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Look here miss wilson - You have the integer in the wrong place... can I help you correct that over dinner? 20 November, 2009 250 views \| 1 favorite	Little fashion dogs - It'll be in a kill shelter as soon as it chews her Jimmie Choo shoes 20 November, 2009 141 views	Little known fact - Dolph had the idea years before Hef! 20 November, 2009 125 views	Chablis or merlot? - Choosing just the right wine for white meat is always so difficult 20 November, 2009 154 views	Vacation in india - Visit the Taj Mahal, feast upon exotic cuisine, ride f-cking elephants 20 November, 2009 164 views \| 1 favorite
Big guns & nice gams - Ya gotta love that old 40's war propaganda! 20 November, 2009 319 views	Humor - Give it a shot, you just might like it! 20 November, 2009 529 views \| 1 favorite	Trailer park fashion - This little number is called the "half-moon" 19 November, 2009 568 views	All The Answers - Don't condemn it unless you've read it. Give it a go. It has all the answers! Plus some good epic action sequences! 19 November, 2009 283 views	Craigslist rant & Raves - is where some of you belong. Or is there not a big enough audience there for you? 19 November, 2009 194 views
Remakes of past failures - Something tells me this one is the last in a long, long series 19 November, 2009 310 views	Stimulus - Here's a package that actually works! 19 November, 2009 823 views \| 2 favorites	Warning labels - These things have gotten completely out of control 19 November, 2009 449 views	Dachshunds - They don't call them wieners for nothing 18 November, 2009 903 views \| 1 favorite	One book is immoral - The other book is about lesbian sex 18 November, 2009 349 views
Merry christmas honey - I finally got you that present you've been begging me for 18 November, 2009 1094 views \| 1 favorite	Photobombing 101 - Never have your picture taken on the beach without reading the signs first 18 November, 2009 462 views	Her boobs - can turn men into zombies! Check out the two in the back if you don't believe me! 18 November, 2009 1238 views \| 4 favorites	Douchebaggery - If you ask me, a total waste of hot chicks 18 November, 2009 893 views	Air conditioning - It's so necessary in your warmer climates 17 November, 2009 926 views \| 1 favorite
Military school - Remember when they used to send boys there to make them into men? Perhaps that should be revisited 17 November, 2009 366 views	Zombies - They cannot be deterred from their objective, no matter how much fact and truth you throw at them 17 November, 2009 559 views	Most often heard line - "Thank you gentlemen for your interest, but we're not currently hiring at this time" 16 November, 2009 628 views	#10 lunch special - Oh EWW...I thought something tasted off! 16 November, 2009 305 views	The jesus thing - Your beliefs don't make everyone else wrong 16 November, 2009 230 views \| 1 favorite
Photobomb or gay test? - You be the judge 16 November, 2009 604 views \| 1 favorite	Engrish please - So often things get lost in translation 15 November, 2009 174 views	Soccer - Perhaps it's high time we gave it a closer look 15 November, 2009 898 views \| 2 favorites	Free hugs - Yeah, just try it and I'll break your damn nose, ya freakin' freak! 14 November, 2009 244 views	Packaging - Sometimes it's about what's in the bag, and sometimes it's about what ON the bag 14 November, 2009 464 views \| 1 favorite
Flowers - are really pretty 14 November, 2009 1329 views \| 4 favorites	Advertising - Isn't the point to grab and hold your attention? 14 November, 2009 948 views \| 2 favorites	Touch the monkey - TOUCH HIM! LOVE HIM! 14 November, 2009 292 views	Cereal sucks - and milk gives you gas Real men drink coffee and have a cigarette for breakfast! 14 November, 2009 314 views	Jersey boys - fake tan...check. fake teeth...check. fake diamond earrings...check. Rosary bead necklace...check. Hitting on an obvious lesbian with fake tits...check 14 November, 2009 1064 views
Christmas in boston - Just another excuse to celebrate all those gay rights in public 14 November, 2009 250 views	National socialism - It didn't work before, and it isn't working now What were you thinking? 13 November, 2009 214 views	Hipsterism - This dude is trying way way WAY WAY too hard! 13 November, 2009 206 views	Women's tennis - It ain't like watching football 13 November, 2009 741 views \| 1 favorite	Rock bottom - Seriously, WTF? Where does he go from here? 13 November, 2009 417 views
Public art - It's not just for highbrows! 13 November, 2009 519 views	Fashion accessories - Little dogs are out...pastel barnyard animals are all the current rage! 13 November, 2009 426 views \| 1 favorite	Milf - Imagine how screwed up you'd be if your Mom was one 12 November, 2009 2441 views \| 2 favorites	Beer goggles - Be warned that these things don't come with safety instructions, and act accordingly 11 November, 2009 1114 views	Go ahead and make a joke - after all, he's just some old man who lost his sons so you can twitter GOD BLESS YOU AM-VETS! 10 November, 2009 169 views \| 1 favorite
Hot dog - This is a picture of a hot dog. It is only a picture of a hot dog. 10 November, 2009 267 views	In japan - they take their silliness very, very seriously 10 November, 2009 660 views	Rockers - Like everything else perishable in life, they should have a mandatory expiration date 9 November, 2009 220 views	The hand bra - It was only a matter of time, right? 9 November, 2009 424 views \| 2 favorites	It's really easy... - just try posting here. Unless you're you-know-who you don't stand a chance of getting posted 8 November, 2009 428 views
Playing the odds - It might just be worth a shot 7 November, 2009 1045 views \| 1 favorite	Once upon a time... - THIS scary nazi reptile was considered a beauty Go figure? 6 November, 2009 291 views	When you really know what you want in life - It always pays to be direct 6 November, 2009 837 views	Just one look - and you'll be screwed up forever! 6 November, 2009 974 views \| 2 favorites	Superheros - Maybe it's all that Spandex, or maybe it's the capes, but they all turn out to be gay in the end 5 November, 2009 845 views \| 1 favorite
Can you hear me now? - I wonder what she's listening to? 5 November, 2009 954 views	Truth in advertising - Why beat around the bush, right? 4 November, 2009 540 views \| 1 favorite	Overboob - The bird's-eye view works best! 4 November, 2009 531 views \| 1 favorite	Bits of sand - can be irritating 3 November, 2009 684 views \| 2 favorites	Homework - She really should have done hers before this moment! 3 November, 2009 1480 views \| 1 favorite
Election day - No matter how you vote, the incumbents always seem to get re-elected. Welcome another 4 years of FUBAR 3 November, 2009 372 views \| 1 favorite	Parallel parking - It's becoming a lost art 3 November, 2009 271 views \| 1 favorite	Pumpkins - They're not just for Halloween anymore 31 October, 2009 660 views	Halloween - Why do I think this guy has more Trick than Treat in mind? 31 October, 2009 988 views	Beauty - is in the eye of the beholder 29 October, 2009 1230 views \| 1 favorite
Barbie and ken - You do know that there's nothing really going on between them, for obvious reasons 29 October, 2009 616 views	HTML - HER TATAS MIGHTY LARGE 29 October, 2009 1953 views \| 5 favorites	Tweeting - Someone owes me a pretty damn large residual check! 28 October, 2009 336 views	Obviousness - Wouldn't anyone reading that be about to discover that fact for themselves? 28 October, 2009 1015 views	Hipsterism - Asian chicks just do it better 28 October, 2009 724 views
Jack o'lantern - OMFG dude...leave some candy for the kids! 28 October, 2009 497 views	I have the key - Just in case you feel like getting unlocked! 28 October, 2009 3136 views \| 2 favorites	Coloring books - Not nearly as much fun to draw on as college buddies 28 October, 2009 444 views	Cookies - me gonna eat this one for you, OK? 28 October, 2009 650 views	Achieving your mission - MATRIX STYLE! 28 October, 2009 392 views
Rogaine - It's not mascara 28 October, 2009 368 views \| 1 favorite	Hamm....hmmm... - I'm thinking a little light in the loafers 28 October, 2009 230 views	Gay hair - You win the prize! 28 October, 2009 428 views \| 1 favorite	Helmets save lives - Wear your or you'll be busted! 27 October, 2009 678 views	Barack dukakis - Be afraid....be very very very very very very very afraid! 27 October, 2009 514 views
Secret affairs - Now 100% man-free! 27 October, 2009 1590 views \| 1 favorite	Busted - For fattening the world, one billion at a time 27 October, 2009 533 views	Plushies - They want to have sex with your toys 27 October, 2009 378 views	Twilight - Like some kind of revolting bisexual uber-gay Elizabeth Peyton painting come to life 27 October, 2009 549 views	Coolness - You should hear him belt out a little Sinatra 27 October, 2009 527 views
Treats - treats treats treats treats treats treats treats treats treats treats gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme 27 October, 2009 620 views	Time to remodel - when the bathroom sink starts giving you funny looks 27 October, 2009 362 views	Fetch precious, fetch - Who's my pwetty widdle doggie? You are! 27 October, 2009 594 views \| 1 favorite	It's true! - These pants DO make my ass look fat! 26 October, 2009 936 views	Chorus girls - Don't all those feathers tickle? 26 October, 2009 782 views \| 2 favorites
Shoe fetish - Seriously, I don't even know where to begin...make up your own tag line! 26 October, 2009 639 views	Balls - You just can't have enough 26 October, 2009 384 views \| 1 favorite	Sanitized Times square - Without the whores and drugs and servicemen and flop-houses, it's just another attraction on the Disneyfication of America for middle class families. Who cares anymore? 25 October, 2009 347 views	Wow & the plasmatics - was a fan am a fan will always be a fan! Never forget the ping-pong balls! un-fucking-believeable! 25 October, 2009 889 views \| 1 favorite	Cash cab - me me me me me me.....PICK ME UP BEN! I want to play! 25 October, 2009 408 views \| 1 favorite
Move at a glacial pace... - You know how that thrills me 25 October, 2009 457 views	Just lesbians? - Hell, she gives all women, and all Americans a bad name. She's a disgrace 25 October, 2009 373 views \| 1 favorite	The first rule of fight club - Is that you're a fucking pussy who doesn't belong in FIGHT CLUB! Go detail my car, bitch. 25 October, 2009 428 views \| 1 favorite	Look into her eyes... - her eyes dammit...her eyes! 24 October, 2009 2390 views \| 4 favorites	Driunk? - No, of course not...she's just resting her eyes 24 October, 2009 956 views \| 1 favorite
Eagles - A majestic bird, but one that's easily fooled 24 October, 2009 762 views	Imagine - the possibilities, if he weren't so loaded! 24 October, 2009 936 views	Forehead ads - Why the fuck not, since it's pretty obvious that your days of supporting yourself by turning tricks are over 23 October, 2009 837 views	Aging sexpots #10 - From smoking hot porn star to uber-freaky nightmarish ghoul, all in one short lifetime! 23 October, 2009 1896 views \| 2 favorites	What the fuck is this?? - Seriously, how bad can your self-esteem be to let someone dod this to you...and to pay them for it!? 23 October, 2009 771 views
Aging sexpots #8 - Proof once again that there is no real comfort to be had in "comfort food" 23 October, 2009 1134 views \| 1 favorite	Holy buttfuck batman! - Just because I'm wearing tights, elf shoes and a cape doesn't mean I'm "that way!" 22 October, 2009 1097 views	N00bs - They're like college freshmen, loud, drunk, stupid and annoying 22 October, 2009 887 views \| 1 favorite	Aging sexpots #7 - Apparently, like Father like Daughter. As Elvis said..."You Ain't Nothing But A Hound-Dog" 22 October, 2009 949 views \| 1 favorite	Aging sexpots #6 - First rule of Fame...never, never ever leave the house wrapped in a blanket WITHOUT YOUR MAKE-UP ON! 22 October, 2009 676 views \| 1 favorite
Aging sexpots #5 - Guess all that Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll didn't really work out in her favor, did it? 22 October, 2009 969 views \| 1 favorite	Aging sexpots #4 - They should accept that everything in life, like their careers and plastic surgery has an expiration date 22 October, 2009 824 views \| 1 favorite	Itty-bitty dogs - You may think they're cute, but they're just waiting for a chance to take over your life 22 October, 2009 464 views	Beefeaters gin - The preferred gin of the S&M hermaphroditic leather set 22 October, 2009 615 views	Look, I'm flying! - Just wait until Daddy gets the bill for trashing the hotel room 22 October, 2009 1536 views \| 2 favorites
Steroids - Perhaps you should have read the warning label on the bottle 22 October, 2009 640 views	Thong jeans - You may think they look sexy, but what happens when you try to sit down? 22 October, 2009 976 views \| 1 favorite	Aging sexpots #2 - Body Heat was the hottest movie ever made...seems there's been a lot of snacks since then! 21 October, 2009 919 views	Aging sexpot #3 - Apparently the material the Material Girl is now into consists of lots and lots of weird injectable plastics and fake plastic hair and teeth. Sad really. 21 October, 2009 742 views \| 1 favorite	Aging sexpots - They always end up looking like bad drag queens 21 October, 2009 680 views \| 2 favorites
Flotus - Which one had class, and which one doesn't? 21 October, 2009 726 views \| 1 favorite	Could it be? - A baby picture of Donald Trump? 21 October, 2009 399 views	Sexy boots - Maybe you ladies should rethink those fugly UGGS 21 October, 2009 1497 views \| 1 favorite	Better than fake tits - FAKE EVERYTHING!!! 20 October, 2009 996 views \| 4 favorites	Kids - Aren't you glad you don't have any? 20 October, 2009 554 views
Big-ass bling - It sends a message. In this case the message is "You're frikkin' RETARDED!" 20 October, 2009 405 views	If you don't got it - don't flaunt it 20 October, 2009 551 views	Just ask that guy - who's leg they forgot to Photoshop out of the picture. Bet she was hittin' him! 20 October, 2009 2253 views	Victoria's secret is... - that unless you're smokin' hot to begin with that none of their overpriced made-in-Korea crap is going to make you look this good! 20 October, 2009 1888 views \| 4 favorites	The fattest losers - Watching fat people eat and cry is not entertainment 20 October, 2009 570 views \| 2 favorites
Are you shitting us? - Madison Ave has been doing it this way for 70+ years! Do you NOT own a television??? 20 October, 2009 602 views	In every life... - there comes a time to put away the things of your childhood 20 October, 2009 757 views	Milf - Unlike useless college girls, she can rock your world and then bake you an apple pie when you're done 19 October, 2009 2172 views \| 1 favorite	Why stop at iraq? - Let the whole Middle East solve their own problems, or go down in a burning mass of fire. 19 October, 2009 948 views \| 1 favorite	Hoochie-mama - Her poor kids are going to grow up all sexually confused! 19 October, 2009 1864 views \| 1 favorite
Bumperstickers - How many times a week do you think this chick gets rear-ended? 19 October, 2009 1155 views \| 1 favorite	Wingman - Ahhh, thanks dude...I've got it from here! 19 October, 2009 1172 views \| 1 favorite	Federal debt - It's gonna destroy your kids and your grandkids! 19 October, 2009 752 views \| 1 favorite	Acorn critic - right...and non-smoker! 19 October, 2009 598 views \| 1 favorite	Jewish puppet? - OY VEY! I was wondering what all those strings were for! 19 October, 2009 549 views
Cold weather indicators - are up in Northern regions 18 October, 2009 3287 views \| 4 favorites	Hola chica - You know what they say about us rabbits, right? 18 October, 2009 1055 views \| 1 favorite	Pumpkinheads - They love their martinis! 18 October, 2009 533 views	Mammeries - Yep, she sure had a pair! 16 October, 2009 838 views	Mommy - Is it OK if I bring Daddy's dolly to school for Show and Tell? 16 October, 2009 840 views
Dictionary - Bet you can't spell that either, dickstain 16 October, 2009 430 views	Look into my eyes... - and repeat after me. "I love Hello Kitty...I will serve Hello Kitty...Hello Kitty is my True Leader..." 16 October, 2009 1213 views \| 3 favorites	Boring - Get it? 15 October, 2009 520 views	Apple - Do you see it? 15 October, 2009 1216 views \| 2 favorites	Sacral dimples - Yep, those sweet things actually have a name! 15 October, 2009 2472 views \| 2 favorites
White - is sexy 15 October, 2009 4222 views \| 8 favorites	Toupees - Seriously, N O O N E is buying it! 15 October, 2009 452 views	Oysters - How hungry was the first person who looked at this and thought to eat it? Looks, and tastes like loogies! 15 October, 2009 639 views	Banksy - He does it better 15 October, 2009 784 views \| 1 favorite	Cheese - It just turns into ass 14 October, 2009 556 views
Tourists - Go back to Wisconsin or Nebraska or where ever the hell you come from. You people freakin' suck 14 October, 2009 516 views	Nail guns - When I SAY don't touch the nail gun, I MEAN don't touch the nail gun...ya friggin' idiot! 14 October, 2009 916 views \| 3 favorites	Red wine - More medicinal than alcoholic 14 October, 2009 474 views \| 1 favorite	Mainlining - I don't get it, Why can't you just enjoy a refreshing adult beverage like most normal people do? 14 October, 2009 668 views	The cartini - It's not illegal if you're parked! 14 October, 2009 515 views
Go green! - Mostly, a dubious marketing ploy to get you to dump your American-made appliances for trendy shit made in China. This is the only "green" involved! 14 October, 2009 598 views \| 1 favorite	Legos - No batteries, monitors, earbuds or keypads. Just your kid's hands and imagination. Think about it. 14 October, 2009 567 views \| 1 favorite	Obama-lax - Unlike his campaign promises, this will give you overnight relief if you feel the need to shit your life, and your money down the toilet 14 October, 2009 503 views \| 2 favorites	Damn cats - They just love to waste water! 14 October, 2009 819 views	Flagging pictures - Seriously, wtf? Isn't this site supposed to be for fun? Go to Craigslist R&R if you want to flag shit 14 October, 2009 745 views \| 1 favorite
Sexy - Bettie Page did it better...and she did it first! 13 October, 2009 1187 views \| 3 favorites	Alphabet soup - It's like a mean fortune cookie, but in a can 13 October, 2009 657 views	Freaky phil spector - Do you think he was allowed to bring his wigs to prison? 13 October, 2009 562 views	The original gameboy - You can play checkers on his head! 13 October, 2009 741 views	Mirror - Does she own one? 13 October, 2009 594 views
Curried fish head stew - Dear God, please please please don't ever let me get this hungry. Amen 13 October, 2009 444 views \| 1 favorite	Melonballs - Yep, those look real...in your dreams! 13 October, 2009 2192 views \| 4 favorites	Buried treasure - It ain't in there 13 October, 2009 513 views	Spiked hair - You're doing it wrong 13 October, 2009 969 views \| 1 favorite	Pole dancing - This is how it's done right! 13 October, 2009 1605 views \| 2 favorites
Yikes! - That's not going to end well! 13 October, 2009 1142 views \| 2 favorites	Candy-coated popcorn - peanuts and a Nobel Prize, that's what you get with CrackerJack! 12 October, 2009 589 views \| 2 favorites	Originality - This isn't it 12 October, 2009 1022 views	Take me mandingo - owned 12 October, 2009 1204 views \| 2 favorites	Network news - Shut the door...your biases are showing! 12 October, 2009 959 views \| 2 favorites
Our founding fathers - tried their best to keep America free from assholes like you who come here to criticize a system you neither understand nor pay into 12 October, 2009 548 views \| 1 favorite	Geisha - The time has come to revive this most honorable tradition 12 October, 2009 711 views \| 1 favorite	Her league - You aren't in it 12 October, 2009 3701 views \| 3 favorites	Exercise - You waited too long to start 12 October, 2009 1842 views \| 1 favorite	Rocket science - Sometimes even rocket science isn't rocket science 12 October, 2009 762 views
Scooter - That's going to hurt! 12 October, 2009 716 views \| 2 favorites	Fall in new england - versus Summer in Rio Pick one 12 October, 2009 3395 views \| 2 favorites	Zombies - Nice tits 12 October, 2009 1411 views	It's not polite to stare - Right...like you can help doing it! 12 October, 2009 2802 views \| 4 favorites	Juicy - Yes, it certainly is! 12 October, 2009 2767 views \| 1 favorite
Look - But don't touch...you aren't worthy! 12 October, 2009 2601 views \| 3 favorites	Booty - Seriously...WTF? 12 October, 2009 1252 views \| 1 favorite	Cubicles - Where Craigslist postings come from 12 October, 2009 1250 views \| 1 favorite	Gargoyles - They're misunderstood creatures 12 October, 2009 851 views	The butcher - He'll cut you up...literally 12 October, 2009 915 views
Soccer - It isn't football 12 October, 2009 739 views	America's got talent - Too bad none of the judges do 12 October, 2009 799 views \| 1 favorite	Edumacation - You should give it a try! 12 October, 2009 748 views	Harry potter - His secret is out 12 October, 2009 2753 views \| 1 favorite	The spit take - It's comedy gold! 12 October, 2009 723 views
Dog clothes - This is so wrong 12 October, 2009 424 views	Beagle toss - America's newest contribution to the Olympics 12 October, 2009 1991 views \| 1 favorite	Ceiling cat - He's still watching...and waiting 12 October, 2009 836 views	Good dog - Proper training is everything 12 October, 2009 3920 views \| 2 favorites	Attitude - It most likely won't help, but what the hell, right? 12 October, 2009 945 views
Confidence - it can over-ride common sense 12 October, 2009 869 views	Duct tape - It's cheaper than a babysitter 12 October, 2009 1221 views	Peanut butter - It's not a toy 12 October, 2009 691 views \| 1 favorite	Chinese soldiers - They simply have better choreographers than American soldiers 12 October, 2009 1286 views \| 2 favorites	Sushi - If it swims, someone is gonna eat it raw 12 October, 2009 720 views \| 1 favorite
Do the math - Bottle opener $2.89 Dental reconstructive surgery $10,957 Are you really that thirsty? 12 October, 2009 1056 views	Naked skydiving - Aren't you two a little chilly? 12 October, 2009 1743 views \| 1 favorite	Designer shoes - They're like a jungle-gym for your feet 12 October, 2009 730 views	Swimming kitty - The two-piece bathing suit makes her ass look fat 12 October, 2009 965 views \| 1 favorite	Dancing - The cats are better at it than you are 12 October, 2009 1079 views \| 1 favorite
Right about now - Is when he realizes he shoulda peed when he had the chance 12 October, 2009 906 views \| 1 favorite	Bellyflop - That's gonna hurt 11 October, 2009 4028 views \| 1 favorite	Japanese pudding - I gotta say, those little bastards are geniuses when it comes to marketing 11 October, 2009 1234 views \| 2 favorites	Best costume - You win 11 October, 2009 3049 views \| 1 favorite	MIND CONTROL - Thanks commies, but I don't need you to tell me what to think. Some of us still have our minds 11 October, 2009 559 views
Npr - Your tax dollars at work to actively destroy our American way of life 11 October, 2009 375 views	My nipples - I had them replaced with engraved images of our Lord and Savior out of respect because I'm not able to award International Prizes 11 October, 2009 2153 views \| 4 favorites	Life is unfair - This douche has a job that pays millions for a few minutes of work, and he gets tail you can't even dream of. Welcome to America! 11 October, 2009 567 views	The emmy award - This year, and for the next 3 years, in every category goes to our Imperial Leader Barack Hussein Obama! Live long and Prosper, O magnificent One! 11 October, 2009 478 views	Ass crack - It's not just a joke about plumbers anymore, is it? 11 October, 2009 1793 views
Steak pasties - Hell, it's better than watching him try to breast-feed all his little brats, isn't it? 11 October, 2009 481 views	Pop quiz - Which one of these women owns a full-length mirror? 11 October, 2009 898 views	Truth in advertising - and yet, is it really necessary? 11 October, 2009 2369 views \| 2 favorites	Dane cook...comedian - and gay pin-up poster boy 11 October, 2009 611 views	Buttaface - Own up, you'd still hit it 11 October, 2009 1455 views
Practice - makes perfect 11 October, 2009 1061 views \| 1 favorite	Cornrows - They're not for everyone 11 October, 2009 406 views	Academy award - And this year's winner, in every single category is... BARACK OBAMA! 11 October, 2009 578 views \| 2 favorites	Thanksgiving - This year the turkeys are fighting back You've been warned! 11 October, 2009 813 views	Pc v apple - Even your puppy knows Macs are better 11 October, 2009 1061 views \| 1 favorite
No burritos? - If we deport you back to mexico are you going to take the super-secret burrito recipe back with you? 11 October, 2009 634 views	Puppies - In China they're considered a snack 11 October, 2009 1224 views	Duct tape - 1001...er, make that 1002 great household uses! 11 October, 2009 2394 views \| 1 favorite	Poor judgement - odds are, unless she has an anvil tied to her back she'll fall face-forward every time she stands up 11 October, 2009 1930 views \| 2 favorites	Truth in advertising - Why is this concept so difficult for some people to grasp? 11 October, 2009 1143 views \| 3 favorites
Community - Good to see that after moving into that $600,000 condo that Daddy bought you that you're making an effort to let the neighbors know who you really are 10 October, 2009 1883 views	Masturbation - Try as you might, it still always leaves you alone 10 October, 2009 833 views	Friends with benefits - It's a great idea...on paper, but you know in reality it's just going to end badly 10 October, 2009 2049 views \| 1 favorite	Three way - Don't call me deer dude...this never happened! 10 October, 2009 725 views \| 2 favorites	In the world of real jobs - This does not qualify 10 October, 2009 768 views
Friends - Obviously this guy doesn't have any 10 October, 2009 1457 views \| 1 favorite	Nobel prizes - Now 3 for $10 on eBay! Get yours today! 10 October, 2009 614 views \| 1 favorite	Smashed window - Maybe you shouldn't leave your GPS, laptop, iPod, briefcase and purse on the front seat in shady neighborhoods you don't live in 10 October, 2009 645 views	Internet coffee shop - Ross and Rachael aren't here, only you and a bunch of other lonely losers looking at porn on their laptops 10 October, 2009 710 views	The mullet - ordinarily it's a dealbreaker This guy has bigger problems however 10 October, 2009 918 views
College girls - What happens in college, STAYS in college 10 October, 2009 2009 views \| 2 favorites	Smoking - You're never too young to start 10 October, 2009 634 views \| 1 favorite	Public transportation - TAKE OFF THE GOD DAMN BACKPACKS KIDS! 10 October, 2009 682 views	Urban dog walker - Wouldn't you just love to throw a cat into the mix to see if the dogs would drag this ass to his death in traffic? 10 October, 2009 597 views \| 1 favorite	The combover - Male vanity is such an unattractive thing...but wait, it looks really really good on you! No one can tell! 9 October, 2009 579 views \| 1 favorite
Faux pas - Wouldn't you think her people would have told her this dress makes her look like a black widow spider? Or maybe that was the intent 9 October, 2009 594 views	Celebrity death watch - I'm placing my bet on August 2010, September at the latest. Cause of death? DRUG OVERDOSE! 9 October, 2009 861 views \| 1 favorite	Soul food - It doesn't look like her soul that she's been feeding 9 October, 2009 676 views	Celebrity kids - If you ignore them for long enough in your quest for everlasting youth, you're gonna have to pony up for the addadicktome 9 October, 2009 823 views \| 2 favorites	Viagra - Be careful what you wish for! 9 October, 2009 3095 views \| 2 favorites
Turkey vulture - The heart-healthy lowfat alternative to the Beef Vulture 9 October, 2009 448 views	Sushi - I don't care what you serve it on. it's still disgusting raw fish loaded with intestinal parasites 9 October, 2009 1414 views \| 1 favorite	Admit it - Just once, wouldn't you like to see someone go upside her head with a 2 x 4? 9 October, 2009 790 views \| 1 favorite	Don't kill the messenger - Oh what the hell, I suppose it's OK in this case 9 October, 2009 608 views	Percosets - It's not an addiction if you're famous 9 October, 2009 1459 views
Future hipsters - You've got the stupid-ass clothing thing down, but you're going to have to lose some weight if you expect to be taken seriously by Hipster Nation 9 October, 2009 1184 views	Keds high-tops - The ugliest shoe in America for 60+ years in a row 9 October, 2009 441 views	Alcoholism - It doesn't hofften end welll 9 October, 2009 832 views \| 1 favorite	Role models for girls - She isn't one of them 9 October, 2009 1108 views	Pizza - All God's creatures agree it's the perfect food 9 October, 2009 739 views \| 1 favorite
Iced coffee - America's hottest new fashion accessory! Don't be caught without one 9 October, 2009 976 views	Rich guys - It's fairly easy to tell them apart from not-rich guys 9 October, 2009 1212 views \| 1 favorite	Contact lenses - They're always popping out at the most inopportune moments 9 October, 2009 555 views	Luxury condo - Having your kitchen in your living room isn't a luxury, it's piss-poor design aimed at marketing 500 SF as a livable unit 9 October, 2009 581 views	Men - When did they suddenly become women? 9 October, 2009 967 views \| 1 favorite
Collagen lips - Kinda makes you look like you've been sucking off a pony, but you just keep telling yourself you're really sexy 9 October, 2009 906 views \| 1 favorite	Ugg boots - Proof that women will buy anything, no matter how hideous if they're told it's fashionable 9 October, 2009 929 views \| 1 favorite	Wiggers - Remember when they were young and full of hope and promise? Maybe you should have been paying more attention in the ensuing years 9 October, 2009 639 views	The goth look - Just pretend that every day is Halloween and you'll fit right in 9 October, 2009 1201 views \| 1 favorite	Nail polish - Unless you're Ozzy Osbourne or Marilyn Manson, it's not a look that's going to work for you 9 October, 2009 495 views
Capri pants for men - They look great on Matadors and Laura Petrie, but they make you look like a total dork 9 October, 2009 409 views	The chinstrip - When you can't decide if you're a boy or a man 9 October, 2009 499 views	The cockroach - Nature's way of telling you that you live like a freakin' pig 8 October, 2009 557 views \| 1 favorite	Vampires - I believe he likes to suck, but I doubt it's your blood he's interested in sucking 8 October, 2009 925 views \| 1 favorite	The end of the world - is coming! Clothing is now optional 8 October, 2009 857 views \| 2 favorites
Old hags - They drink all your booze and eat all your food, then pee themselves in your best chair before they leave with your watch in their pocket 8 October, 2009 470 views	The orange guy - Johnny Storm...aka THE HUMAN TORCH! 8 October, 2009 513 views	Belts - They're actually meant to be worn ABOVE your ass, not below it. 8 October, 2009 748 views \| 1 favorite	Life - imitates art 8 October, 2009 881 views	Boredom - The innate fear that a lack of constant electronic stimulation may lead to the generation of an actual thought 8 October, 2009 708 views \| 1 favorite
Twittering - I hate to break it to you, but the boring details of your life are of no interest to anyone but yourself 8 October, 2009 698 views	Injustice - These two douchebags probably make more money in a year than you'll make in two lifetimes 8 October, 2009 833 views \| 1 favorite	Drinking - It makes you look edgy and hip, unlike the fake Burbury visor which just makes you look gay 8 October, 2009 532 views	Hipsterism - You're trying too hard, and you're doing it wrong 8 October, 2009 464 views \| 1 favorite	Begging - So much easier than actual work, no matter how much you stylize it 8 October, 2009 817 views
Christmas - Forget the crappy toys, this year give them what they really want 8 October, 2009 761 views \| 1 favorite	Chinese toys - Now made with 10% less cancer causing chemicals, just in time for the American Imperialist Holidays! 8 October, 2009 531 views \| 1 favorite	My dollies - You even think about touching them and I'll cut you up 8 October, 2009 486 views	Cake - It's what's for dinner! 8 October, 2009 753 views	Motivation - The first one who stops jumping is fired 8 October, 2009 442 views
So cute - Couldn't you just eat it up? Seriously, with a little melted cheese on French bread it would make a tasty sandwich 8 October, 2009 612 views	Tunnels are stupid - Go argue on CL R&R moron! 8 October, 2009 358 views	Kilts - If you aren't actually Scottish, then it's just a dumb fashion mistake 8 October, 2009 491 views	Youth - All the money in the world can't buy it 8 October, 2009 865 views \| 1 favorite	Juicing - You've gotta learn when enough is enough 8 October, 2009 1476 views \| 1 favorite
Jesus loves you too - But he probably thinks carving his name into your flesh is just a little extreme, don't you think? 8 October, 2009 1015 views	Passed out - or indulging in a refreshing spa-like facial treatment? You be the judge 8 October, 2009 623 views	Baby girls - It's never too early to teach them to dress like sluts! 8 October, 2009 630 views	Homeless chic - Fashion has to look everywhere for inspiration 8 October, 2009 1174 views	Kittens - They're so adorable! 8 October, 2009 1160 views
Beer chugging - Little does he know cup #2 and #5 are filled with his buddies urine 7 October, 2009 607 views \| 1 favorite	Mmmm....sexy! - until you fall down drunk and I either have to carry you home or stash you in the bushes 7 October, 2009 670 views \| 1 favorite	College friends - Sure...get drunk and pass out. You can trust them to take care of you. 7 October, 2009 724 views	Alcohol & girls clothes - Better make sure your buddies aren't taking your picture when you become their bukakke bitch! 7 October, 2009 1928 views	Texting while driving - Guess what? When you T-bone me I'll end up owning your parent's house and all their money. You won't be LOLing then! 7 October, 2009 1005 views
Surprise! - Dad cut you out of his will 7 October, 2009 733 views	Fashion - Every day can be Halloween if only Daddy gives you enough money 7 October, 2009 708 views	Thumb rings - When a pinkie ring alone just doesn't make enough of a statement 7 October, 2009 554 views	College - Life doesn't get any better than this! 7 October, 2009 870 views	Crocs - The wedding ring isn't fooling anyone, Mary! 7 October, 2009 667 views
Fall fashions for men - Who love other men 7 October, 2009 777 views \| 1 favorite	Public art - Even birds know ugly when they see it 7 October, 2009 631 views	October - Halloween is right around the corner 7 October, 2009 670 views	Self expression - Just make sure Daddy has those trust-funds firmly established first! 7 October, 2009 1269 views	Frat house antics - It's only really gay if you kiss on the mouth 7 October, 2009 675 views
Facebook - You do realize perspective employers check it out, don't you? 7 October, 2009 2949 views \| 2 favorites	Segway - When the world really is all about your big fat lazy ass 7 October, 2009 717 views	Cats - Why not just ruin your furniture yourself? 7 October, 2009 995 views	Girlfight - Don't deny it, it makes you horny! 7 October, 2009 1992 views	Grilled cheese sandwich - When life sucks, it will put a smile on your face! 7 October, 2009 758 views
$450 sunglasses - You're a tool of the Establishment, and you look like an ass 7 October, 2009 662 views	Art - No matter what the media tells you, this isn't it 7 October, 2009 582 views \| 1 favorite	Communism - It's easy to extol when you're rich for being a loudmouthed bitch 7 October, 2009 1000 views	Seriously - Doesn't that hurt? 7 October, 2009 1452 views \| 1 favorite	Celebrity - Here in america it means you can get away with anything 7 October, 2009 552 views \| 1 favorite
Tattoos & babies - Why not combine your trendy fashion accessories? 7 October, 2009 1174 views	Saving your money - Bet you wish you started last year when you still had some 7 October, 2009 693 views	Xmas in october - Guess what China? Your tactics won't be working this year! 7 October, 2009 519 views	Texting & driving - You think you can do it, but you're wrong 7 October, 2009 868 views	Flossing - it's not really a suggestion 7 October, 2009 691 views
High heels - ...and you wonder why no one takes you seriously? 7 October, 2009 1534 views \| 1 favorite	Attention - It's amazing how far some people will go to get it 7 October, 2009 715 views	Turkey - the other white meat 7 October, 2009 777 views	Lesbianism - It doesn't really count if you're drunk, or in college, or carrying a fake designer bag 7 October, 2009 3252 views \| 3 favorites	Twinkies - Ever put one in the microwave? Go ahead and try it...you know you want to! 7 October, 2009 654 views
Chinese tourists - Here in America when we say Excuse Me, what we really mean is put down the camera and get out of our frikkin' way! 7 October, 2009 734 views	The faux-hawk - Letting the world know you spend way too much time looking in the mirror 7 October, 2009 532 views	The man-scarf - Letting the world know you're gay and you're proud of it, without having to say a word 7 October, 2009 569 views	Starbucks - Just imagine the money you'd save if you weren't addicted to this crap 7 October, 2009 513 views	Fried chicken - I love it, and I'm white Does that make me racist? 7 October, 2009 676 views \| 1 favorite
Politicians - They're laughing at us while they're destroying our future Yet you continue to vote for them...why? 7 October, 2009 426 views \| 1 favorite	Sports for kids - Try not to act surprised when they come out of the closet at 18 7 October, 2009 823 views	Look at me! - I think I'm original and I require some attention! 7 October, 2009 770 views \| 1 favorite	Baseball - has it's own share of gayness 7 October, 2009 556 views \| 1 favorite	Cartoons inspire us - to be the best we can be! 7 October, 2009 533 views
Diving for twinkies - America's newest Olympic sport! 7 October, 2009 1097 views	Dick in a box - Yeah, if it were really only that easy 7 October, 2009 659 views	Sexy - Remember when it didn't include muffintops and backfat? 7 October, 2009 1353 views \| 1 favorite	Alcohol & cameras - Creating lasting memories you can't deny in the future 7 October, 2009 3391 views	Sacrifice - A trip to Europe with Oprah to shill the Olympics for Chicago doesn't fit the definition 7 October, 2009 667 views \| 1 favorite
Censorship - Put in your earbuds, put on your eyeshades You know where to put the cork 7 October, 2009 417 views \| 1 favorite	Traditional marriage - It never works out if he's gay and you're insane 7 October, 2009 681 views	I love america - Preferably smothered in gravy and with an extra side of fries! 6 October, 2009 658 views	100 lbs overweight - It's the new "average" for American college girls 6 October, 2009 845 views	Boston University - Training the Leaders of Tomorrow 6 October, 2009 895 views
Show business - No actual talent is required 6 October, 2009 527 views	Guidos - Hey, it's not gay if he's your cousin! 6 October, 2009 1093 views	Politics - It's just show business for ugly people 6 October, 2009 479 views	Liberal censorship - You have to start young to generate the correct amount of hubris 6 October, 2009 600 views	Manscaping - Why don't you just tattoo the words "I SMOKE POLE" on your forehead? 6 October, 2009 569 views
Tiny dogs - are easier to dispose of when you're tired of them 6 October, 2009 456 views	Tramp stamp - Ahh...I'm kinda busy to be reading that crap right now! 6 October, 2009 1858 views	Imagine - The next Governor of Massachusetts 6 October, 2009 348 views	Mankini - Gay? Definitely! But lets face it, if you looked like this you'd be wearing one too! 6 October, 2009 533 views	Wait a minute - Who voted for HER? 6 October, 2009 649 views \| 1 favorite
Talent - Nope, not even here. 6 October, 2009 1703 views	Homeland security - It isn't really working, is it? 5 October, 2009 836 views \| 1 favorite	Condoms - In the future, you'll be glad you used them 5 October, 2009 784 views	Individuality - Get a dictionary and look it up 5 October, 2009 1277 views	Unique - or is it eunuch? 5 October, 2009 515 views \| 1 favorite
Fashion - it's not for everyone 5 October, 2009 945 views	Celebrity - They're all judged by a different standard 4 October, 2009 591 views	You voted for change - Socialism is change, isn't it? 4 October, 2009 849 views	Hipsters - Without a Trust-fund, you're nothing 4 October, 2009 773 views \| 1 favorite	Buttplug - Make sure you remove it before you sit down 4 October, 2009 597 views \| 1 favorite
Fried chicken jokes - They aren't racist if you're black 4 October, 2009 1048 views \| 2 favorites	EPIC FAIL - I suppose this too can be blamed on George Bush? 4 October, 2009 643 views \| 1 favorite	Truth in advertising - Most of Massachusetts is a slum 4 October, 2009 396 views	FLOTUS - She ain't no Jackie Kennedy 4 October, 2009 1085 views	Repeat after me sheeple - BAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAH 27 September, 2009 504 views
Recycle - your waste paper when you're through with it 27 September, 2009 501 views \| 1 favorite	Plastic - Do your part to recycle! 27 September, 2009 460 views	If you believe this... - you'll believe anything 27 September, 2009 497 views	Diversity - Hope Dad set up your trust fund off shore 27 September, 2009 409 views	Believe - in anything that makes you feel good 27 September, 2009 569 views
Stupidity - It crosses Party afiliations 27 September, 2009 399 views	Choose wisely - and make sure to cover your assets! 27 September, 2009 659 views \| 1 favorite	You begged for it... - you got it. Change. 27 September, 2009 431 views \| 1 favorite	Everyone has a Dream, right? - And you thought Palin was stupid? 27 September, 2009 513 views \| 1 favorite