Captain Obvious - Thanks for the clarification, Cap'n.
7 November, 2009
2963 views | 1 favorite
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Would - that I could, I would all posts with
spelling or grammatical errors.
30 September, 2009
1738 views
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Beer Goggles - You're doing it right.
30 September, 2009
1434 views
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Please come back - when you learn the difference between a country and a continent.
29 September, 2009
2557 views
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Gosh darn it! - Just what I need right now - a pimple! And I've got that big job interview in the morning.
29 September, 2009
3263 views
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Confusion - I'm not sure which family to feel sorrier for.
29 September, 2009
3902 views
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Loser - Someone who doesn't know the difference between
the words "loser" and "looser".
29 September, 2009
1498 views
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Female drivers - It's cute when you try to do man things.
29 September, 2009
2925 views
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Me so horny! - Me love you long time.
28 September, 2009
6348 views | 1 favorite
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Dita Von Teese - Mein Führer could never be too harsh with me.
26 September, 2009
3967 views | 1 favorite
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Detroit Public Schools - Sounds like you're an administrator there.
No wonder the city has the worst illiteracy and -out rates in the nation.
26 September, 2009
1850 views | 1 favorite
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Day jobs - I think we just found where the staff of
motivatedphotos.com work.
26 September, 2009
2673 views | 1 favorite
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Spelling - Never too young to start.
26 September, 2009
2081 views
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Facepalm - When a simple "Doh!" just isn't enough.
24 September, 2009
3892 views | 1 favorite
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Rube Goldberg - Would be proud.
24 September, 2009
1915 views
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Olly, olly, oxen free! - It's ok kids, you can come out now.
Michael Jackson's dead.
24 September, 2009
2223 views
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Funny... - I didn't know Richard Kiel played for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
24 September, 2009
1894 views
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Doing it wrong - You're doing it right, Captain Obvious.
24 September, 2009
2004 views
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I'm Cosmo Kramer, - the Assman.
23 September, 2009
2232 views
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Parenting - You're doing it wrong... seriously wrong.
23 September, 2009
3107 views
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Plagiarism - He's doing it right. Over and over and over and...
23 September, 2009
1401 views
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You've been a very bad girl... - Now go to my room!
23 September, 2009
4605 views | 1 favorite
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Nixon - She's a big fan.
23 September, 2009
4611 views
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Carpool lane violator - You're doing it right.
23 September, 2009
4325 views | 1 favorite
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Directionally-challenged Liberals - Learn your right from your left first and THEN we'll talk
about the differences between French and Italian.
23 September, 2009
2756 views
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Leader dogs - You're doing it wrong.
21 September, 2009
2490 views
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Parenting - You're doing it wrong.
21 September, 2009
3775 views | 3 favorites
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Please, daddy... - make all of these crappy posts stop!
20 September, 2009
2131 views | 1 favorite
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Emergency Supplies - Flashlights? Check. Inflatable rafts? Check. Batteries? Check. Fishing supplies? Check. Drinking water? Check.
'Come-fuck-me' pumps? CHECK-A-REENO!
18 September, 2009
3830 views
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Emergency Preparedness - Thank God they planned ahead
and packed some high heels!
Om nom nom...
18 September, 2009
2537 views
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Hybrids - A cross between bowling and shuffleboard and chess but played on ice. Not a sport? Let's see how well you do at it, n00b!
17 September, 2009
1746 views
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Titillation - You're doing it oh so right!
17 September, 2009
5982 views | 3 favorites
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Double Fail - It's "'Wrong' is correct, moron," moron.
17 September, 2009
1194 views
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Malapropisms - You're doing them correctly.
17 September, 2009
4009 views
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14th Century BC Grammar - Even *M*oses knew you should have used "it's".
17 September, 2009
1277 views
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The Arrhenius Equation - Luckily, McDonald's won't ask you to solve it during your job interview.
17 September, 2009
1625 views
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Irony - Doppler was killed by a train trying to prove his hypothesis.
17 September, 2009
2151 views
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AIDS - A problem and a solution.
17 September, 2009
1452 views
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'All or Nothing' Logic Fail - So I guess by your reasoning you have to go "all in"
once you ante your first hand of poker?
17 September, 2009
1048 views
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Grammar - Even Third World Firing Range Safety Officers know
*you're* doing it wrong.
17 September, 2009
1827 views
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No, *you're* wrong! - Twice. And, btw, it's "warfare."
17 September, 2009
1436 views
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A six-year-old's reply - "I'm rubber, you're glue."
17 September, 2009
1336 views
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I have a feeling - That you don't know how to spell or
use a dictionary.
17 September, 2009
1113 views
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Medieval backscratchers - When you really, REALLY have to scratch that itch.
7 September, 2009
2593 views | 1 favorite
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Milkshake - You're doing it right, bossy.
7 September, 2009
1905 views
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Kids - They blow up so fast.
7 September, 2009
2738 views
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Ass whooping - Oh, yeah. You're about to get one, buddy.
Think extra large, Rodney King style.
7 September, 2009
2653 views
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The second "e" in breathe - She takes mine away.
7 September, 2009
4691 views | 1 favorite
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Grammatical errors - You're full of them.
7 September, 2009
2199 views | 1 favorite
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How's my parking? - Don't like it? Tough sh*t! I'm gay and can park how and where I want. Now switch your purple wristband to your other arm and
go about your business!
6 September, 2009
3216 views
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