLETELY different... ---and totally tasty!!--- 9 November, 2009 369 views \| 1 favorite
PARTY ANIMALS - ---Sometimes they make themselves EASY to spot!!!--- 9 November, 2009 293 views	COMEDY MATERIAL - Some things just JUMP into jokes.... This product is one of them!! 9 November, 2009 149 views	NATURES WARNING - She gives them for a reason.... And it's ALWAYS a good idea to heed them!! 9 November, 2009 259 views	JAPAN - It isn't all sake and kiminos..... Although the sake probably helped bring THIS about!! 9 November, 2009 408 views	CRICKET - Hey... If you ever needed a reason to be interested, HERE IT IS! 9 November, 2009 832 views \| 1 favorite
TIME - --Someone has way to much of it!!!-- 9 November, 2009 281 views	LADY GAGA - ---Why do people watch?!!--- 9 November, 2009 1911 views \| 1 favorite	SOME PEOPLE - Just don't know where to draw the line in the kitchen!!! 8 November, 2009 372 views	COMMERCE - I'm all for having kids start early.... But ONLY if they understand the basic principals!!!! 8 November, 2009 361 views \| 1 favorite	TRUE LOVE - It is possible to find.... And I believe I just found mine!! 8 November, 2009 626 views
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "SURE...whatever you feel like doing." --when you get it, it's a gift-- 8 November, 2009 645 views \| 1 favorite	HOTEL ROOMS - ---Some are WAY BETTER APPOINTED than others!!!--- 8 November, 2009 774 views \| 1 favorite	LEGOLAND - Heres the exhibit you probably want the kids to skip!!! 8 November, 2009 812 views	BARBEQUES AND FIREARMS - Hey- Why not combine your favorites.....double your pleasure!!! 8 November, 2009 293 views	LEATHER - Never considered it as a bikini material.... But you know what, it's kind of HOT!! 8 November, 2009 676 views \| 2 favorites
MID-RACE BAILOUT - Never, Ever, Ever a good thing!!! --physical therapy anyone, how about orthopedic surgery-- 8 November, 2009 317 views	MISTER TOADS WILD RIDE - ---It's not just a childrens story anymore!!!--- 8 November, 2009 394 views	AMAZING - Absolutely amazing.... And how generous of her to put them out there for everyone to enjoy!!! 8 November, 2009 1613 views \| 1 favorite	GINORMOUS BEER - I can see this ending with a brand new Rock Bottom post!!! 8 November, 2009 311 views \| 1 favorite	AIRBORNE - It's not such a bad thing.... ---WHEN YOU DO IT IN AN AIRPLANE!!!--- 8 November, 2009 274 views
HUSHPUPPIES - Start frying the damn hushpuppies..... Buckets and buckets of hushpuppies!!! 8 November, 2009 364 views	MATCHING OUTFITS - Yeah....they have them. --Not the only thing that matches, I see at least four more identical things!!-- 8 November, 2009 1410 views \| 2 favorites	BACKUP - Gonna need the rest of the team for this mission!!! --And thats okay, what are friends for anyway?!!-- 8 November, 2009 972 views \| 2 favorites	SANTAS HELPER - Never did a thing for me.... ---UNTIL I SAW THIS!!!!--- 8 November, 2009 808 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says;" My IQ is smaller than my Hat Size...but I know it's not conversation you're looking for tonight!!" 8 November, 2009 863 views \| 3 favorites
PATRIOTISM - I've always been a big believer in patriotism.... But this is beyond the call of duty!!! 8 November, 2009 577 views \| 1 favorite	BIG GUNS - I see three of them..... Two are nicer than the third one!!! 8 November, 2009 362 views	FOUR OF A KIND - ---Tokyo style!!--- 8 November, 2009 818 views \| 2 favorites	T-TOPS - Man....... You never know WHAT is liable to pop out of one!! 8 November, 2009 473 views \| 1 favorite	BIG GUNS - Okay.... --Now would be the time and place for your favorite big guns joke!!-- 8 November, 2009 630 views \| 1 favorite
SEEING SPOTS - Yeah..... I could see these causing you to see spots!! 8 November, 2009 636 views \| 4 favorites	SMILING - He should be... Guess what He was doing les than a minute or two ago!! 8 November, 2009 746 views	HOT BABES IN LATEX - They're just like a lot of fruits and vegetables..... You have to PEEL them before the fun begins!! 8 November, 2009 721 views \| 1 favorite	HOT CRAZY CHICKS - A total roll of the dice.... But what the hell...you gamble in Vegas too, don't you?!! 8 November, 2009 425 views \| 1 favorite	WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY - ---One should NEVER hesitate to open them!!!--- 8 November, 2009 663 views \| 2 favorites
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "We have the cabana for a whole week...I hope you have a CREATIVE streak cause I'm easily bored!" 8 November, 2009 496 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I'm JUST crazy enough to be totally interesting!!" 8 November, 2009 580 views	SURE YOU ARE - But the average guy can put up with Lorena Boobbit in exchange for one night of excitement!! 8 November, 2009 522 views	HEADLIGHTS - They shouldn't be in the middle of the day..... But I don't think ANYONE is going to complain!!! 8 November, 2009 1423 views \| 3 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; " I'm as dumb as Cat S$#@ and if you don't keep an eye on me the dogs may try to bury me!!" 8 November, 2009 999 views \| 1 favorite
PIMP MY RIDE - No, I don't think so....... This is more like plain old fashioned ridiculous!!! 8 November, 2009 377 views	PIMP MY RIDE - ---Scavenger Style--- 8 November, 2009 279 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Look out little man..I'm in just THAT kind of a mood!!" 8 November, 2009 672 views	REDNECKS - Apparently.....They like stretch limosines too! --this would be the place for your "take the whole family to Prom" joke-- 8 November, 2009 551 views	REDNECKS - Apparently.... They like the RV lifestyle too!!! 8 November, 2009 285 views
TOTAL PACKAGE - YUPPERS!! --YOU"RE LOOKING AT IT!!!-- 8 November, 2009 1468 views \| 3 favorites	NEW NEIGHBORS - Pray to GOD.... ---That they never are!!-- 8 November, 2009 671 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I don't care what we do for the rest of the day, it's tonight I care about!!" 8 November, 2009 1026 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Hope your affairs are in order...cause you might not SURVIVE tonight!!" 8 November, 2009 765 views \| 2 favorites	CONFLICTION - This gal is the VERY DEFINITION OF THE TERM!! --Anybody up for a roll of the dice?!!-- 8 November, 2009 502 views
PIMP MY RIDE - --Poorly medicated Schizophrenic style!!-- 8 November, 2009 291 views	BANJO MUSIC - There qre STILL places in this country where you NEVER,EVER want to hear it!!! ---here's one of them--- 8 November, 2009 207 views \| 1 favorite	PIMP MY RIDE - ---Village People style!!!--- 8 November, 2009 256 views	PEOPLE - Unfortunately.... Many of them could take a lesson from THIS DOG!!! 8 November, 2009 247 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Come on in and sit down...Let's get hammered and see what happens!!" 8 November, 2009 1037 views \| 1 favorite
BECAUSE HE CAN! - Thats why.... ---Deal with it!!--- 8 November, 2009 449 views	TRIGGER FINGER & OPPOSABLE THUMB - --I'll bet THIS guy wishes he had them!!!-- 8 November, 2009 337 views	RIP OFF/COUNTERFEIT - Hey, if your gonna do it..... At least make it something people would ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY!! 8 November, 2009 280 views	THE X-15 - Amazing piece of hardware.... Guys were picking up their astronaut wings in this thing before Mercury ever flew!!! 7 November, 2009 612 views	THE ENGLISH - And people think we Americans get up to some REALLY CRAZY S&%$!! ---guess again--- 7 November, 2009 1367 views \| 2 favorites
BAD FEELING - I got a REALLY BAD FEELING about this.... --Hey Bonzo, stop looking at me like that!!-- 7 November, 2009 864 views \| 1 favorite	4 YEARS OF BIOLOGY CLASSES - Giving up EVERY summer to the ZOO for the last 12 years and THIS is what I end up doing!!! 7 November, 2009 496 views	TURNABOUT - --Like it or not, turnabout is FAIR PLAY!!!-- 7 November, 2009 356 views	THE INTERNET - Making sure EVERONE sees you passed out on the toilet, face on the dirty floor with your pants around your ankles!! --drink up trooper, the batteries are charged-- 7 November, 2009 617 views	FORESHADOWING - --THIS is what it looks like!!-- 7 November, 2009 602 views
YEAH!! - I'm thinking your Father should have worn one somewhere else!!! 7 November, 2009 291 views	BIG TROUBLE - --THIS is what it looks like!!!-- 7 November, 2009 239 views	REALLY BAD IDEA - ---THIS is what it looks like!!--- 7 November, 2009 346 views	USELESS TALENTS - Years of practice spent to develop a largely useless talent!! --amazing but useless-- 7 November, 2009 476 views \| 1 favorite	IDIOTS - Sometimes they slip into the Highway Dept. undetected!! 7 November, 2009 791 views
TRAINSURFING--BRAZIL - --Dozens of people every year join the ranks of the DARWIN AWARD RECIPIENTS every year doing THIS!!!-- 7 November, 2009 263 views	GOOD TIMES - Hey...It's Branson Missouri!! --A couple marbles rolling around in can would be entertaining, but THIS!!!-- 7 November, 2009 311 views	THE TINFOIL HAT SET - Whether you know it or not..... You know one of these people---EVERYBODY does!!! 7 November, 2009 293 views	ED-209 - THIS could kick Chuck Norris' butt up and down the street!!! 7 November, 2009 369 views	RED DWARPH - Combining British humor, Science Fiction and a healthy dose of basic insanity into one SUPERB show!! 7 November, 2009 264 views
BE AFRAID - ---BE VAERY AFRAID!!!!--- 7 November, 2009 366 views	THE LONE GUNMAN - They ALMOST made Freaky Paranoid into something kinda cool.... ---ALMOST--- 7 November, 2009 200 views \| 1 favorite	WHAT WILL BE FUNNY... - Is actually seeing if anyone tries to have a CELEBRATION!!! 7 November, 2009 217 views	HEY - AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T REPRODUCE..... --We're Golden!!!-- 7 November, 2009 573 views	AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - Now THIS.... Is just the kind of senseless stuff they LOVE!!!! 7 November, 2009 371 views
WOMEN GIVING OUT CRABS - Trust me...... We don't want to think about the usual version of this! 7 November, 2009 268 views	IDIOTS - Apparently..... They manage to slip through design school---from time to time. 7 November, 2009 443 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I've got something REALLY SPECIAL planned for dinner!" 7 November, 2009 1480 views \| 3 favorites	AMAZING - Could THIS gal possibly give DENISE MILANI a run for her money?!! --The very idea is probably sacrilege here-- 7 November, 2009 1017 views \| 1 favorite	GOOD TIMES - I'll bet we won't have to make much of a stretch to guess what HER idea of a good time is!! 7 November, 2009 732 views
SINKING A YARD - Ahh, Merry Olde England. Where drinking is STILL good clean fun...and a competitive sport to boot!!! 7 November, 2009 324 views \| 1 favorite	CAMEL - ---Evidently, it BARBEQUES up right tasty!!!--- 7 November, 2009 372 views \| 1 favorite	SEAWORLD - Looks like they found the magic formula... The one that makes Dads WANT to take their kids to SEAWORLD!! 7 November, 2009 942 views \| 3 favorites	PARTY BABES - All liquored up and ready to roll!!! ---GOOD TIMES--- 7 November, 2009 938 views \| 3 favorites	HOCKEY - Always been a fan of the game... But hey, I'll take two more reasons to buy tickets!! 7 November, 2009 340 views
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Well, it looks like today is gonna be your LUCKY DAY!!" 7 November, 2009 815 views \| 2 favorites	BEST FRIENDS - Okay ladies.... --Now would be the right time for the Birds of a Feather jokes!-- 7 November, 2009 302 views	POOLSIDE - Yeah.... THIS is why I got a membership at the local pool!! 7 November, 2009 585 views \| 1 favorite	COOPERS HILL CHEESE ROLL - 30-40 largely drunk Englishmen chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill...... ---GOOD TIMES!!--- 7 November, 2009 240 views \| 1 favorite	THE BEACH - Man, you see some of the NICEST things down at the beach!! 7 November, 2009 952 views \| 3 favorites
HOT NEW POP SONG - Someone should have a sit down with this guy.... AND REVISIT THE CONCEPT!!! 7 November, 2009 254 views	DIET WATER?!!!?!! - ------WTF------ Only in Japan..I guess! 7 November, 2009 330 views	THE BADWATER ULTRAMARATHON - 135 miles, 13,000ft total climbing...all starting at the bottom of DEATH VALLEY!! --I admire the racers, but I consider them COMPLETELY INSANE!!-- 7 November, 2009 231 views	SKYDIVING - ---Cause life just doesn't have enough hazards already.--- 7 November, 2009 219 views	BASE JUMPERS - They must be either brave to the point of insanity or stupid to the point of no return!! --Either way hats off to the crazy SOB's-- 7 November, 2009 228 views
HOME FURNISHINGS - Some are WAY BETTER than others!!! --I am really liking this one!-- 7 November, 2009 537 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Guess what Big Guy, you are already more than halfway home!!" 7 November, 2009 587 views \| 1 favorite	BOOTH BABES - ---CHINESE STYLE!--- 7 November, 2009 524 views \| 1 favorite	DRUNK WOMEN - Yeah...This is a turn on!! It would REALLY be hot if she was covered in her own vomit, yeah buddy!! 7 November, 2009 1087 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I'm bored to tears...wann give me a little EXCITEMENT?!!" 7 November, 2009 588 views \| 2 favorites
PIRATE HOTTIE - Insert your favorite PLANK or YO HO HO joke right here!!! 7 November, 2009 610 views \| 3 favorites	PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS - Now this is how to get people to do it!!!! 7 November, 2009 597 views \| 2 favorites	TWIN PEAKS - I always liked that show... And Denise is reminding me of it!!! 7 November, 2009 1640 views \| 5 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "If you ask real nice...we can go INSIDE and play for a while!" 7 November, 2009 575 views \| 3 favorites	STRIPPER POLE - Once again....... I wanna be a D&%$ Stripper Pole!!! 7 November, 2009 371 views \| 1 favorite
SAM KINISON-COMEDY GOD - R.I.P. Big Guy!! ---You will be sorely, sorley missed!!--- 7 November, 2009 135 views	TEAM SPORTS - Hey, Call it WHATEVER you want... THESE three are about to get busy!! ---Going for the camera now...be right back!!--- 7 November, 2009 768 views \| 1 favorite	WHITE GLOVE - I don't see one...... --FINALLY!!-- 7 November, 2009 196 views	RANTING - It's all well and good... Until an INTERNET CONNECTION becomes involved!!! 7 November, 2009 193 views	FORD TARANA - If you can tear your eyes away from HER long enough to notice, there is a Ford Tarana in this picture!! 7 November, 2009 704 views \| 1 favorite
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "If you behave yourself at my mothers house...you MIGHT HAVE A SHOT TONIGHT!!" 7 November, 2009 743 views \| 2 favorites	BLONDE SANDWICH-HERE'S ONE - Brunette on either side of a blonde. Kinda cool..... but I'd rather make a tossed salad!!!! 7 November, 2009 696 views \| 2 favorites	INTERRACIAL - Yeah... It's all I can think to say! 7 November, 2009 338 views	COLOR COORDINATED - She is..... ALL CLASSIC WHITE!!! 7 November, 2009 367 views \| 1 favorite	UNDERBOOB - Although it looks like this generous babe is about to give us the WHOLE ENCHILADA!!! 7 November, 2009 885 views \| 2 favorites
DEBONED - Just another way of saying "To drunk to stand" And to think I might actually have made a play....earlier in the evening!! 7 November, 2009 626 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Two of you!...I get triple not double for that!!" 7 November, 2009 722 views \| 2 favorites	CAT FIGHTS - Yeah.... They're KINDA FUN TO WATCH!! 7 November, 2009 487 views \| 1 favorite	BEARS - Looks like you may have pissed one off!! --Let me know how that works out for ya!!!-- 7 November, 2009 186 views \| 1 favorite	HAPPY ENDING - Can't see one here!!! --Well....maybe for the sharks!-- 7 November, 2009 251 views
HATS - I guess they're back in style...Not a bad thing. --Course, she could be BALD & I wouldn't notice!-- 7 November, 2009 541 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I get two hundred dollars extra when I look like jailbait...isn't that COOL!!!" 7 November, 2009 944 views \| 1 favorite	LIVING THE DREAM - ---Good example would be this fellow!!!--- 7 November, 2009 606 views \| 1 favorite	GEEK GIRLS - Truth is.... They don't have to try to hard to be hot!!! --don't have to try hard at all-- 7 November, 2009 834 views	SESAME STREET - One of these things is not like the others.... 7 November, 2009 565 views
UNBRIDLED CREATIVITY - Like genetics.... It CAN produce the occasional mutant!! 7 November, 2009 294 views	HALF TIME SHOWS - She should be add a real nice flavor to one!!! 7 November, 2009 692 views \| 2 favorites	FUTURE SEXUAL FREAKS - They start off in places JUST LIKE THIS!! 7 November, 2009 265 views	JAPAN - "CIRCUS'..... We don't need no STEENKING Circus'!!!" I agree-they already have THIS!!! 7 November, 2009 367 views	SUPERB - There! All it takes is a one word description!! 7 November, 2009 739 views \| 3 favorites
DAPPLED SUNLIGHT - Adding interest.... To something I ALREADY can't remove my eyes from!!! 7 November, 2009 593 views \| 1 favorite	RED AND GREEN - Christmas colors already..... Can't wait to unwrap tyhose two packages though!!! 7 November, 2009 711 views \| 1 favorite	JAPANESE TV - Never know WHAT those folks are liable to get up to.... But you can be sure it WILL BE fun to watch!!! 7 November, 2009 601 views	OUT ON THE DECK - I'll tell you what...... You never know WHAT you're liable to find out there! --So be sure to keep looking-- 7 November, 2009 649 views \| 1 favorite	LIFE - Yeah! Sometimes it seems like this!! 7 November, 2009 288 views \| 1 favorite
MARKETING RULE #1 - Just get 'em to remember you product name..... ---I think someone at Kodak may have figured out THAT COMBINATION!!!--- 7 November, 2009 1034 views \| 2 favorites	IT'S A RIB JOINT - --What would YOU put on the shirts?!!!-- 7 November, 2009 463 views \| 2 favorites	BIG STRIPES - Not just for convicts anymore....NOT FOR CONVICTS AT ALL!!! ---She could mug me if she wanted to--- 7 November, 2009 692 views \| 1 favorite	DIGNITY - Here's how you prove that you HAVE NONE!!! ---and I mean both of them--- 7 November, 2009 877 views	HATS - Some are WAY BETTER than others.... AND I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE!!! 7 November, 2009 201 views
CHILDRENS BOOKS - Some of them are WAY WEIRDER than others!! --This is one of the weirdest I've see...TALKING TURDS!!!-- 7 November, 2009 303 views	JUST FOUND IT - Now I'm keeping a couple of cans next to the computer. --Hope this stuff works!!-- 7 November, 2009 211 views	THE 427 AC COBRA - ---As close as you will ever come to riding BAREBACK on a Big Block NASCAR V-8!!!--- 7 November, 2009 226 views	FOREIGN PRODUCTS - Should probably crack the dictionary before you print the English Language names on the package!!! 7 November, 2009 436 views	PIMP MY RIDE - Asian Style!! ---THE SHIZNIT--- 7 November, 2009 251 views
MARKETING - Ya know.... THIS product just might sell!! Pitch it to the right demographic..... 7 November, 2009 329 views	COMPLETE AND UTTER CONFUSION - Ya Know.......... There are times when it just doesn't seem to BOTHER ME AT ALL!!! 6 November, 2009 592 views	SHARING IS CARING - And it looks like she is about to show how much she cares!!! 6 November, 2009 591 views \| 4 favorites	HEADLIGHTS - Hey, pick a pair!!! Know which pair I'D go for, no kidding!! --Bit of underboob too if you're looking!-- 6 November, 2009 576 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I'm not going anywhere right now...but if you show some patience, it will pay off in WAYS YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE!!!" 6 November, 2009 877 views \| 1 favorite
EPIC CLEAVAGE - Apparently.... It grows in INDIA as well!!! 6 November, 2009 537 views \| 2 favorites	CUPCAKES - --Not the ONLY tasty thing to come two to a package anymore!!-- 6 November, 2009 1091 views	KIDS-I WORRY ABOUT SOME OF THEM - Like this one...... ---Kid, you are LOOKING THE WRONG D@%$ WAY!!!--- 6 November, 2009 622 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Go ahead and stare all you want! I thinlk they're preety nice myself." 6 November, 2009 647 views \| 3 favorites	HOT REDHEAD - Yeah.. She qualifies!!! 6 November, 2009 379 views \| 2 favorites
BIG BEAUTIFUL EYES - Yeah... Gotta say I didn't see 'em right away either. --And eyes are my weakness-- 6 November, 2009 343 views \| 2 favorites	GYMNASTICS LESSONS - Looks like they are finally gonna pay off.... Well, at least when you aren.t waiting tables anyway!! 6 November, 2009 666 views \| 1 favorite	SO SHINY - The only things I've ever seen this shiny are my Fishing Lures. But now I understand why, cause I feel LURED TOWARDS THIS!!! 6 November, 2009 966 views \| 3 favorites	JAPAN - I see they are giving the Kimono a break....... SUPERB IDEA!!! 6 November, 2009 970 views \| 1 favorite	SPINNING WHEEL - Definitely NOT the only thing in this photo that would make you DIZZY!!! 6 November, 2009 610 views \| 2 favorites
GARY LARSON (THE FARSIDE) - Why Oh Why did you have to leave us?!!! Seriously, You were the class of the Universe and you will be missed Amigo!! 6 November, 2009 322 views	RULE OF THIRDS - Basic photography rule...this photographer followed it!! Bikini hottie in the bottom third, sideboob in the left third. GOOD COMPOSITION! 6 November, 2009 722 views \| 1 favorite	STUNNING EYES - SHE HAS 'EM!! ---Of course she isn't lacking for ANYTHING ELSE either!!--- 6 November, 2009 523 views \| 1 favorite	DEFINITIONS - Hangers, jumblies, puppies, or whatever....... Ya gotta give credit where credit is due. THEY ARE LOVELY!!! 6 November, 2009 922 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Hey, all you have to do is ASK!!" 6 November, 2009 1107 views \| 1 favorite
VACATION SPOTS - Some are WAY BETTER THAN OTHERS.... This one is SO NICE I think I'll have to find out where it is!!! 6 November, 2009 529 views \| 2 favorites	HOT PINK - A scream for attention...... I got news for her; she could be whispering and I'd STILL NOTICE!!! 6 November, 2009 1009 views \| 2 favorites	SWIMSUITS - One area in life where LESS IS DEFINITELY MORE!!! 6 November, 2009 974 views \| 1 favorite	YEAH BABE, LOVE YOUR SNAPPER - ---Now, how do you feel about EEL?!!--- 6 November, 2009 480 views \| 1 favorite	DENISE MILANI - Does ANYONE ever get tired of this babe?!! --Don't think I ever will!-- 6 November, 2009 855 views \| 4 favorites
I'M BARKING MAD - And I have an internet connection!! YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!!! YOU WILL RESPECT THE VOICES!!!........YOU WILL!!! 5 November, 2009 1225 views \| 1 favorite	BATSHIT CRAZY PEOPLE - Shouldn't have computers..... Just like Monkeys shouldn't have MACHINE GUNS!!! or Chimps have chainsaws, or Gorillas have grenades! 5 November, 2009 513 views	WINTER - It's some peoples favorite season... It's actally REAL EASY to spot the reason!!! 5 November, 2009 1350 views \| 2 favorites	TWINS - A CLASSIC part of fantasies.... For as LONG as fantasies have existed!! 5 November, 2009 1511 views \| 3 favorites	HOLDING THE DOOR FOR LADIES - Show your good manners. But, just between you and me.... It isn't ALL about the manners. 5 November, 2009 950 views \| 1 favorite
SWIMMING - Would you believe there are still some people who don't like swimming!! 5 November, 2009 848 views \| 1 favorite	THE OFFICE - Here's why NOTHING ever gets done around here!!! 5 November, 2009 779 views \| 1 favorite	HOT REDHEAD - In a Tank Top with Big Baby Blues.... --No problems HERE!!-- 5 November, 2009 927 views \| 2 favorites	LOCAL FLAVOR-LA STYLE - Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs.... Don't even LOOK at the cart or the guy cooking them, just grab and eat! Crusty, porky, bacony goodness!!! 5 November, 2009 409 views \| 1 favorite	SIX PACK - I don't think they sell THESE down at the liquor store!! --Wouldn't life be GREAT if they did!-- 5 November, 2009 1041 views \| 2 favorites
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Well, looks like we'll be dining AL FRESCO tonight!" 5 November, 2009 1303 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "You are about to get stir-fried!!" 5 November, 2009 918 views \| 4 favorites	NICE RACK - Two of them actually!! (Yeah I know...phoned that one in) 5 November, 2009 787 views \| 1 favorite	OVERSTUFFED - A term no longer used only to describe ravioli.... --Not just for ravioli AT ALL!!!-- 5 November, 2009 932 views \| 2 favorites	GRAND TETON - Not just one of our National Parks... --Though I wouldn't mind paying a visit to BOTH!!-- 5 November, 2009 701 views \| 3 favorites
HOT CHICK IN THE GARAGE - Actually SMOKING HOT... --Now would be the time to insert your favorite "big tool" joke!-- 5 November, 2009 581 views \| 3 favorites	PERFECT EYES - When you go into the encyclopedia or dictionary for the definition.... These just might be pictured as the example!!! 5 November, 2009 459 views \| 1 favorite	WINDOW WASHING - She's doing it just perfect!!! (Don't let her forget MY side!!) 5 November, 2009 861 views \| 1 favorite	THOSE EYES - If she delivers even HALF of what they promise..... Her next date is a DEAD MAN!!! 5 November, 2009 507 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - And Denise Milni is giving it!!! --What more could you ask for!-- 5 November, 2009 896 views \| 2 favorites
COMPLETE SLUT - One of the GREATEST looks in the world...IF you can pull it off without looking like a simple hooker! --This babe is having no problems!!-- 5 November, 2009 1515 views \| 1 favorite	LIFEGUARDS - Now I know why they go back to the same job over and over!! --despite the obviously cold water-- 5 November, 2009 1515 views \| 3 favorites	PLASTIC HOOKER - Put one out at the curb...pour yourself a beer and turn on the camcorder. Tape friends and neighbors when they PULL OVER!! ---GOOD TIMES!!!--- 5 November, 2009 1244 views \| 1 favorite	LAWN GNOMES - Looks like I just found the one thats going on my lawn!!! --Hope the neighbors enjoy it!-- 5 November, 2009 759 views	LAWN GNOMES - HEY...... --If you're gonna have one!!!!-- 5 November, 2009 311 views
LAWN GNOMES - Pissing off neighbors and giving kids something to shoot pellets at since the 1800's!!! 5 November, 2009 274 views	PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGOS - Nothing says "I wanna PISS OFF my neighbors quite like pink plastic flamingos" ---Get a couple today!--- 5 November, 2009 207 views	CHAISE LOUNGE - --I wanna be a D&%# CHAISE LOUNGE!!!-- 5 November, 2009 1227 views \| 3 favorites	TWIN JET ENGINES - For when you ABSOLUTELEY, POSITIVELY MUST HAVE 2000HP in your trailerable weekend play boat!!! (www.turbinemarine.com) 5 November, 2009 685 views	THE Y2K BIKE - JET ENGINE POWERED INSANITY...227MPH Brought to you by Marine Turbine Technologies --Hey....I'D CLIMB ON ONE!!!!--- 5 November, 2009 385 views
JOKING-I HOPE YOU ARE - If not, you belong on a Law Enforcement watch list! This is a SERIOUS issue that shouldn't even be joked about! Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but SOMEONE needs to stand up.... 5 November, 2009 712 views	HOOKER BOOTS - --Still wonder how they got their name?!!-- 5 November, 2009 783 views \| 1 favorite	MOTORCYCLE RACES - They're kind of a TOTAL PACKAGE EVENT!!! --Insert your favorite "go for a ride" joke here-- 5 November, 2009 1377 views \| 4 favorites	DOUBLE TROUBLE - Yeah!..I think so!! --BUT WORTH THE HASSLE!!!-- 5 November, 2009 933 views \| 3 favorites	HOT ENOUGH TO COOK ON - SHE IS!! Looks like she might be trying to a few degrees though. 5 November, 2009 1309 views \| 4 favorites
HOT REDHEAD - In RED!! I don't know where this is going, but I think I'll tag along and FIND OUT!! 5 November, 2009 575 views \| 2 favorites	SQUIRRELS - Hey, I could DEFINITELY act like a squirrel!!! 5 November, 2009 1391 views	TEAMWORK AND PLANNING - They go together!! And when you mix the two....GOOD THINGS begin to happen!!! Absolutely no downside! 5 November, 2009 801 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - Learn to recognise it guys. When the Little Lady gives it to you, you better be ready to act!!! Or you might not see it again! 5 November, 2009 688 views \| 2 favorites	PROMO GIRLS - --Try as you might to say they don't motivate you to purchase, you KNOW you're just bullshitting yourself!!-- 5 November, 2009 500 views
FOURTH OF JULY - The fireworks aren't the ONLY think worth seeing!!! Not the only thing AT ALL!! 5 November, 2009 535 views \| 1 favorite	BIG BABY BLUES - Yeah, its MY weakness... And she has 'em!!! 5 November, 2009 380 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Hey, you payed good money...are you just gonna stand there and STARE all night?!!" 5 November, 2009 1158 views	AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL - ---NOW THIS IS A REAL SPORT!!--- 5 November, 2009 613 views	VANISHING NOOBS - ---And here I was thinking the trolls were eating noobs!--- 5 November, 2009 1906 views \| 2 favorites
MONKEYS - Just like a lot of people.... --You can only push them SO FAR!!-- 4 November, 2009 675 views	GENETICS - ---Contrary to popular opinion, Mother Nature is a FLAMING BITCH!!!--- 4 November, 2009 324 views	HOT CHICK - Big Hunk of Hot Meat..... Thats ALL I'm giving you, the rest you do ON YOUR OWN!! 4 November, 2009 518 views	EPIC BOOBS - Little Red Riding Hood style.... ---Big, Bad Wolf jokes go here please!!--- 4 November, 2009 1790 views \| 3 favorites	TROLLS - ---MOTPHOT NOW HAS 'EM!!!--- 4 November, 2009 448 views
ANGELIC - A hot blonde in white... How could you think anything else/! 4 November, 2009 750 views \| 1 favorite	CRAMPED ACCOMODATIONS - Not always a bad thing, depending on who you share with. ---And I'd share with them!!--- 4 November, 2009 882 views \| 1 favorite	LAS VEGAS - You know, THIS is what I love about Las Vegas... You NEVER know what you're likely to see anytime or anyplace!!! 4 November, 2009 1663 views \| 3 favorites	PHOTOCOMPOSITION - Whoever took this understood it!! --Didn't do to shabby when it came time to pick a subject either!!-- 4 November, 2009 638 views \| 1 favorite	JUST LIKE MISS POPPINS - ---Practically Perfect in Every Way!!-- 4 November, 2009 1129 views \| 4 favorites
3rd AND 9 AT THE 10YD LINE - Coach puts THIS just past the endzone.... His team runs the ball into the stands!! ---MOTIVATION--- 4 November, 2009 1007 views \| 1 favorite	TEAM SPIRIT - ---I REALLY LIKE THEIRS!!--- 4 November, 2009 810 views \| 1 favorite	HATING ISRAEL - --Shouldn't they be in like Burqas or something?!!!--- I thought bikinis got you hung, shot or stoned to death!!! I'm having a bit of a disconnect here. 4 November, 2009 841 views \| 1 favorite	STRIPPER POLE - --I wanna be a D&%$ STRIPPER POLE!!-- 4 November, 2009 970 views \| 3 favorites	ROCK BOTTOM - --Looks like Gotham City is ON ITS OWN again!!!--- 4 November, 2009 522 views \| 1 favorite
THE AUSTRALIANS - Now THOSE BLOKES know how to do a race.... GOOD ON YA MATES!!! 4 November, 2009 1022 views \| 2 favorites	PERIPHERALS - --This one might be popular with MORE than a few Motphot viewers-- 4 November, 2009 511 views	EPIC CLEAVAGE - ---Couldn't pass this example by!!!--- 4 November, 2009 969 views \| 2 favorites	SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING - --Looks like the ducks have been watching the Olympics through the back window again!!-- 4 November, 2009 313 views	ROCK BOTTOM - Denied...by a hooker. Man you hit so hard and dug in so deep your feet aren't even showing!! 4 November, 2009 1068 views
NIKONOS - --Bet you wished you owned some of this companies gear right about now!!-- 4 November, 2009 620 views	ROCK BOTTOM - Congratulations, you haven't just hit it..... YOU'VE AUGERED IN!!! 4 November, 2009 458 views	METALLIC LYCRA - --The GO TO fabric choice of Pornstars,Strippers, Sluts and Hoochies for Decades!!-- 4 November, 2009 1006 views \| 2 favorites	SPANDEX - --Making GOOD THINGS even BETTER since 1959!!-- 4 November, 2009 1344 views \| 3 favorites	BIG A** BLOWER - Okay, this is not where most people go first.... But the visual that goes with first choice is....Kinda Disturbing!! 4 November, 2009 645 views
BIG ASS JUGS - Not what you were thinking I'll bet. Me neither, I'm just taking a quick break. 4 November, 2009 309 views	SERVICEWOMEN - Never looked like this when I was in.... Modern Military--LUCKY SOB'S!! 4 November, 2009 1584 views \| 3 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Oh what the Hell, my schedule is empty!!" 4 November, 2009 1389 views \| 2 favorites	AIRPORT BARS - I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THEY ARE POURING STRONG!! Makes the layover just a bit more tolerable. 4 November, 2009 903 views \| 1 favorite	OPENING TIME - NOW I can relate to how the Little Lady feels when there is a big sale on and the store isn't open yet!!! 4 November, 2009 817 views \| 2 favorites
CLASS - Guys, if we had HALF the class of THIS GUY... Shaved Ape jokes would be a thing of the DISTANT past!!! 4 November, 2009 2241 views \| 1 favorite	ALCOHOL - Probably invented because of stuff like THIS.... Gonna take a lot to make THAT CLIMB though!!! 4 November, 2009 1123 views	HER NEEDS - Be a Gentleman.... Always put Her needs first!! 4 November, 2009 526 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "It's $75 and NO...the Vice Cops never seem to check these bushes." 4 November, 2009 867 views \| 2 favorites	YEAH!! - I DARE YOU to tell me you wouldn't be doing EXACTLY the same as him!!!! 4 November, 2009 2938 views \| 5 favorites
LIMEY BASTARD - I could KICK HIS ASS!!! 3 November, 2009 291 views \| 1 favorite	DETENTION - I KNOW we never wanted to go.... --But I'm having trouble remembering why we saw a downside!!-- 3 November, 2009 1217 views \| 2 favorites	A GODDESS - In a Toga, in a Bikini or in NOTHING AT ALL...... They are EASY to recognise!!! 3 November, 2009 947 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Want to get wrappped up in something REALY SWEET?!!" 3 November, 2009 1101 views \| 2 favorites	LOCOJOE-1000 POSTS - And 1 million plus views.... Just wanted to say thanks to everyone!! 3 November, 2009 227 views \| 2 favorites
WHEN YOU SEE IT - You will never shop without reading the food labels again!! 3 November, 2009 1785 views	INDIVIDUALITY - It requires Brains and Confidence! When you find it, recognise how wonderful it is! 3 November, 2009 487 views \| 1 favorite	GRAND CANYON - Okay, a little simplistic! But you HAVE to admit...it works!! 3 November, 2009 1629 views \| 1 favorite	PUSH UP - ---Apparently, it's NOT just an ice cream treat anymore!!--- 3 November, 2009 1817 views \| 3 favorites	HOT SECRETARY - Pick your favourite risque "at work" joke.... Now is the time for it!! 3 November, 2009 774 views \| 2 favorites
FOOTBALL - Was never a fan at all.... Until I saw this! Think I'll buy me some SEASON TICKETS!!! 3 November, 2009 850 views \| 1 favorite	CAR SEAT - ---I wanna be a D%$# CAR SEAT!!!--- 3 November, 2009 859 views \| 2 favorites	SIMPLE BEAUTY - Hotties come and go...but simple beauty never fades! 3 November, 2009 329 views \| 1 favorite	EYES TO DIE FOR - She has 'em! --little bit of inside boob there to sweeten the deal as well-- 3 November, 2009 882 views \| 3 favorites	HOT FOOTBAL FAN - Now would be the time to drag out your favorite END ZONE jokes!!!! 3 November, 2009 1169 views \| 2 favorites
QUINTUPLETS - Get your mind in the right place......and the possibilities are MIND BOGGLING!!! 3 November, 2009 1214 views \| 2 favorites	LITTLE HELP - I have got ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! --well.. nothing clean enough for Motphot anyway-- 3 November, 2009 718 views	VARGAS GIRLS - The ORIGINAL pinup girls... And until Olivia De Barardinis came along they were quite simply the best...shared title now!! 3 November, 2009 429 views	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Ten American dollars please..." --You should probably run...I WOULD!!-- 3 November, 2009 1103 views \| 1 favorite	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Got the swimsuit on...you up for a litle diving?!" 3 November, 2009 1106 views \| 3 favorites
THAT LOOK - The one that says; "I'm a complete AIRHEAD, but I know you like a little junk food every now and then!" 3 November, 2009 646 views \| 1 favorite	INDIA - Looks like they decided to give the saree a day off..... DAMN GOOD CALL!!!! 3 November, 2009 970 views \| 1 favorite	LINUX - Well...I guess we can just add THIS to the long and growing list of reasons to like LINUX!!!! 3 November, 2009 1208 views \| 3 favorites	BIKINI HOTTIE & A HOSE - I'll post this one....... But you're gonna have to do your own dirty work for the caption. I'm not touching it!! 3 November, 2009 1250 views \| 3 favorites	FELLINI - Sorry babe, he did this first... --But hey, don't let that stop you or anything!!-- 3 November, 2009 673 views \| 1 favorite
BEACH CRUISER - --Built to go slow, but go ALL DAY!!!-- 3 November, 2009 1216 views \| 3 favorites	THAT LOOK - The one that says; "Lets skip the retaurant and have dinner at home tonight...we'll eat in bed!" 3 November, 2009 1421 views \| 3 favorites	BIKINI GOLF - Normally I consider Golf about exciting as watching PAINT DRY!! ---But hey...THIS MIGHT GET ME OUT TO THE LINKS!!!--- 3 November, 2009 943 views \| 2 favorites	FALL COLORS - Makes me think of NATURES bounty... And Nature bestowed a bounty on THOSE THREE!! --well, maybe the plastic surgeon helped a teensy bit-- 3 November, 2009 2000 views \| 2 favorites	AMATEUR NIGHT - When the lightweights try to run with the BIG DOGS!! --Always Amusing, sometimes Disgusting but NEVER DULL!!-- I look forward to it! 2 November, 2009 489 views
SCREAM THIS AT PEOPLE - --There are times when I WISH I COULD!!-- 2 November, 2009 328 views \| 1 favorite	SCARFACE - Best D%$# gangster movie ever made!! --Yes, better even than Mr. Coppola's movie!-- 2 November, 2009 281 views \| 1 favorite	THE WILD BUNCH - Best D&%$ Western EVER MADE!! And likely to stay that way! --Apologies to Mr. Wayne but this one is just the best!!-- 2 November, 2009 265 views	ROCKET SLED IN THE BACK 40 - THIS is what happens when OCD gets mixed with insanity and a BIG inheritance. --Should be fun to watch though!!-- 2 November, 2009 352 views	BATHROOM FIXTURES - Some are WAY NICER than others!!! 2 November, 2009 820 views \| 2 favorites
STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER - Apparently, It's WAY MORE than a J.P. Sousa song!!! 2 November, 2009 727 views \| 1 favorite	BEACH COMBING - --Sometimes you find WAY MORE THAN DRIFTWOOD!!!-- 2 November, 2009 974 views \| 2 favorites	NOCTURNAL - ONE date with her and you are!!! --Those eyes might make it worth the change though!-- 2 November, 2009 433 views	OH MAN! - --Sometimes the truth just STARES YOU IN THE FACE!!!-- 2 November, 2009 735 views \| 2 favorites	WHEN YOU SEE IT - You may NEVER go into a CHINESE restaurant again!!! 2 November, 2009 1238 views \| 1 favorite
BARRISTA BABE - Insert your favorite "keep you up all night joke here"!! 2 November, 2009 950 views \| 2 favorites	FISHING BUDDIES - Some are PARSECS better than others!!! This one is just about the BEST I've ever seen!!! 2 November, 2009 3243 views \| 3 favorites	THE CHEF - Suddenly...I couldn't CARE LESS whats on the menu!! (Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the jokes about her) 2 November, 2009 1014 views \| 1 favorite	COPS - Is it ANY WONDER there's a long list of applicants for this job?!! 2 November, 2009 1843 views \| 3 favorites	SIMPLE BEAUTY - ---It never goes away!!--- 2 November, 2009 1154 views \| 1 favorite